IG: Instant Grab or Instant Gentleman?

I usually go out on Wednesdays and yet when I woke up this Wednesday I would have preferred to be dead. My head was in so much pain I couldn’t stand without getting nauseous. Tuesday night I was fine, morning the day after I really had to think whether I drank an entire bottle of tequila. I was confident that I didn’t but where the F*CKING HELL was the pain coming from and why?

Seriously guys I could literally type out sick into ichat to Mickaelia and passed out. I really didn’t care what happened. Three hours later when I woke up again I wasn’t any better. I got up and my face was actually looking swollen. Death warmed over and with Halloween right around the corner I thought maybe I contracted the T-Virus again. Last time I was fortunate and beat it because of good genes.

I barely made it to the doctors office without crashing. I was lucky! Doctor prescribed antibiotics after he told me I had a sinus infection. Well anyone who really knows me knows how anti-doctor, anti-medicines I am. They DO NOT cure, but simply mask ad inhibit your bodies natural bodies to defeat illness. It’s just bewildering how anyone can just blindly go on a doctors words and blindly take anything without even a semblance of checking to see hey, is this good for me? Is there anything else I can take natural that will help? Oh well some people just can’t think for themselves!

Anyway I was damned sick and went home and again slept from about 3 till late night. No food, just water. I didn’t want to take the antibiotics and fought it. I figured if I could get through the night and if I was still feeling that bad I would have no choice.

Yesterday I woke up feeling so much better, but not 100% yet. HAH, beat it enough not to take antibiotics though. So throughout the day I’m feeling better and better. Massive quantities of ascorbic acids, a and d, E, and slew of other good stuff.

But that’s not what this is about. Last night I needed to get out. I decided I didn’t want go out, out, but headed to BuckyStars instead. I wasn’t feeling great, but to attempt to feel better I still made sure my clothes were impeccable. I was comfortable but still dressed like a gentleman. I did not feel very sexxxy man like, but this would be the perfect test of IG.

I sprayed three shots of IG and went and when I walked in the typical greeting. Hey SteveO, holding up a grande cup and asking if I want black coffee (my usual). Nah I say, I’ll take a foofy drink. Well there were two college age girls to my right looking at the bakery goods. One was cute and the other not so cute. To each his own right. Well They started giggling and doing typical girly stuff. When they got behind me I could see them in the bakery glass which was reflective enough for me to see. So bigger girl got behind cute girl and she pushed her forward right into me.

OK so they are being cutesy and WTF, this girl who was “pushed” into me grabbed my butt. Not with just both hands, but she grabbed with both hands! Holy crap! OK so I turn around, smile and say I usually at least get a name before I allow strange women to feel me up. More giggles and she turned red. Nothing to say. I said careful I might return the favor and you…pause…pause…never mind and walked away.

I could have escalated it but honestly I was not on A-Game and why bother playing if you can’t give it your all? They sat across from me on other side of room with cute girl facing my way. She kept looking over and smiling.

Too bad I wasn’t up to it, but she had a butt worth squeezing back :wink:.

Well crappy news is again I still feel not that great, but the best news is no antibiotics in my system. Hopefully I feel better tonight, after all its the eve of Hollow.

Wow from Instant Steve to Instantly Grab Steve. ODG

IG is one of my favorites. We’ve had threads debating whether it is sexy or not but I can vouch for the fact that some ladies do find it very attractive.

Yes, but GwtW, you’re like me where you are mature enough to understand just how sexxxy social can really be. Hence, one of the reasons I vibe on Ishine so much to the younger guys.:cool: