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Fall Flat On Your Face.

OK so this is my long awaited field report on the Dancing Jokers MX329. It’s a Whopper of a mix and might just be a Land Mine if used properly. I wore this the weekend before last and went out with two of my wingmen to Memphis. I’m embarrassed to say that we met up at a club called the Silly Goose.

Now before you go thinking that SteveO switched teams and is now batting for the other side, I’m not. LOL :wink:. Only the name is embarrassing, but other than that its a pretentious little bar they put in place of the last pretentious little bar that stood there previously called Swigs. By the God of all things Sanity, Reason, and Purple Shoe Laces on Go Go Boots I can never figure it out why if a bar fails because it just isn’t right for the area, why put up another with exactly the same motif, yet simply change the name?

In actuality its not all that bad, its just that Memphis, especially Beale Street is laid back and a jeans and T-shirt kind of place. The Silly Goose just does not fit in very well. If you like snooty people who have their noses stuck up in the air like their shit don’t stink than that’s the place. To me guys who wear Khakis and blue dress shirts to a bar have always appeared as a bit out of place. It almost appears like you couldn’t get home to change after your meanial existance at work. By the God of all things Pink and Squishy, if you wanna get laid, bring a change of clothes for after work. I have seen the Memphis version of young bankers come in their suits and all I can say is cheap. At least if your going to wear a sut out to a bar, wear something that cost over a G. Remember in the words of the Great ZZTop: “Cause every girl loves a sharp dressed man.” Me I dress sharp, even if it is sandals, shorts and T. :wink:

OK so I’m wearing 3 sprays of MX329 and nothing else. The bar is just boring and paying $5 for a Blue Moon tap beer is ridiculous when we can pay $5 for the same Blue Moon at a bar with plenty of play for a sharp dressed man. My boys are single, and I was needing to push them into sets. We leave and as we do so a guy bumps into me as he walks by. No biggie, except I command respect, so very pleasantly I say excuse me, juts to ensure he understands I am not a push-over. He’s with a few of his friends and in his Pink Polo and Khaki shorts with Khaki espadrilles he turns and gives me this hard guy look.

Perhaps he is unaware that I will tear his head off his pencil neck and cram it so far up his ass that I will create the Earths first black hole before they can even fire up the Large Hadon Collider. I laugh at his predicament, knowing full well that one of my wingmen, is also a sparring partner and trainer of Rampage from UFC fame. Yeah that’s right, this is the evil undaunted side of SteveO that is emerging. I think they got the point because as I stepped down into the street right behind them and boisterously laughed, they gave their hard guy looks as they walked away.

Ok so it was off to the Saucer. Lots of babes! One particular blonde was amazing. Probably the only HB10 I have ever seen in Memphis-EVER. I mean she was super working her charms and every guy in the place except my group was under her thumb. She thought she would control me too, so she sauntered over waging her perfect butt, swaying those hips and asked if she could borrow the ashtray. I looked at her, then asked each one of my two friends if they needed it, knowing full well they did not smoke. When they each said no, I glance at the look of utter shock, but amazement on her face at my total disregard for her unbelievable hotness. I pause and say no you can’t borrow it, pause again hearing her gasp in disbelief, then slide it over to her not lifting it from the table making her have to reach over me to get it and say. You can’t borrow it, but you can have it. I don’t want a dirty ashtray back. She says oh, well ok, umm thanks. I turn away and continue to talk with my friends totally blocking her looks from my reality.

Yes she was amazing, but and this is a big but, she pails in comparison to my brunette Beth. Mickaelia has seen her photo and I think she would agree Beth is a complete 100% corn fed babe! I wasn’t at all interested and throughout the night this chick did everything to get everything she wanted. Guys were practically fighting over who was going to buy the next drink. She worked it like no one I have ever seen before or doubt I will ever see again. Personally it wasn’t attractive the way she was acting.

OK so my regular wingman has his own babe come and sit with us. She has a dynamite smile and brilliant piercing blue eyes. Just a hottie on every level. Sweet, intelligent and yet humble, even though she is a hottie too. Very cool girl. I try and push my other wing, who looks like Billy Idol into a set, but he only turns around to talk to girls walking by while he is sitting. No effort, no risk equals no results. Its a simple mathematical principal.

All of a sudden a guy from the Memphis Life Artistry Group (my terminology for PUA) comes over and sits down with us.

Shit BStars is closing-will finish in just a bit when I relocate.

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Damn. King of the cliffhanger. Can’t wait to read how this turns out!

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Lol, sounds like something I would have done with a hott guy who thought he could get any girl. People like that just really make me wanna play mind games with them. No joke.

