Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. one day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’
Edna replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?’
Edna went insane in the first place because she used too much
Spaceland IMO
Ummm… Lovely. I work in mental health, so ill be sure to tell the patients that joke when they come in!!
jk - LOL PIMP
ok, read it again and now hysterical (imagining myself and my man)
After your little episode with Spaceland the other day I thought it was fitting to post this, you had me worried there a couple of days ago with your weeeeeee yayyyyyyyyy Im flying im flying , It’s amazing your still standing
I swear I turned on the news the other day hoping to see something on it regarding you
I did see a blimp though, thought it was you floating off to Space for a sec J/K Sweety
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