Steve .. you did not shit in your bed! Good boy, good boy!!!
Have fun… but not too much.
My girlfriend called me yesterday and we talked. She did admit that she was reading the forum, with bated breath and cried tears of joy when she read I threw a babe out of my bed. I told her that Sandria didn’t hold a candle to her and it wasn’t really that tough to do.
We both told that we love each other and then I went out and met some girls 
I am so proud of you my Steve O Licious. 
Beth is a lucky woman. I can remember the day when this would NEVER happen.
Hmmm, that is so sweet. Makes me want to go out there and find that special someone to share these moments with.
In the meantime, i’ll be here working.
ADULT CONTENT WARNING!
When I first started wearing pheromones from Androtics way back in January of 07 I believed there were something to mones, but I just wasn’t to sure about what exactly it was. I had bought and used mones on and off for a couple of years, but always with less than desirable hits. I had used just about every commercially available product, even stuff from eBay. Most of it was plain old crap, but somethings were promising, but again nothing would ever produce solid, effective hits, just always enough for me to have at it again because I knew there was validity to the science I just needed the right source.
So back again, I would go scouring the Internet looking for that magic love juice, that Happy Sauce that rained down from the heavens like tiny droplets of sweet nectar of the nether regions of the God of All Things Pink and Squishy enticing men everywhere to drop their pants and get to humping. I am man: Cock-A-Saurus-Erectus!
Thank the God of Protection Against All Bad and Evil Scams AKA the God of Good Tire Tread and Fortune Cookies:
for allowing me the good sight to see right through the Pherlure scam and not falling victim to their wicked marketing hype.
The good insight for not drinking enough Margaritas yesterday and admitting to having a child with that woman I’ve never seen before in a place I’ve never been.
Well wouldn’t you know it, after I found the love scent forums I kept reading about “the other company”. I did some more searching and finally like a wave of enchanted mones of lust I found myself smack dab in the middle of the Androtics world. It took me about a whole of fifteen minutes after getting my Ammo and trying it on the very first day to realize how Their Is A God After All was smiling down upon me shinning her light and illuminating every step, every dark corner making bright and happy. Sending the evil and wicked scurrying away. Sure we have Ishine, but let me tell you, there’s nothing more powerful than a pissed off Happy God to keep things shiny.
I tell you this because today is one of those most amazing days with Pheromones. It is the kind of days that pull out all stops on the mones and turn the non-believers believe, the crooked straight, the unholy holy and the crazy sane. Well maybe more like the ones who believe so much in their own twisted little minds that they are entitled to whatever it is they have created as truth that when truth actually presents itself their worlds are shattered and it changes everything.
It’s very early the next day and start with my statement that there are those who have given up on mones. Those who post how mones are all placebos, fakes, nonsense, garbage, trash, but what they are really telling you is that is the story of their life. It is fake, a placebo, a made-believe dance in the make-believe ballroom (not yours Bella, that’s very real. I know cause I danced the Tango twice already on your hard-wood floors), a lunatics fancy, waiting for the blue-bird to take them away.
Wait!
What’s that you ask?
Am I really talking about mones?
No!
I am talking about the very lives of those who convince themselves that mones don’t work. Their lives are candy coated Thorazine, powdered in sugar and lies. They have convinced themselves despite evidence that lights their faces like giant spotlights outside premiers, clubs and the 12 a.m. Suzy and Benny’s electric S&M Kiddy show right after Hannah Montana.
No, mones don’t work they say. In their reality mones really don’t work, and quite frankly, the God Of Balance and Order, and Broken DVD players does a good job of keeping most of the worlds sicko’s in check.
I say this because I have run into some of the worlds foulest in the last couple of days. I was accosted by sales-men who would do anything at all to make a dollar. I said coke, they said cocaine. I said girl, one pulled his sister from a room who was 15. I said she’s a baby, I was told he had a cousin who just turned 12! I turned my stomach and left with a tear in my eye. Yes, I cried at the misery and pain caused by others.
But OH the joys of life and love have a presence in my life. I spray myself with Ishine and all the worlds troubles are bottled up in a little package with a bow that I can hide away in the drawer. The bad-dreams and the hurt of things past haunt me like red eyes prying into my life from an open window. Nobodies there, but in the morning those red eyes are seared into my very existence. Yes, I have Ishine and it saves me, it takes me higher above those that would do me harm and saves me from bad.
