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I’m going to try MX135 and MX282 tomorrow. It may be an OD on some things… :smiley:

My Ass is Sore Mix

Mr. Darcy came over a little while ago for some late night lovin’. He called ahead of time, so I was able to prepare. :wink:

10 drops EoW spread around wrists, arms, neck
2 sprays P83 @ 12.5mcg to the back of the head
4 sprays TAH @ 10mcg to the back of the head
2 sprays Instant Shine 2X: 1 to the chest, 1 to the back of the head
dabs of Turn Up the Heat to the top and back of my head, 1 small dab under my nose
Sugared Honeycomb as a cover

So Mr. Darcy came straight to my bedroom when he arrived (remember, I live with roommates :wink:) and sat down in my desk chair. He was bitching and moaning about other things in his life… the kind of things men in his situation like to complain about to other women, if you get my drift. I listened patiently to his tales of woe, offering an “oh, that’s too bad” or “oh my!” here and there until he was finished. By that time I was standing on the opposite side of the room with my back to him, messing around with the DVR. I basically said “well, hun, you put yourself in that predicament, no one else can get you out of it.” Before I could turn around or even hear that he had moved, he was behind me with his hands on my upper arms and his nose buried in my hair. He was breathing in deeply and audibly for a bit (his hands didn’t stay on my arms! :wink:) until he finally said “and who’s going to get you out of your predicament?” Before I could finish asking “what predicament?”, he flung me over his shoulder and began whacking me on the ass with his open palm! He carried me over to bed while doing that… I won’t go into exhaustive detail (sorry ladies), but that was the overriding theme for this (early) morning’s activities: repeated ass whuppin, in a variety of positions. :open_mouth:

Mr. Darcy is generally a manhandler and pretty rough and urgent with his, ahem, lovemaking (no complaints from me, though!), but this is the first time The Punisher has made an appearance. I think I’ll have to try more EoW/P83/TAH/TUtH in the future to see if he shows up again. :smiley:

The Punisher. Capital T and P. :smiley:

Ask Bella about p80. This one belongs in your latest combo.

You’ve been jonesin’ for this…I don’t know whether you’ve wanted or needed it more. I’m so onto you. :stuck_out_tongue:

You would have to ask me…lol. Oh well, open a can of worms…:roll_eyes:…reel in a Great White…

P80? You can bet your ass on it, chica. :wink:

Just be careful what you wish for… :open_mouth:

Give that a whirl…then we’ll tweak it again. I got somethin’ else for ya. :stuck_out_tongue:

You’re gonna need an Assofsteelasaurus.

Reps! Oy!

Bella

I don’t even recall reading much about p80… I’ll have to do some research. :wink:

Thanks!

Haha! Am I that transparent?? :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh my! Yes, I’m going to have to research this molecule. :smiley:

Thanks! :slight_smile:

I just placed an order for:

Beta-androstenol @ 30mcg
P83 @ 50 mcg
P79 @ 25mcg
P80 @ 12.5mcg
MX235

I requested a sample of MX282. :wink: Let’s see if that happens! :stuck_out_tongue:

My next experiment is going to be something along the lines of:
TAH @ maybe 70 mcg
Betanol @ 60 mcg
IS
Maybe a spray of P79, but I haven’t used it at all yet and I don’t want to mix two unknowns.

Then after that experiment, P80 and P83! :open_mouth: :smiley:

So I decided to go with MX235 first.

5 drops EoW spread around wrists, arms, neck
1 spray IS 2X to the back of the neck
5 sprays MX235: 3 to the back of the neck, one to the chest, one split between the wrists

I wore this mix yesterday and today. Until I come up with something wittier, I’m calling MX235 “The Giggle Maker”. I, and everyone within my diffusion sphere had severe giggles both days. A lot of light-hearted and silly joking, even from people (Mr. Darcy) who don’t normally joke around a lot. The funniest thing was when Mr. Darcy was trying to come up with a reason a piece of equipment would randomly stop working correctly for me and a coworker, only to show absolutely no signs of malfunction when he and another supervisor would come to investigate the problem. He kept listing improbable things that could be the problem (vibrations from the center of the earth, solar flares) and finally came up with “the temperature emanating off of Ariadne’s hot body is overheating the machine”. The three of us standing there with him either giggled uncontrollably (me) or made this face :open_mouth: (the other two).

My my, the lighter side of Darcy…how do you like it? You keep whackin’ him and he’s quite the responder, isn’t he? lol…:smiley: :wink:

Better watch him, Ms Hot Body, or he may be spilling your/his beans. :open_mouth:

So tell me, ari, does MX135 give you/others the same giggle effect?

Did you ever fiqure out what was wrong with the equipment? :smiley:

Bella

LOL! Mr. Suffy Pants! :smiley:

I love everything about this one except the scent.

