Myself: Mid-40s, athletic, married
Mix:
SteveO’s ICM 0.25.1a mix from this thread:
http://www.pheromonetalk.com/mens-pheromone-advice-tricks-tips/future-pheromone-universe-i-seek-your-9175.html
5 sprays from a full size bottle
This is sort of a follow-on report to this thread:
After a long week I decide to take Mrs. BH out for a nice night - dinner at a nice restraunt, show, dancing, etc.. - you know the routine.
So we start out at one of the nicer restraunts at the area. Nothing significant to report. Very good service but you always get that here. A combination of very friendly and professional. Can’t honestly say if the mix added to better service or not.
Except … after dinner we go to the lounge area as we have time before the show. Lounge is over to the side - basically out of the way of the restraunt. We are the only people in there at first. The hostess comes by to check on us. Talks to us a few minutes. Then leaves. Then she has to come back through for something. As she passes by she says hello to us and slides her fingers across my shoulders. Does the same when she passes back by. And again. And again. Hmmmm.
So we go to the show. OK seats but it was sort of a spur of the moment thing so they coulda been better. As Mrs. BH says “Not a bad seat in the place” but we are over to one side and not in the center. Which forces me to basically half look at the people to the left of me. Which includes a young lady who is fairly popping out through the center of her low cut top. Ya try not to notice but … that “push-up” is certainly pushing up.
Now at the same time there is Mrs. BH is on the opposite side of said young lady. She is being unusually “naughty” tonight. Usually I am the one to make any off-color commentary which can elicit anything from a “boys will be boys” look to a slight blush to a smack on the shoulder accompanied by “you’re so bad” or something to that extent. Tonight however, it is Mrs. BH making the suggestive comments in my ear leaving me no question as to what is on her mind.
I almost blush at a couple of her comments… and that isn’t easy to do. I’m thinking “Dang girl, do we need to just go get a room or what?”
In the meantime young lady on my other side seems to be a little bored with the show and will quit watching for extended periods. And seems to be twisting a little more in my direction. And looks at me and smiles several times. And seems to be popping ever a little more out to the point half her brassiere cup on one side is popping out along with … her. She has to know but all she does is look me in the eye and smile. Once again, I am way too old and way too married to really consider it and given all this is evident wondering why all the attention is being sent my way.
So once the show is over we go to leave. Young lady lets Mrs. BH by but then shifts to make it as difficult as possible for me to get by her, smiling all the time.
Mrs. BH wants to go to one of our favorite places to dance. We find a quiet area upstairs overlooking the dance floor. Mrs. BH wants to dance. Up there. By ourselves. Slowly. No matter what the beat of the music is.
Eventually we go down on the dance floor. On our way down I freshen up with 2-3 more sprays of the same from a To Go bottle. More of the same from Mrs. BH. Every other dance becomes a slow one no matter what the beat of the music is. And she is not respecting my “personal space” either. Not that I mind - just more of an observation.
As we are dancing I notice that two ladies in particular seem to stay very close us no matter where we “migrate” to as we are dancing. One in particular (attractive, mid-30s) keeps looking and smiling when Mrs. BH’s back is to her. Mrs. BH gives no indication this is going on. She seems much more interested in keeping close proximity to me.
Now if Mrs. BH does not care for a song we will go sit down, have a couple sips of our drink, talk, etc. until a song comes back on Mrs. BH likes. Whenever we go to the dance floor these two ladies soon pop up. But again Mrs. BH seems more focused on us.
Untill … we are at the far side of the dance floor. Within a song and a half these two ladies are right behind Mrs. BH again. Very close this time. And suddenly I see Mrs. BH, with her eyes locked on mine, a seductive little smile on her face, take 1 1/2 deliberate steps backwards (fast but in time to the music) right into the smiling lady and knock her a step backwards. Mrs. BH just takes a step forward in time to the music and goes on like nothing happened. Smiling lady looks at her friend like she can’t believe what just happened. I am “OMG, my wife just body-checked some lady on the dance floor.”
So I say to myself, “Self, it is time to go.” Mrs. BH is acting a little out of character tonight and I am now afraid that if that lady does not get the message and stays too close, the next time Mrs. BH does one of her cool little spins an elbow might accidentally come out …
So I grab her hand and lead her on out. I get an innocent look with “Are you ready to go home?”
Yeah, I’m ready.
On the way home Mrs. BH controls the music and makes sure that the “mood” is maintained accompanied by the appropriate teasing looks and … well … occassionally more than a look.
We get home and …
This is for all you single guys and gals: I could tell you there was this romantic/passionate trail of clothing articles leading to the bedroom but …
The reality is you have to make sure the kids are in bed, the lights are out around the house, doors are locked, etc. - a whole bunch of little house-keeping things you have to attend to before … well, anything else.
However … once all that was done and we knew the kids were asleep in their beds … before we can get back to the bedroom, Mrs. BH pulls me to her, looks me in the eyes and says something that includes the words “right here”.
Yes M’am. If you insist.
I hope Mrs. BH got her way that night good report Hank
I want that girl on my team!