Hehehe. Always something funny from you…
Well, you could try Instant Jerk. Heck, they put kids who “are all over the place” mentally with ADD, kids who can’t concentrate, on amphetamines – and that supposedly works OK.
Firefighters fight fire with fire sometimes, too. I suppose you could try it.
We have some prerelease mixes for men with copulins, too. That’s the whole idea behind “Dirty”, for instance. A kind of Colin Farrell (the actor) type presence… someone awash in ample amounts of androstenone (the polar lust or disgust pheromone) and female copulins from serial sex with multiple partners (no showering in between!), kind of thing.
Go for the gusto, right?
That was we also have easy to understand celebrity archetypes to easily describe each product. Chemical caricatures.
James Bond = A314
Colin Farrel = Dirty
Gene Wilder, Pierce Brosnan = Gentleman
A better looking Howard Stern = Instant Jerk
Sherlock Holmes (or maybe some sort of mind reader) = Instant Honesty
Oprah (or anyone else that makes you talk) = Instant Openness
Jude Law = Mystery Boy
Brad Pitt (and other calm, cool actors with a youth glow) = Instant Shine
Still need a Jack Nicholson type product… wildeyed and crazy. A hint of dirtiness, but not necessarily a jerk, per se. “Crazy fun”