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Yeah so I got here and like most of my trips there’s usually something that just didn’t go as planned. This trip was no exception. It happens when you travel on really short notice and this trip was planned yesterday. Two weeks in the sun and fun. I’m probably not going to have a girl friend when I get home but right now its worth every bit of ruining it 
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Started the flight sitting next to Courtney who flew in to Memphis from Texas. Odd way to go to Mexico, but its all about hubs and maximizing profits. Courtney was blond, lithe and I would presume about 18. Her family were scattered about the plane. At first I thought the flight would suck. She didn’t say much so I put on the IPod and listened to music for the first hour. I was wearing Ishine, IG and IH. If you ever want to slide through security thats the combo.
I didn’t think it would do much for the girls, but with a disappointed girl at home I wasn’t really caring either. She doesn’t have a passport and 1 day is not enough notice to get one either. Beth is going to murder me when she reads this and Jasmin is thinking I have my Mac, but I found the Internet Cafe and its inclusive. Its not work for the next two weeks its about PARTYING.
Anyway after the flight attendants brought their cute little snacks around little Courtney got talking. Typical crap like what do you do and all that interview nonsense. I used to tell them I designed and marketed pheromones, but if you have read my past posts you know why I don’t anymore. (A quick recap: they don’t call you back, sex maybe, but they always think the mones scammed them into sex and no repeats ever). So now the story goes that I work for a Beverly Hills perfumer marketing perfums. It works well. Courtney was hooked and is all about going out to Seignior Frogs and some other clubs. Her family said she can go out drinking and clubbing as long as she has a chaperone. What will they ever think if they found out what she was really up to? So much Tequila I feel like clubbing Baby seals right now 
. I want to bang on the drum all day.
If Mick is reading this, she’ll understand that last line. If Beth is reading this she’ll not only understand that line she will MURDER ME. Baby you have to see this one, such a bed magnet and… Forget it.
Let me tell you what really cracked me up. Courtney told me that she didn’t bother talking to me when she first sat down cause she thought I was too much of a gentleman, kinda like her dad!
YIKES. She said after I got talking to her she realized just how much of a jerk I really am. LOL.
She’s staying at some other hotel and at $3 a minute using AT&screw you for every penny they can get out of you, I doubt I’ll ever call her.
OK so at the airport again right through customs, didn’t even care that I put down smuggler as occupation. . So far I’ve drank enough Tequila to kill a pack mule and I am still searching for the first O of the trip. I know that I could share that O many times with the chick on the plane but its my first night and O my heavens its heaven on earth.
Baby there’s not a single girl here, it must be a convention of monks or something, You know I’m only trying to hype products, its my job.
No instant sex appeal from the IG, IH and IShine combo. Great for authorities to think your an angel but it takes a while for women to warm up to you. Now don’t get me wrong for a minute, its pretty amazing if you have the time to make it work. I believe it could be more powerful of a mix with women if you work it right. Instead of that INSTANT sex appeal stuff, this builds and once it hits, I can almost guarantee you will be banging those drums all night and for a few more days as well. The INSTANT appeal like MX292 might get you laid, but that’s it. Read the forum, guys will get tremendous hits of the sex formulas (and if you kinow how to work it right) SEX galore, but usually one night stands. It would be nice if we had the mix that would satisfy the instant urge while at the same time not destroying the possibility of anything other than a quickie or F-buddy type of relationship.
Oh and BTW I was supposed to have transport to and from the airport but nobody had me on the list. Turns out I wasn’t scheduled on a shuttle with the rest of those chumps, I had a private black car waiting for me. Always something, I just thank the Lucky O in the sky this time it was a GREAT something.
All day I’ve been at the pool bar drinking Quervo Sunrises and life is good. Very Good. I showered when I got here and sprayed myself with 4 MX292, Ishine and IFM. Magic is in the O and I’ve been invited to a wedding, a room or two, a party and to smuggle 36 kilos of coke out of the country. Instant, but not always the best kind of results.
I’ll keep you posted, but for now a very HOT chica just pulled up a chair. There’s a time limit to internet and I have exceeded mine. O and Beth, I love you baby, and I think this Chica wants to discuss the moral breakdown of families and I feel obligated to ensure she is filled with love and happiness. After all maybe she can help me find that elusive O, I know I can help her find hers multiple times.
I know what it’s like to… um, let’s call it… free fall. Heh. Fun when it’s your own idea and you’re wearing a parachute. 