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Oh my goodness, Dancing Joker has an MX now?? As they say, life happens when you’re busy making other plans. Well, not plans so much in my case, but I have been unusually busy doing a lot of work that really is out of my area of interest.

Thanks for reporting in this one, Steve. (and thanks, DJ, for making it!) This is exciting stuff. My inconveniently located wound is in an awfully painful flare up stage, but I may just have to suck it up, get out of the darn office, and try this one “on in the real world”!

I really like that we’re moving in the direction of the Pheromone “App Store”, of sorts. Gets me excited again seeing the proliferation of creativity.

I hope to have all the legal nonsense sorted out for this soon. In the meantime, anybody else who wants to make a mix… remember, we’re going to giving book author like royalties in our next project for killer mixes. Not royalties here, because we really can’t afford them with our incorrectly priced products (a Six Sigma Blackbelt would knee me for what we do here), but definitely in our next project where the “business part” of things is being designed correctly (or more traditionally, you could say). It’ll be a real consumer project, unlike this one, where we focus on putting almost every last red cent back into R&D.

In any case, anybody who has a killer mix is free to try it on the MX system here. That’ll give us the feedback we need to know if your mix can make the cut in our upcoming royalty based catalog.

For anyone who doesn’t yet know, remember, our upcoming catalog will have mostly G to PG13 rated mixes from ourselves featured to get people in with mostly cheeky weapon names for men, some 60s based names like Liquid Sunshine, and 80s song or song like names for women (and user generated mixes should use a different naming schema, please, or if you have trouble with names, just stay with the MX### for a name or use the “Instant” nomenclature, then come up with your own description).

The “back catalog” people get with mainstream products like Ammo or Liquid Sunshine be like a Trader Joes catalog of social effects (see traderjoes.com!). I reckon some can be R rated mixes, but the copy (the words) involved to describe them really shouldn’t be. Trader Joes sometimes will talk about certain food being sexy, but it’s still stuff your grandma or child could read.

We’ll also be incorporating the work of the world’s top charisma trainers and social persuasion researchers for training purposes. They don’t want to share a catalog with things that could, in some obvious way, be sold next to dildos.

My own personal goal is to popularize social technology that makes life better for everyone (more friends, more love, better family relations, less loneliness, less boredom, etc.), and going over the top with sexual words sort of compromises that.. However, what you do under an MX### should probably be up to you guys, as long as you can keep the words that describe the MX a bit tame or suggestive. Some women buy fruits and veggies for sexual purposes at the local grocery, but you never actually see a label that says that. :slight_smile:

That said, we’ll have a professional writer to fix all that stuff in the end… so just do your best, and we can smooth everything else out. (when I have a good moment, I should probably turn all of this into it’s own post)

In the meantime, let the MXing begin.

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Sorry for the delay but NFL started tonight and as anybody who knows me, knows–I’m a fanatic. Yep Directv’s NFL Sunday Ticket on HD Tivo Rocks.

OK so all of a sudden two guys from the group show up and interrupt our table. I say interrupt, because seriously there was no reason whatsoever to come to the table when they could clearly see a chick at the table with us. It was intentional and deliberate cock blocking, chode AMOG behavior. One guy who I will call R, sees that we are “busy” and says hi and leaves. The other guy, a med student, I’ll call A sits down at the table.

One of the beer goddesses who is a Grateful Dead admirer comes to the table to say hello to me. I linked her to SugarMegs which is a virtual storehouse of every Dead show ever played recorded in MP3 format. She’s a hottie too, but she likes the Dead and is young. You just don’t find that much any more and she has lots of questions for me. I’m showing my age again but I followed the Dead for years and racked up over 500 shows so I have lots of stories to tell. She sits down at our table and starts talking with us. Social proof to the max, but chode is still at the table and now feels the need to insult my friends.

At first I just ignore his nonsense, but he says things like so how is the pheromone business going? A conversation between guys is one thing, but the only reason to bring this up to a table of guys and girls is to cause problems with the ladies. To insinuate that they are being scammed. I am comfortable with what I do and all the beer goddesses know full well my line of work, but my friends girl does not need to know this. I just kind of ignore him. He then proceeds to interrupt my friend and tells the girl he is with (blue eyes) that he is studying to be a doctor. She smiles and says she has been working as a nurse at the St Jude Children Research hospital for 5 years and doesn’t really think much about doctors. LOL, nothing like being shot down.

Then he throws out lines to all of us that are so stereotypical PUA material, its coming across as fake, fake, fake. I dislike phonies very much. All his lines are failing and he is trying to hard. So he goes for another insult, directed at me. Both ladies at our table are like who is this guy and why is he trying so hard. This time to me he says so SteveO, every time I’m around, you always bestow some pearl of Pick Up Artist Wisdom on us. What do you have for me this time. Again why say this around women you know nothing about, except to insult the men.

