I'm exposed! lol

I don’t know what the fees are exactly for, but I pay for them everytime lol :o

lol!!! I really need to get instant sexiness A though! :stuck_out_tongue::smiley:

Well now, isn’t that a quandary? You need the Instant Sexiness A to seduce the mailman, but he’s the one who has it in the package. What to do, what to do? :wink:

But you seem like an extremely resourceful woman, so i’m sure you’ve concocted a mix for seducing the men when you want to… that is, when you’re family isn’t looking menacingly over you at the guy. :open_mouth:

I think they are charging you for wearing excessive amounts of clothes when answering the door. :open_mouth:

:open_mouth: I would ask … probably some kind of import tax. Then again maybe they just charge women who answer the door wearing excessive amounts of clothes.

She could pretend he’s a policeman when she answers the door. :open_mouth:

She does. Its called the “Make a baby for the other hip mix” :stuck_out_tongue:

grab the package (im not talking about the dhl guy!!) run in the other room, open it, spray a few times, and then go back and be like, what was I doing?? Then he replies, I dont remember, have a good day!