Lay Reports? Is anybody getting laid from pheromone use?

I’ve seen alot of reports lately. Many of the titles such as “My best mix yet.” and **"**MX 297 : Instant Limitless" would make you think that posters on here are getting laid.

It would be a big strain to find a lay report on this forum. Sometimes I do read about a makeout session.

Does anyone have actual lay reports from using pheromones? I’m not talking about “I could have had her” I’m talking about a report that says I used (insert product name here) and I got laid.

I’m pretty new here and only have used mones for a few weeks or so and while I have not and cannot get laid (pending divorce and living in the same house as my ex to be), there are a lot of entries in various journals that have success stories. Most of them imply getting laid without actually coming out and saying it, which is probably the way I would write them. I have never been one to brag about my accomplishments in locker room talk, and certainly wouldn’t do it in mixed company, like this forum has. :slight_smile:

I’ll have to take your word for these journal entries. I haven’t read any implied or other type of lay reports from anyone’s journal.

Right off the top of my head, read Mobocaster’s journal.

Just curious though as to why this seems to be bothering you so? Suspicious that the titles are a sales gimmick?

How are the mones working out for you?

The mones are working fine for me. I have seen alot of gushing reports but most of them seem to be delusional reports where the poster says “I coulda had her” but I never see any real lay reports.

I support your questioning, Para. :wink:

There are lots of THIS IS THE BEST MIX EVER reports … lots from ONE TEST.

It would be cool if NO ONE posted anything until they’ve gotten lots of the same results from one mix/product that’s not of the P, MX .. EXPERIMENTING KIND.

I’ve gotten a lot of FIRST TIME yumminess from certain products/ mixes …

mine have come from meeting someone, and going on a first date … LAID

first meeting in clubs … KISS withOUT my persmission, in which the lady just kissed me, while I was close to her face

called to a table, asked my name, asked for a dance, and my THRUSTER was grabbed withOUT my permission … ONE/FIRST dance

young Hispanic … fine as all hell … at the bar, laying on her man … calls me … and says, “IF I WAS BY MYSELF … YOU’D BE MINE, TONIGHT.” With him hearing everything. “YOU’D HAVE TO EARN MY FUCK,” was my response. :roll_eyes:

Those are through the years, and different products/mixes. SCOUT’S HONOR. :wink:

You’ll get more views with a title like that! :wink:

I think I’m out of the running as I’ve posted reports on TAC with a happy ending, but, I’m in an LTR, so, likely not what Paradox is referring to…

What I read into the post is a concern of the quality of the reporting. I still feel I’m just missing something on my own personal entries. I’ll keep trying to improve my own posts on mone tests. New ones trying out mones will come out with one liners and say, ‘I GOTTA HIT!! THAT Girl Looked at me!!’ Using the mone for one day and saying it’s the Golden Goose of mones… Doesn’t say anything about the environment, attitudes, sillage, or duration of mone exposure. Hopefully, these guys, with some chiding, constructive comments and encouragement WILL get to those details. I think that the Stated Directions of the New Stealth Diffusion Tech help all mone users to ‘think’ about their application and the effects on those around you.

I may be off base, Paradox, but it is a continual concern of mine that I may be imprinting on your thread…

Paradox, you have some enviable mone observational skills that show up in your journal. I’m sure you would agree that not all ‘hits’ require a ‘happy ending’, IMHO, as this would seem to imply that getting laid is the end all confirmation of good results with mones. But, if someone is posting up a sexcapade without at least an indication that the deed was done, then, it puts into question the veracity of the post.

OK, now I get what you are saying. I try to be realistic in my reporting. A cheery smile from a pretty young thing could be because she was in a good mood and have nothing to do with the mones. What I am most concerned about is the changes in MY behavior and not others. I am using them to help shape me into the kind of a person that my targets would like to date and/or be intimate with. Sex is just the icing on the cake of this grand experiment.

You should pen and ink change that, Wal.

Sex is the cake! :smiley: :wink: :smiley: :roll_eyes: :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

Mones don’t get SteveO Laid. SteveO gets SteveO laid. Mones give me a simple advantage that if I chose to take advantage of I can get laid.

All mones are, a simple tool. Capitalize on the opportunity presented and you can get what you want.

But yeah I get what you are writing about. So many members use something one time and all of a sudden its the best mix ever. Its good to write reports, but unless the experiment can be repeated than its kind of just a good result. I say keep writing and keep testing. I wrote a HUGE report when I got back from Transylvania and not a single person responded :frowning:. Oh well that’s how the cookie crumbles.

Steve, most of your reports shouldn’t be responded to … JUST ADMIRED. :wink:

I love the icing!!! I can scoop it right out of the packaging into my anticipating mouth!!! Forget the bread of the cake! Give me sweetness!!!
:slight_smile: :wink:

http://www.bettycrocker.com/products/frosting/products/whipped/~/media/Images/SectionImages/Product/Frosting/Butter%20Cream/whipped_butter_cream_frosting.ashx?mw=116

What you talkin’ 'bout M&M??? :wink::smiley:

YOU gotta look a little deeper … at the BIG picture, Alpha. :cool:

There would be NO icing, if it weren’t for the cake! :roll_eyes: Without the cake … you’d have to settle for and eat … jello!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Wow… I’ve been called shallow before, but… your comments are offensive!!! Jello, my butt… jello has NOTHING on Frosting, NO CONTEST… :frowning: :wink:

BUT, I will have to cede to you, good sir, that you would need Cake to get Frosting… like the chicken and the egg dilemma… cart before the horse… chocolate milk without milk… :wink:

By GEORGE, I think he’s gottit! :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

Guud day, Sur! :wink:

How about Jello with Icing? Does that count for anything?

How about Jello shots off the body with icing? MMMM (BTW in case you didn’t recognize, that’s M to the Mother F*cking squared homeboy).

I asked my friends in Cyprus Hill to sing a little ditty but they just took a whole bunch of hits from the bong so they screwed up on the letters. But they meant to Sing M to the Mother F*cking squared homeboy.

Hell… Yes…! :smiley:

And its not just the mones of course there has been a whole lot of personal re-adjustment - but they do contribute significantly to my much improved sex life. The last couple of years or so have been a steep learning curve. :slight_smile:

And I’ve also had plenty of OD’s, unproductive mixes, inappropriate hits and just enjoyed hits for their own sake without the pressure to open/pull etc - You learn something from each one whatever.

Sounds like a TRUE PARTY!

BUT!

When it comes to the OPPOSING SEX … I like the ALPO type … not meat by products, no aritificial flovoring or coloring … JUST … Mmmmm … Guuud!!! With that being said, I’ll insert my TO EACH HIS OWN card here. :wink:

And so no one thinks I’m a HATER … jello is SUPPOSE to be good fer’ya teeth and bones. :smiley:

Hot, delicious, dripping wet CAKE, anyone? Anyone? Anyone? :stuck_out_tongue:

I don’t know, Mob … my hits listed above, came without effort … a little smile, some conversation, a couple of John Travolta moves on the floor of THE DANCE, and it was ON!!! :wink: Maybe my Donald Duck silk zebra stripe boxers, is what caused it all.

To be continued, baby! :roll_eyes:

I’ll let you decide:

M&M’s ALPO


Or Jello Shots

Alright! Alright! No need in playing dirty, Steve. :angry:

Jello Shots for the M to the M, dimmit!!! :roll_eyes: Hell! You can keep the jello … Gimme ALL of what’s behind it!