This one I didn’t order 'cause I dislike cookie even more than chocolatini.

I was so happy April made this, in grapefruit for us, I bought a full bottle! I really hesitate to say anything negative. But, so far…:open_mouth: :frowning:…gotta try it a few more times before I write a report…but it ain’t lookin’ good…sigh.

Bella

Oooh, that sucks. :frowning: I wonder if they might try the new MX282 scent with it sometime soon?

I’m going to a party tonight, and I have not yet decided what pheros to wear to this one. Definitely something that needs testing…

Oooo a party! :smiley: Have a great time…and try not to reek to much havoc! :stuck_out_tongue: :wink:

I’m going to repeat “The Giggle Maker” with one modification and one addition for the party:

5 drops EoW spread around wrists, arms, neck
3 sprays IS 2X: two to the back of the neck, one to the chest
5 sprays MX235: three to the back of the neck/head, one to the chest, one split between the wrists
2 sprays Come Talk To Me to the back of the neck/head

I’ll report back later/tomorrow!

Extreme -none headache, SURGE

Last night I had sorted all the To-Gos and 30ml bottles I needed to construct a mix today into a plastic freezer bag. One of these To-Gos is Turn Up the Heat. Before, um… activities last night, I swiped a bit of the TUtH under my nose and I guess I didn’t screw the lid on well enough…

I opened the freezer bag earlier today and stuck my hand in to retrieve several bottles, and my hand came out wet. The distinct smell of TUtH wafted to my nose. My hand was literally awash in it.

I used some alcohol to get as much off as I could, but now I’ve got a terrible, terrible headache. Predictably, I’m pretty pissed off about it, too. :stuck_out_tongue:

Ugh, I may go lie down.

I haven’t written in a while. Life, and all that, gets in the way. :wink:

I just want to update by reporting that Mr. Darcy may soon find himself thrown out on his ear (so to speak) for a new man I’ve met. This guy is swoon-worthy, and so far seems to have a fair amount of the masculine traits that make me go weak in the knees. He’s even single! Bella, this is the man I was speaking of not long ago when I mentioned a certain kind of lifestyle “coming up in conversation”. :wink:

OMG, it’s getting hot in my computer room now. :open_mouth:

Good to see you. :slight_smile: I haven’t been around much either lately…yeah, that pesky life thing…

Well, he is married. I didn’t think he’d last long. I was just waiting for a hotter prospect to appear on the horizon…

…and whadaya know. :smiley:

Uh Oh…here we go again! :stuck_out_tongue: :wink:

Bella

I went on a date a few weeks ago with a guy I wasn’t terribly interested in romantically. He’s a nice guy, just clearly not my type. I didn’t want to turn him down flat, though, because you never know when someone might become your type that you never expected, you know?

So this guy, he’s in his mid-30’s, divorced, no kids. I don’t know the full details of his divorce, but I’ve heard it was amicable and that they still talk. He’s nice looking, well put together, stable, has a nice job… by all accounts a great catch. He’s somewhat shy and awkward, though, so I can see why he has trouble with the ladies. Anytime we’ve talked he’s been nothing but a pure gentleman.

Why don’t I like him, then, if he’s so great? No chemistry. I don’t like jerks, but I like guys that have confidence, and he radiates uncertainty and low self esteem. I think he’s not over his divorce at this point, and these are things I’m just not interested in dealing with.

Anyway!

What did I wear on our date, and what was the outcome? That is the point of this entry, no?

Two drops 10X LAM/Pink Sugar mix split between my wrists and neck
Two sprays MX135 to the back of the neck
Two sprays P83 @ 12.5mcg to the top of the head
Four sprays P86 @ 25mcg to the top and back of the head
Three sprays TAA @ 20mcg to the top of the head

We spent about three hours at dinner together, most of which was talking after we had finished eating. I would say about 80% of the time he was staring at my mouth. More than a few times I saw his lick his lips while staring at my mouth. Several times he would look back at my eyes after staring at my mouth and get flustered, losing his train of thought or the thread of the conversation. He kept apologizing, saying that he hoped I didn’t think he wasn’t listening to me, but that he felt a little “fuzzy-headed” for some reason. He wondered a few times if the heat in the restaurant was turned up too high, but I was actually a little chilly :wink: (we were sitting next to a window).

This guy was definitely turned on and was having trouble containing it. I wasn’t being overly flirty with him, either, just my normal, nice, chatty self. I wanted the evening to be enjoyable despite not really expecting it to go anywhere. When we left, he walked me to my car and said he had a great time. I said “it was fun!” and left it at that. He called me later in the evening, asking me to go out again the next day. :smiley:

It’s my Year Anniversary!

