Ok, well… This is going to be a one of a kind post. Haha.
It’s Erm..PG14 rated, so if you are easily offended GTFO and go back to your hello kitty playset. (JOKE!)
First let me start by saying my penis isn’t incredibly large, but it may be above average, judging from the national average and my own age, I’m …“ahead” by a few inches, and a few more for my age…I love puns. 
Ok, well I got out of class, bored as hell, so my friend W comes over, I decide to super diffuse about 3ml of Spaceland on my candle burner diffuser doohickey. I light up, apply spaceland, and continue to play Mobsters on Myspace. I’m having fun but then it becomes hard to focus well enough to read the screen. (Believe it or not this is fun.) I start yelling and messing with my friend just for giggles, then I have a GREAT idea.
B: “W, let me use your phone for 10 minutes no questions asked.”
W: “Um…alright.”
This is the weird ass tangent part. Haha.
So I go into the bathroom with his phone…and snap quite a …“lively” pic of my Johnson. Yep, my will rogers.
I am laughing my ass off, and I decide to send it to TG! haha. So I sent it. (From my friends phone, she has no idea who it’s from) I caption it “You have just been a victim of Dickpicks!” and delete the picture and give my friend his phone back. Hehe.
About an hour later W leaves so I txt TG
general banter
Then I said
“Yeah, so how did you like that pic?”
TG “Pic?”
Me “Aw, you didn’t get it?”
TG “All I’ve gotten recently was a picture of a penis.”
ME "Wha? Lol.
TG “Lol yeah.”
ME "
HU SENT YOU THAT!?
TG “OMG you perv! Was that you?”
ME “IDK” (This is her favorite thing to say to shut me out, so it was ironic)
TG “Was it really?” (she sent 4 times)
ME “Possibly” (another one of her signature words used against her.
)
TG “Wow, it was big” (I’m not bragging, this is exactly what she said)
TG “Was it really you?”
ME “Haha”
TG “OH MY GOD IT WAS YOU!” (Laughed my ass off at that one)
ME “Are you going to be saving that pic?”
TG “Maybe” (See, lol)
There was quite a bit more banter, but my royal piece of shit phone can’t hold more than 50 or so texts at a time. It’s not important where the convo went, but lets just say she was impressed…(I know, we have had sex before but it was lights off sorta thing…don’t really know why, guess I’m ugly.
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This entire things was hilarious to me, I just did it on a whim and couldn’t stop laughing, my sides hurt, my ribs ache, my mouth is dry.
Haha, spaceland rules! 