Ah the makings of a Tequila hangover brings forth many skeletons and many words that I will leave off these pages. I dearly miss my girl, but the sun and sand and the God of all things Agave and tiny bikinis makes me smile all the same. Beth sent me a picture she took of her in a tiny little white bikini from the neck down. Its our little joke that when I met her in the bar the first thing I saw was her amazing body. There was a glass door and a poster hid her head from me. She knows me closer than anyone ever has and I thank the God of all things Beth for that. Yes, she has been assigned her own God.
I know I’m rambling, but most of this was written at 5 am when I got back from the clubs. I really have no idea what I was even trying to say except that pheromones do work. Yesterday I wore different times throughout the day:
A314 2 drops
Ishine 2 sprays (8X)
IFM 2 sprays
And a very lucky find of MX301 which has now proved to me is the ICM 1A mix. I didn’t even consciously bring it. But found a bottle neatly tucked in my toiletry bag. LOL, must have had it in there from my last trip.
I have been watching a couple of ladies in the room across the hall from me every day and we say hi in passing. Turns out Connie and Kelly are mom and daughter (Ohio) respectively. Whenever I saw them I the hallway it was always after the beach so no pheromones. I’ve also seen the lovely Kelly who hides her body under long dresses in the computer lounge. I have never been lucky to see her at the pool or beach, and I was looking. Yesterday I had on my mix as mentioned above and met mom in the hall again.
She said the cordial hello and stopped dead in her tracks. Next thing I know we are walking arm in arm headed for the bar and shots. Mom tells me all about everything, including the lovely daughter Kelly. We talked for a good solid hour. Kelly comes and joins us and she is very friendly. Long story short I show them the incredible view I have of the pool and ocean from my balcony. They have view of street. Kelly is like OMG I can get a tan here without all those eyes on me and the sun dress comes off and I was right. BODY! I make a joke about my eyes being on her and we all laugh. No pheromones, not even a second look. Mx301 and clothes are being shed after shots of tequila.
Shower, dinner Chevelly (UK indian decent) mom and dad at next table. Dinner I wore A314 and next thing you know I am invited to join them at their table. Funny thing about that since I was in shorts and sandals and they were dressed rather nicely. Another funny thing was that they also were getting waiter service from the Head-Guy and it was a buffet. Their entire persona screamed WEALTH. Chevelly is a real babe and wants me to go to the clubs with her tonight.
Elle and Martina while wearing MX301 with IFM and A314 at bar. I ask them if chair was open. Elle, a blond, is like some guy is sitting there, kind of rude like. Sounded to me like typical spoiled brat that didn’t get spanked enough by daddy and BF didn’t have good boundaries. She wasn’t even that hot. I took the chair anyway and she was like I said someone is sitting there.
I used my SteveO charm and was like My Dear, if he comes back He will have to deal with me. If he doesn’t you should be thankful that I have decided to sit here. She called me a cocky bastard and I called her a spoiled brat. Her jaw dropped! I did a shot and caught her looking at me thirty times.
Marc the guy whose chair it was came back and turns out he was super cool guy I had met earlier. newlywed from Ireland that I had spoken with the day before. Elle kept looking and again long story short spent about a half-hour sitting on my lap. We ended up having great laughs.
Over the course of last night I additionally met and enjoyed the evening with Eva, Martina, Marc numero two, Ian, John, Bill who got me to drink a Blue Mother Fucker. Let me tell you that was the most foulest drink I’ve ever had. DISGUSTING. There were about ten others who I cannot remember the name of. All morning people have been saying hi to me. Apparently I was a hit.
Karaoke last night and did the theme to Baby sitting blues, except I sang them my story about being a daddy, my girl friend at home, and a whole bunch of stuff about some of you . It was freaking Karaoke and I did stand-up comedy. Someones got to break the rules.
Ian and I hit it off and we talked for hours about the worlds economy and how he sees everything as opportunity. He is a land developer who resides in the UK but has International operations and is a fascinating guy. Maybe it was all the shots of tequila but wow if I heard him correctly there are some exciting things happening. You’re only as valuable as the people you surround yourself with. I was flattered when he said why do you think I have been talking to you.
I realize that I am charismatic and have a unique way about me that most everybody loves. Yeah I have an ego too, but mones are like the Dr Scholls Gel cushions in a great pair of shoes. Are you gellin? Very recently someone told a friend, of a friend, of this girl I know, sisters boyfriend that I am presumptuous. HAHA, goes to show you how little they know about me. I liked Ian; he told me that most successful people are mistaken for presumptuous by those who don’t quite understand success just yet. This guy was solid and had some amazing insights on lots of things I’ve always wondered about. It kind of reminded me of my initial feelings about David D being presumptions.