Hey people, I just realized that I have been on this board for exactly one year! And here I am, doing the same exact thing I did a year ago: sitting at home, sick after traveling (dang airplanes), perusing Pherotalk. :stuck_out_tongue:

Just a reminder (for myself, mostly!) that the basic stuff works just as well, if not better, than all the complex, finely tuned combos I try to come up with:

There’s this younger guy at work that I have a mini crush on. He’s 22-23 or so, lives with his parents, isn’t terribly irresponsible but he’s immature enough that I know nothing could (at this point) come of anything between us… but I like engaging in a little innocent (at times only slightly not-so) flirtation with him. I certainly wouldn’t turn him down if he decided he wanted to date casually, but I’m reaching the stage in my life where I don’t want to mess around casually anymore, I want to “date with intention”, as it were.

Mr. 23 Year Old works and sits behind me for the greater part of the day, so he gets a good noseful of anything I choose to use. He recently told me that smelling me makes his day (!), and he makes a little bit of a production of smelling my wrists or my hair when I come in each morning. He usually lifts his eyebrows at me and says “mmmmmmmmm!”

A few days ago I wore:

4 sprays Instant Sexiness B neroli (you read that right, neroli!) to the back and top of my head
2 sprays Instant Shine unscented, one to the back of the neck, one to the front
Pink Sugar cover

He was pretty busy when I came in, so there was no horsing about regarding my smell. When I went to lunch, I sat at a table with a few other ladies from different departments. We were sitting at a relatively small round table that only really seats 5 comfortably, and I made Miss Five. About 10 minutes later, Mr. 23 Year Old came in and made a beeline for us. He was standing across the table from me, next to a completely empty table, but asked if he could join us. The woman to my right started moving her chair closer to me to make room for him, but he grabbed a chair from the empty table and shoved it into the space between us she was trying to occupy. She gave him a little bit of a weird look, but he didn’t see it and didn’t say anything about why he had to sit there. HE JUST HAD TO AND MADE IT SO (lol). This made our table pretty crowded, and he kept hitting my leg with his knee. I didn’t react to it, just noted it, but now I kind of wish I had done something like pressed my leg against his to see what he would do. :smiley:

More Adventures with Mr. 23 Year Old.

Mr. 23 Year Old is too young for me, to be completely honest, and I’m not sure if he’s a TG or not. Like I mentioned before, I would be open to “having fun” with him (as it were :wink:), but I’m not sure if I should be doing that anymore as I want to find a nice straightlaced older guy to marry and defile. :stuck_out_tongue:

Today we had an all-staff meeting scheduled. I was pretty sure he would be sitting near me/next to me and the meeting would run for at least an hour, so I wanted to see what sort of reactions/overt body language I could get out of him.

I wore:

Two drops LAM coconut
Two sprays MX135 to the back of my head
One spray P83 @ 25mcg to the top of my head
Ten sprays P86 @ 12.5mcg to my hair (everywhere)

Result:

During the meeting, Mr. 23 YO kept leaning in his chair toward me, and at one point he was leaning on my arm a bit (it wasn’t noticeable to everyone else). My name was brought up in regards to a new project, and I’m not sure what Mr. 23 YO heard but he turned to me with concern and whispered “where are you going??” He was pretty fidgety as the hour passed, but I’m not sure if that was me or the fact that he’s 23 and full of boundless energy.

A few hours later at lunch, he quizzed me a bit on my ex boyfriend, which he has heard about due to overhearing conversation between me and another coworker. He wanted to know if we still get along, why we broke up, etc. He was also keen on hearing about my current living arrangement. :confused:

Even later, he came and sat with me on coffee break, asked me what I was reading, if I read a lot, who wrote the book I had with me, etc. He repeated the author’s name back to me, but mangled it a bit. When I corrected him, he said he would never remember it since he’s bad with names. He then went on a ramble about how he’s a visual person, and that if he looks at something long enough he’ll have no problem recalling what he’s seen later. He kept coming back to this theme of being visual, and it felt like he was coming onto me in a subtle way, but maybe I’m reading too much into it.

Outside of Mr. 23 YO, this combo garnered me a ton of stares and overly-gentleman-like behavior from men. I got a bow from the waist from Mr. Darcy!

Edited to add:
Oh, I forgot! I told Mr. 23 YO about a silly/semi-shocking thing that Mr. Darcy said about me in front of other employees a few months ago (without giving any info up about that situation), to which Mr. 23 YO said “he’s got the hots for you”. I acted like I was blowing it off with a “whatever!” He said “oh yeah! You don’t think that would work?” I told him “definitely not” and changed the subject without it seeming too awkward (I think I did a pretty good job of it). It didn’t seem like he was probing for confirmation of anything, more like testing to see what I would say. :roll_eyes: