OK folks teacher Tisha 
is telling me I have to do my reports. I think this is a good report, but it’s long and not very exciting. So I needed hook to get you here. I must confess the only monkey sex and orgy you will find is in the title. So please do not take offense as to my bait and switch. LOL and LMAO
Here is a report on Instant Shine, Instant female magic and ammo. Before I begin, I’d like to say I didn’t complete my 1 phero at a time training. Emergency situations call for drastic measures.
New years weekend, my wife and I took a somewhat surprise trip back to our home town to visit family. The somewhat part is only one of my sisters knew we were coming (lol - needed a place to stay). I mention this because some of the reactions we got could be from people happy to see us and the effect of “what a nice surprise”, but past experience especially with my wife’s family, is that the happiness fades.
So on Sunday our day was planned as follows. Take Mother in law (MIL) to church, visit sick 82 yr old brother in law who was not doing well and may die within the year 
, partake in a late family Christmas gathering of my wife’s family, and then back to see brother in law again.
2 togo sprays Instant Female Magic to back of neck and back of head – for sister at the hospital and sister in laws at family gathering.
2 togo sprays Ammo one to cover Instant Female Magic and one to front of chest – I’m the youngest of 11 and I figured I needed to show male strength for my oldest sister at the hospital.
4 togo sprays of Instant shine – one to cover the other Instant Female Magic, 1 top of head, 2 to neck ( I needed to be the pheros)
Woke up at my sisters and had a wonderful breakfast conversation (7AM), but her and I always get along, I jusrt seemed to be a higher level. Drove an hour to Mother in laws. Wife put hand on leg and we held hands for most of the drive. MIL can be really grumpy and opinionated. She is afflicted with MS and lives alone, so some of her mood goes with the territory. This time however she was Grandma Sunshine.
At Church people were friendly and helpful. After the service the pastor’s wife whom I’ve been told hustles out the door for home, came over to me and thanked us for coming and for singing. She lingered and we had an in-depth discussion of how we knew their son. Point here is in the past if she did stop and visit it was with my wife and not me and it was just thanks for coming.
Took MIL home and then went to the hospital. My sister and niece were surprised and immediately started to cry. I hugged each one in turn and by the time we broke the hugs the tears had faded and they were both smiling. My BIL was up but you could tell he was in pain. I hugged him and sat down next to him. His old happy joking self came out and stayed for the whole visit. The visit was fantastic. The second visit was with my BIL only and it too went very well. He even talked of getting out of there (which in truth was not an option).
At the family Christmas event everyone got along wonderfully. One of the sisters in law has been sort of shy and she was just the friendliest. My wife teased her brothers and they took it. Absolutely no one sniped at anyone the whole time.
On the trip back my wife and I discussed how this was the best visit ever and except for the 15 hours (round trip) spent in the car we could not think of one negative thing that happened. I was telling everyone we’re here to spread joy and goodwill wherever we go.
I have used that weekend to tell her about some of my pheros and she’s game to try some, which is why I posted “how to create the office goddess \fangs”.
Thank you all for bearing with me.
