When will this be released?
How much will it cost?
Will there be both 30ml and to-go?
Can I order some kind of ‘Being Congruent to Steve’ handbook with it?
Will Steve’s pic be on the bottle?
Can Steve buy a bottle?
I would like to order 5 !
Christmas Morning, same time we all get the best goodies of the year.
About twice as much as A314
Steve never stays home at night so he’s always to-go
It’s in the works, until then simply watch Happy Days reruns and take notes on Fonzie
Well the original idea was to have Steve posing along with 2 supermodels…a playmate of the year…a hooters waitress…Britney Spears (when she’s hot)…Miss USA…the Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders…and Scarlett Johansson. but there was no way to fit the whole pic on the bottle so it’s back in the planning stage for now.
If Steve had any more Steve vibe he’d OD on himself
Impossible, it’s effects are so powerful and the diffusion area so great it’s almost considered a mind altering chemical weapon. Any more than 30ml at a time and it will be confiscated by Homeland Security and taken to President Obama…so if we see Obama deliver the State of the Union speech flanked by a bunch of college co-ed’s in bikini’s we’ll know you didn’t listen to me.
So I was thinking about some cool side-products:
Come Talk to Steve X
Instant Steveness A/B
A314 Extra Steve Edition
Turn up Steve !
and my favourite !! :
Essence of Steve
edit: and i forgot:
p69 
ROFL that is hillarious
I … i .. i want some P69 …
What about a marketing strategy? I think we all agree on the fact that Steve will be the first man to set foot on Mars… I am playing with the idea of shooting a commercial in which Steve is partying hard with some kind of triple-boobed Martian bikini-team.
Feedback?
When will this be released?
Inconjunction with the Robert Rodriguez next big block buster ‘Sin City - Two’ where he makes a cameo appearance.
How much will it cost?
I don’t know, they’re working out the details.
Will there be both 30ml and to-go?
I hope so.
Can I order some kind of ‘Being Congruent to Steve’ handbook with it?
No! However you will have a chance to purchase the Deluxe DVD Special Collection, where you get to see an exclusive never before-scene where Steve opens Jessica Alba and Rosario Dawson.
Will Steve’s pic be on the bottle?
Man, He’ll be a movie star.
Can Steve buy a bottle?
Of course.
Essence of Steve
Oh my goddess that is to good, I love it. Now they have to make and release this. That’s what they should call his ICM mixes instead of Instant Cum Machine. Its more manly and mysterious
Tish
I thought I saw someone stealing my sweat. Damn it!
yes… that would be fantastic
It was funny, I called in and I don’t think he saw this post yet, I think he thought I was just some idiot trying to mess with him.
Steve: “Good morning Androtics Direct (or something along those lines)”
Me: “Hi can I please order Instant Steve 2x please”
Steve: (slightly annoyed) “We don’t have that here”
Haha, please tell me you have recorded that ! 
I want Steve to do the voice commands in my car navigation.
I heard the new Supreme Leader kid in North Korea is just Steve dressed up !
Your blowing my cover
This whole thread ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! ! ! !
It is rumoured that Steve is 17th in line to the English throne.
16 if I could get rid of Charles
It is said that when Steve wakes up in the morning, the hearts of women around the globe skip a beat. It is true, it was on NGC.
So whats the ETA on Instant Steve. I’m tired of waiting and the world needs to be perked up with this stuff.