Mones at the Zoo?

Field Reports & Anecdotal Experience Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports
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Hiya, new user here, late 40s white male, average build and height. Waiting for my first order (Stealth A314 and Smooth Operator) to arrive. I don’t date very often, hopefully this will change soon :slight_smile:

I do like taking dates to the zoo. It’s a daytime activity with plenty of other people around and plenty of escape routes if things don’t work out, which puts the date at ease (and me too, I have some horror stories lol).

I’ve read the forums a bit and get it’s not a good idea to use A314 and SO together, if TOTH was in stock I would have ordered that instead of SO.

My question is how do you think the animals will react? My local zoo has the usual glass and steel bar partitions for the more dangerous critters, but also has a fence-less walk-through where we can interact with 'roos, wombats etc.

Is pheremone use safe at the zoo? Will I scare everything away, or provoke them into attacking?

EDIT To think of it, how will my three female cats react? Are there any pet owners who can chip in here?

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I have had good luck with A314 and our animals at home which are 2 male cates 3 female dogs and 1 male dog. With the A314 the dogs tend to listen and are more obedient. Actually if I go out side and don’t pet them with this one on they sit there and pout kind of until I acknowledge them and they get really happy. All of them are more calm and not as jumpy with me as well.

If I wear straight TUTH and very heavy they can be slightly intimidated, but not aggressive at all. I just have to be careful of my tone of voice or they will just roll over in submission, the dogs do anyways.

I have had really good luck with P74 to wear they become really loving and to much at times.

I say you should be fine, and I would love to see a report about wearing something like A314 at the zoo and to just take your time around some of the animals there and see what happens!

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Awesome @justintime469, many thanks for the response. I guess I’m nervous about baboons jumping their enclosure and ripping my face off :slight_smile:

I’ll totally start a journal, I’ve been reading a few and I think my life experience is sufficiently different to those so far that I can add value.

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Great! we are all here to support each other, so I encourage your testing and we all have something to share and I encourage you to check out my journals as well and I am always open to any and all feedback as well.

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Lol, I think you are confusing animal pheromones, like deer pheromones and such that hunters use.

I haven’t seen any bad reviews about animals and human pheromones.
I’ve seen reviews where behavior in animals has changed for the good.

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P96 made my cat have fallout… She was following me for days and always wanted to be petted. And purring laying on my chest…

This thread reminds me of something funny Tisha posted a very long time ago…

Dont get to close to the monkeys I dont want to see you on the nightly news reports

“Mone drenched Fudspong gets mauled by horny monkeys” Film at 11.

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I can’t say definitely but it was in an enclosed animal house and I was wearing A314/TUTH, when a flaming rhino popped the most unfeasable wood in front of me.

Shortly after the awed silence was broken by a small child, who piped-up - “Daddy - whats the big pink thing..?” Daddy didn’t reply, nor did any other man in the vicinity, out of shame or sheer inadequacy! :o :smiley:

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Please test and let us know! Haha

I have some interesting tests with animals at a pet shop, testing androstenone, androstenol, and androsterone individually, its in my journal.

In my opinion, mammals should respond the most to human pheromones, especially androstenone. If you check out my test I think if I remember correctly some pheromones made rodents come to me, some made birds stop signing and stay absolutely quiet, and on one occasion a chameleon was moving faster than a cheetah, and those guys are so slow haha. Pretty crazy stuff.. I’ve actually thought of testing at the zoo just for kicks. XD

I have a dog and know androstenone can make dogs super obedient.

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Well I was nervous about hearing how a lowland silverback ripped a woman’s face off just for giving too much eye contact!

Just waiting for my GC from the Hello thread before ordering some more stuff, I really hope TUTH comes in stock again soon.

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That kid… :smiley:

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Sorry guys for posting something not related with the Topic, but im really running out options for help. Im currently in Taiwan and i ordered at 2018/Jan/16th and have not gotten my package nor any feed back .
Feel really bad that i had to keep bugging them when i know its the difficult time, but really really hoping can at least get some help.
( i have messaged on “help Zone” on Androstic home page, left messages on forum too, and Just emailed as well) hoping anyone can sees my messages on my orders.

Really sorry again, if this has costing any trouble, please delete this.

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https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/08/140824213155.htm

Androstenone stopped dogs from barking and jumping…

Stop That was developed and hit store shelves under the Sentry pet products name a few years ago it said. It has been met with tremendous success by pet owners who were on their last legs in trying to curtail bad behavior in dogs. I see there is one for cats too. Both are on amazon cheap if anyone wants to try…

Maybe a better one can be made with all the various pheros we have…

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Can you mix one that will get my cats to open their own cat food tins and empty and clean their own litter trays?

Sigh. I’m a he-bitch to my cats. Maybe I’m a lost cause.

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This reminds me of a joke.

A family—mom, dad, and a 5-year-old son—goes to the zoo. As they’re looking at elephants, the sons points to the elephant’s schlong, and asks:
“Mommy, what’s that?”
“It’s nothing, son.”
The boy doesn’t really believe it, and when he catches a moment alone with dad, he asks:
“Daddy, I asked mommy what was the thing between the elephant’s legs, and she said it was nothing. Is that true?”
“No, son. Your mommy is just very spoiled.”

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Lol.

Two aliens land in a craft in a backyard. They suddenly materialize inside the couple’s house and address them: ''We come in peace. We want to find out how you humans reproduce. To make an accurate assessment of your procreation process, we would like to - as your species would say - swap partners."

Being ex-theater majors from a liberal arts college, the couple agree without hesistation. The man leads the female alien into one room, while the woman takes the male alien’s tenticle and leads him off into another room. Immediately, the male alien starts to strip down to his bare essentials. The woman, seeing the creature’s shrunken, pasty, yellow, naked body before her, gasps and says, ''Gee, that’s a really teenie weenie."

''Actually, I come in all sizes."

With a wink and a smile, the alien slaps his thighs, and magically, his member pops out to about one foot in length. The woman, giggling with amazement, exclaims “Wow! That’s outrageous. Can you do that with your thickness as well?”

“No problem,” assurres the well-hung alien. At that, he slaps at his ears, and, “boing,” his member inflates out to about a good three inches in diameter. “Yippee. Yahoo,” blurts out the woman, and proceeds to give Mr. Spaceman a taste of earth-style mating.

After about a three hour romp, The woman and Mr. Spaceman (now in smoking jacket and ascot) exit the bedroom and meet up with the other couple already waiting in the kitchen.

The man, seeming somewhat dazed gets up and asks his wife, "How did it go in there?‘’

The woman, still a little woozy herself, smiles a goofy s**t-eating grin and sings, ''That was by far, the most spectacular, unbelievable, eye-poppingest sex I have ever had. No offense. By the way, how’d it go with Ms. Universe over there?"

“Not so well. All she did was slap my ears for an hour and a half.”