So much more to tell you guys about yesterday, but its time for the beach. I need to find Chevelly so we can discuss foreign relations and clubbing (not baby seals) tonight.
OK time for a drink
Wow, sounds like you are having the time of your life. Way to go! 
Steve -
LOL. I do not know whether to laugh or have a drink myself …
I was thinking you could have put the first couple of posts under my thread “I might be dead meat” but you just may have pulled it out of the fire … good luck with that … lol.
And I too am proud of you beating back Sandria … kinda like the C&W song says: “Don’t lose the girl you love at home for a night in Panama City …”
Have a good time on vacation and looking forward to the rest of the stories … coherent or not.
Are you Phero’in?
haha that is incredible. Amazing.
you buddy are one SERIOUS mess . . . . rock it just rock it.
Man, I am so glad you and Beth are good. You had me kind of nervous there for a bit at first. It always makes me so sad when I see a great couple not make it. I know next to nothing about Beth, but I do know a man in love when I talk to one, and a Good Thing ™ when I hear about it.
I have something to send you when you get back. Shame you can’t test it while you’re down there. lol
Have fun, man. You work hard enough for three.
Well, I wonder how the rest of the vacation went…and whether or not Cancun will ever recover.
Niiice…
Glad to have you back safe and sound, man! Great view from the balcony.
You’re sure about that? Not imagination? 
More teens and blonds?
18 as well. What a coincidence. Sure these aren’t made up posts?
Wow, you necro bumped a 5 yr old thread to hate on somebody. lol
Where do you come down on “made up” reports? In favor or opposed?
Written by the OP himself this year:
“I used to make up some outrageous claims with some molecules just to see how many others would follow suit. It became kind of a game with some of us.”
I am 200% opposed, not to the person but to the disrespect for the testing and reporting process. And for the “community” that does respect it. Do you respect it? What’s the purpose of a MX other than accurate testing?
I’m not in charge of such things, but, if I were, the penalty for knowingly making false reports would be a one-year suspension of the reporting discount or denial of access to the MX’s/putatives. People in a leadership position must set an example. The absence of a denial or apology from the post’s author is a tacit admission of guilt. The act itself is not so harmful as the shamelessness.
However, if the person should choose to post a public apology anywhere online, that will be duly quoted. Thus far, there is none. In my opinion (arguably imperfect), the report reads like some barely legal blonde fantasies with slim similarity to real life. Coming from man old enough to have grandkids. If it were a college guy, I might buy it.
A dude peeing on my leg is not yellow rain. Even if said dude says so. He f’cked up. Big time.
You obviously have a thing for Steve, but that’s your deal. All im saying is you bumped a 5 yr old thread to try and prove something. Are you seriously searching all his threads to find something to complain about.
If you answer my question, I will answer yours. Are you in favor of false/fake/joke test reports or opposed? Are you a reporting user? Intentionally false reports are prohibited.
I would prefer O voluntarily identify each fake report and request it be moved to a “Comedy” section in the Lounge. In fact, that is my formal request to him and the admins. I think this thread belongs in the Lounge. To repeat myself, yes, I am 1000% opposed to anyone knowingly making fake reports. That goes for you, me, O and everybody. And I reserve the right to flag any thread that looks fake/dishonest or deceptive. The admins will make the final call.
Moreover, there are some comments in another thread speaking of voyeurism and underage girls. Frankly, I find that post deeply disturbing and borderline inappropriate. If my remarks are not sufficiently explict, let me know. Within the rules of free speech permitted on this forum and subject to consent of the admins, I shall say, post, bump or comment on any thread I choose and am not inclined to ask your permission first.
Of course, you could write a large check and offer to buy PheroTalk, in which case you will make the decisions. The pheromone community needs to police itself, not the government. We/Us need to repudiate all false, misleading or deceptive advertising, website content and pheromone reports.
More to the point though, have you any test reports or informative content on Androtics products to offer? What are your favorites and why? I appreciate your interest in my leadership skills, as evidenced by a desire to comment on my posts. However, I would find your own journal, your own thread or your own accurate test reports most enlightening. That’s what we do here. We test and report on products. Truthfully. That’s why it’s called Androtics Pheromone Research as opposed to Androtics Pheromone Made Up BS. So please, do link your most recent test report for all to benefit from.
Best Wishes,
Enjoy the TOTW nomination,
MMDI