…..in a previous episode at watering hole N….
Lady O advised me to get a Movado, “Girls notice that kind of thing”.
….in a following episode at watering hole N…
I was sitting next to Lady O when she saw my new watch and said, “That deserves a hug and a kiss!”, and she grabbed me and planted a wet one on my cheek.
I said, “It is not a Movado, it’s a Citizen EcoDrive that just looks like Movado”.
She said, “Looks great anyway and you saved some money!”
Ms. J was there. I’d seen her before but thought she was a guy. She had short hair, leather clothes, and tattoos…
I asked Lady O, who is married and has a recent newborn, if that was a girl. She said, “Yes, look, no Adam’s apple”.
Okay. Lady O went on to say, “She’s a lesbian”, and so I asked as to how she knew for sure.
She replied, “I get hit on by them all the time because of my short hair”….
….and then last night….
I get off early and head down there for a brew before the ltr gets home.
Ms. J was there and I waved hello.
I finished the brew, and since the ltr had not yanked my electronic dog leash (cell phone), I figured it was meet her at the house at 6pm.
I got to the house and she had already grabbed something to eat on her way home.
But I greeted her with a smile and tried to get a hug with little success.
I logged on the internet and was eagerly looking for a reply PM that was not there, and so read a few posts and logged off.
Passing the ltr in the hallway, I hugged her, and she pushed away.
So, I gently put her in between the wall and me, moving her chin and lips up towards mine.
I got a kiss. Then resistance as she said, “I’ll give you ten dollars to go to the bar”!
I really do not like rejection, even if it is $10 to get lost.
Well, I decided to load up on pheros.
10 drops of Honesty Extreme inside the elbows and inner forearms – and since all that oil was there, 4 sprays of Instant Honesty 4x, 50 mu P74, 50 mu P83, 25 mu P79, 2 drops A314 on the back of my hands, 1 spray of Ammo to the neck, and 1 spray of Turn Up The Heat to the other side of the neck.
So off to watering hole N which is full,
so off to watering hole S which is full,
so off to watering hole I which is full too!
So off to watering hole L which is sure to be full of the 21 to 30 crowd.
Guess what? No Crowd! So I order a Belgian Triple in a wine glass and a Quesadilla.
There is a new law in Pennsylvania that if a watering hole gets more than 20% food sales, then you have to have a separate no smoking area or else be smoke free. Watering hole L is smoke free. I asked the barmaid how business was since the ‘no smoking’ and she said that last Saturday was dead because it was raining and no one wanted to be outside in the patio to smoke.
When I was finished, I left for watering hole N, and it was pretty much cleared out.
I sit down in my favorite upwind spot and order my brew.
Ms. J was still there and far downwind of me.
After a while she comes over to me and says, "Damn you smell good! Weren’t you here a while ago?”
Me: “Yes, I was”“
“You smell really good. What is that cologne?”
I say, “Unforgivable”.
She says, “Don’t you ever go home?”
Me: “This is my home. The place where I park my car and sleep is the house”.
“You really do smell nice!”
“Thank you.”
She asks if I live alone.
I say, “Unfortunately, no. I wish I did because it would certainly be healthier for me.”
She says, “You have a ring on your finger.”
I say, “That is correct.”
She says, “Damn you really do smell good!”
“Thank you again.”
She said she had to go home and would like to see me again.
I told her that she knows where my home is.
She grabbed a six pack, paid her bill and said goodbye.
I am still scratching my head over this one.
I’m thinkiing I need to reduce the load.
