Well, unfortunately we ran into some complications.
Firstly, we had a security breach by a female FSB-agent. Luckily she was quickly unmasked when she went hyper-orgasmic close to Steve’s statue outside of ZULU lab.
Secondly, we are still waiting for approval from the IAEA. But those damned bureaucrats do no seem to be in a hurry. They are having a blast with the test vials we supplied them with. Last time we checked they had impregnated 0,29% of the female population of Helsinki.
LOL!!! You guy’s are tooo much!!! Stop it!!! Your making my stomach hurt with the laughter!
impregnated .29% of females…Helsinki… LOL!!!
I have heard that when Steve hits 22 in Blackjack, he still wins…
Bolkie, You make him sound like the Dos XX man!!!
I have no idea what or who that is, but it is more probable that the Dos XX man sounds like Steve ! 
LOL… Here he is…
Maybe, he did learn from Steve O!!! I think Steve O gave this guy his first batch of his ICM 1.9, AKA Essence of Steve, and it was MORE potent than either thought!!! That’s why Steve O has to tone it down…
OR if you want MORE of him…
OR THIS one!!!
BTW, Dos Equis is Spanish for Double X or Two X’s…bit of trivia for ya!
Another really good one …
notice what´s written at 0,20 min
and at 1,10
and at 0,32
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Sharks have a week named after him !!
Most hilarious commercial campaign ever.
XX as in the female chromosome combo?
Nah, tho’ that’s a good thought! It basically commemorates the 20th century… several Mexican beers and meaning, including XX… here.
I don’t always watch commercials but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
“Stay Thirsty, My Friends…”
Is it true that on board of the Voyager space probe there is a sample of Steve’s DNA ?
LOL!!! Yup!!! And a sperm sample, in case the DNA was missing and strands!!!
I read somewhere that scientists discovered a new pheromone called Androsteveone…
Is this true and will AD use it in their future products?
I think androstevenone will be too powerful. We need to nerf it before pre release comes to the store 
My chemist friend said that this molecule is known as well as
Alpha-Androsteveone …
And that there is not the slightest chance that from this molecule ever could exist a beta version because it´s so alpha
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Damn I knew that girl was collecting samples.
Beta testing? So where is the waiting list? I want in!!!
ODG
There you went and ruined it. This mix is so ALPHA there cannot be a beta test. Now you’ll need to explain yourself 
Beta testing usually refers to testing software for glitches and crashes before it goes commercial. Unfortunately I can’t speak for the blue screen of death.
ODG
I know what it stands for ODG. Think about it though? beta testing Instant Steve is an oxymoron and therefore cannot be done!
I heard Johnnie Depp started using this before he became and actor
I heard rumors that Alpha-Androsteveone was the substance that made
that famous -----and the strongest man following them
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