If you don't like MILFs, don't use these damn mixes!

Hello guys,
how are you? Are you ready for reading my latest troubles with Pheros? Ok, I’ll tell you about two different episodes. Both involving MILFs.

Episode 1 - When I don’t learn from my mistakes

Pheromone used: MX222 (3 sprays on the neck)

It happened few weeks ago (I know, I’m late on typing these thigns, but I’m very busy), that I decided to go to a disco. I wanted to hit on a very cute Latina. Ok, I’m starting to believe that both Colombian and Mexican girls are gorgeous. So, I wore my always-favourite MX222 (discontinued, I suppose). So, to make it short, that night weren’t any latina around (she’s usually there every friday), but were some MILFs. A couple of them started to stare at me, while another literally sticked to me and even bothered me to buy me a drink! I wasn’t in the mood, but the next day I received her call. I still don’t know how she managed to have my mobile number. Can you believe?

Episode 2 - Turning Pheros into self-destruction weapons

Pheromones used:
Instant Shine double strenght (1 spray)
Instant Openness (the spray is broken so I poured a bit on my wrists)
TUTH (3 sprays)

I wore this pheros when I went the next time to eat out and after to a club. First I was approached by a girl all smiley, but I refused to walk her out as to my eyes she looked more like an hooker than anything else. Anyway, in the 5 seconds and half that we spent near the told me all her life!!! Rather boring and uninteresting, but I’m afraid that Pheros hitted bad in her head. Rule number one, if you want to hook on some guy, never tell them that you’ve two daughters, and soon later say that you love one and hate the other. Later I went to a disco, and again, a group of three MILFs got close to me. One kept on hugging me and bothering me. Like the one from episode 1, the next day I’ve got an email from her. This time I know that my friend gave it to her as she told him that she needs help to fix her PC (it’s not true).

So, if you’re not looking for MILFs, be careful to these mixes!

See ya
Franz

:DROFL, great story man! I’m gonna be laughin about this all day! Maybe you should have helped that nice lady fix her computer.:roll_eyes:

Fix her computer and double click her mouse, I hit on all girls who ask me to fix her computer… and when they hit on me first I joke with them that it is so obvious and if they want me to just say so, but I do charge extra for an out call of that nature.

You probably meant “double click her kitty,” right?

So… how much is a “pour on the wrist” of Openness?

I once was transferring some SOE to another roll-top bottle and dropped it, gushing forth a mighty spill. Ah stripped down 'n rounded in the shit. Hit the town oiled up like ah hog and had a damn friggen fine time. Ah reckon 5 or 6 rolls and ah was good to go.

Sometimes a kickin’ dose is beyond mere expression in mcg. Splashes, rolls, drips 'n licks are the true measurements of success.

Hello guys!
Thank you for the many replies!
I’ll answer to your questions.
First of all, the “clicking the the kitty” of the lady. Let me say that I’m looking for something younger and I already had a milf-stalker. It took ages to get rid of her, and now I don’t want to start again ;-). So, I’m looking for some phero mix/combination (Ammo-free) having the same effect on yourgers. Wish me good luck ;-)!
The second question is “how much a pour is?”. Actually, I can’t quantify, otherwise I’d write it above… A pour is a pour. The sprayer is broket, I unskrew the bottle and I poured some on the wrist. The alternative was to mix it with the remaining IS that I have, but it didn’t sound wise, did it ;-)?

If you have more questions feel free to ask. I think that the sooner or the later I’ll copy this post also into my journal. So, if you have questions, i can use them to write a more complete post ont he journal.

See ya
Franz