Okay, I had to post this because I thought it was so hilarious. I’d just gotten back from the grocery store where I’d done my aunt a favor by taking her to do her weekly grocery shopping (I do a lot for my family but that is another topic).
I remembered this morning that I had made up Steve’s ICM 0.25.1a recipe on Monday and had been letting it composite since then. I figured, ‘what the hell’ knowing it really wouldn’t have an affect on my aunt for certain reasons (I was right) so why not see what I think of it. The only difference from the original formula was my use of Instant Jerk instead of straight androstenone. I figured maybe the minute amount of copulins in each spray could help with social proofing.
So I spray it on right before I leave to pick up my aunt and head to the store. I’d chosen to make it with the 6% neroli scent. I sprayed one spray on each side of my neck to see what would happen. (Note to self, this stuff REALLY needs to be covered by cologne next time!) I could strongly smell the pheromones through the neroli but I’d already headed out the door and didn’t notice the phero smell until about 5 minutes after application.
I did notice that I felt large and in charge a few minutes after application. I felt very happy and very ‘tall’ (like I had literally grown a few inches taller).
At the grocery store (which was pretty empty by the way) this smoking hot Latin beauty with long black hair, low cut top, short shorts and great legs, who looked to be about 18 walked past me down one of the isles. I didn’t think I was feeling horny until I realized I was checking out her totally cute backside without even trying to be discreet. Nobody else in the isle but my aunt who was looking the other way. So this girl is about 10’ away and I walk over just to see what happens when she’s in my phero cloud. So I’ standing next to her about 4’ away pretending to be looking at animal crackers when I catch her immediately looking over out of the corner of her eye. I glance over and she looks at me and says hi. Next thing I know she is standing a foot away, smiling and slightly pushing her chest out. Impressive cleavage. She is doing everything she can to keep the conversation going and acting like she wanted me to be looking. I am telling myself I have to get the hell out of Dodge or I’ll be in jail for hitting on a minor. Then she makes a comment about how she’ll have to go buy her cigarettes even though she should really quit. She is so happy that she can buy them herself now. (WTF?!!!) Is that a hint that she’s ‘legal?’ Her mom comes into the isle and asks if she could find ‘it’. The girl is totally startled and turns ten shades of red and mumbles something and walks off. As she walks past she gives me this little pinch on my side.
We move along down a few isles and suddenly my Latin beauty is back in the isle looking at me. Her mom tracks her down again and says, ‘what are you doing here? We’ve already been down here! I think we’re done, lets go.’ The girl gets a really pissy look on her face and as the mom is walking away she gives me a wave and sulks off. WOAH.
So we get to the register and there is a cute little cashier with light brown hair and braces. Don’t know why but I found her braces really cute today. I’m putting stuff on the belt and am about 3 feet away. It is warm in there and I’m feeling totally self conscious because I can smell the pheros and think I must smell like I haven’t showered in a week. The cashier suddenly goes from being supremely bored looking (like for the three people in front of us) to smiling and asking how I was and making all sorts of conversation. She just started there in April because you have to be 18 for the union (
here we go again!) and it isn’t a bad job, etc. I told her my birthday was today (it is) and she says, ‘Oh well then let me give you a big birthday hug!’ She leans over the counter and proceeds to get as close as possible (not very with the counter in the way) and gives me a good ten second long hug while inhaling at least a few times to get more phero goodness into her nostrils. Then she’s totally ignoring my aunt who is trying to pay so I get the money and hand it to the girl who’s talking a mile a minute. Her eyes are bigger than normal and she’s telling me to come back tomorrow- she’s working from 10-3. Yikes! Then when we finally get out the door the girl is waving and saying goodbye again.
Absolute insanity. I am going to have to find a much more appropriate place to test this (and use a cologne cover).
Never happened before I found this website. My confidence (with life in general) is 1000% better than it ever was before. Absolutely wonderful. Even the days I’m phero free are better because I’m so used to people reacting a certain way that I seem to carry myself differently. Just the way I carry myself now seems to have changed the way people react to me.