My goddess friend has had enough and she tells me she will call me and hugs me and leaves. Blond beauty (ashtray girl) saunters around table again and walks by giving me the eye. She still cant figure out why I am not at all interested. She asks me if she can set her beer down for just a second. She is playing darts with her boy toys and there really is no other place. I look at her and say there is a heavy price to pay. I don’t smile and just stare at her like she has three heads. She is just like wow, I have got to break this guy, but guess what, chode A is like sure you can set it down. I’ll watch it for you.

Normally I have very good frame and am in complete control. I lean back in the chair and say well I guess if you smile he might even buy you another. She rolls her eyes and gives me a knowing little smile like who is this guy at your table. His DLV brings everyone’s value down. I just shrug it off and go to twitter update about my experience of complete control and yet some sort of building rage inside me. All of a sudden and I’m sure you guessed it, chode A says oh look at SteveO, he’s so popular he’s always texting, to busy to talk to any girls.

LOL, I had the rage inside spilling over, but all the same I didn’t get buck-wild. Instead I just looked over at chode A, leaned back in my chair and said very clearly and with deep conviction that he should just do us all a favor and shut the fuck up! He got very upset and was like why? I told him exactly why, that his remarks were insulting and the only reason he was at our table was that he was too afraid to talk with the countless women in the bar, so he felt it necessary to trash talk his friends to try and bring his value up to help his chances with the ladies we were with. My friends girl smiled and shook her head.

I was in complete control of the rage and yet somehow far superior and above it, but still acting upon my instinctual understanding of this very situation. I further countered that if he wanted to continue to sit at our table without being forcibly removed and embarrassed when I smacked him across his face he would have to apologize to my friends lady and stop being phony. After a few short seconds he did exactly that.

This was an experiment with three sprays of MX329 all to the neck. It was over the course of about 4 hours. I was in a great mood, my state was clear, I was in complete control, but also where as normal disturbance (the unbalanced people who go through life with blinders on) to my life force (the magic that flows around me) would usually go without incidence, this evening disturbances where met with clear decisive strikes to diminish their impacts, but not necessarily destroy their host.

With this revelation comes a very unique frequency to this MX. I remember speaking with Dancing Joker about it and this is the MX to overcome obstacles such as social anxieties like cold approaching woman. Unique and simple this MX has consistently shown to be an effective forbearance to any anxiousness that might occur in a social situation. I have since worn it on several other occasions all with remarkable results.

I will next relay the tale of Lindsey, my incredible new friend from Arkansas: Tall, blond, sexy and super intelligent. MX329 kills AA dead. Unfortunately I need my bed as its after midnight and I get up at 7am for the gym. Tomorrow my forum friends

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Ooo, count me in! I’ve got two mixes so far that I’d love to hear feedback from. Instant Big Balls A’ Plenty and The Drunken Mix. Still trying to tweak Mr. Big Balls A’ Plenty but so far so good the way I had it originally as is. Eh, works for me!

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Nice Report Steve. Gotta get me some of that MX329 but I’m not too sure about the leaping tall buildings thing (not good with heights).:smiley:

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Steve, thanks for posting. I feel a lot of tension in social situations due to my Asperger’s. To the point where I have difficulty opening conversations with ANYONE, not just women. I have found that a combo of IG and Openness have helped, but not enough. I’ll have to try this one.

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Just as a suggestion, In addition to this one you may want to try MX336. It DEFINITELY made a difference for me last night.

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Part 2 (Last Friday–Jonesboro Arkansas, Cracker Barrel @ 9:30 PM)

“Jesus will be singing in your mouth with a choir of Angels”

“Will that be Jesus as in Jesus from the shipping department or Jesus from Biblical fame”

“Jesus from Biblical fame silly!”

“Is this Jesus gay, and what’s he doing singing in my mouth if he’s not gay?”

“No silly, he’s not gay, he’s singing cause the exquisite taste of the grits and molasses.”

“OK so is this Jesus guy carrying a guitar and is it rock Jesus or folk Jesus? Oh and just how large is this choir of angels?”

“OMG, what is wrong with you, just eat the grits!”

“Well I just want to be sure that Jesus doesn’t steal any of my gold fillings while he’s in there messing around with his band of thugs, err I mean choir!”

“I think you might be going to hell!”

My wingman and I stopped in Jonesboro to get some dinner on our way to the Spring River for the weekend. It was going to be a hellacious weekend of partying and other sordid tales of lust and carnal pleasures. We knew we needed to start the weekend off right since it was my Birthday and Spring River is synonymous with Mardis Gras on the River. We had plenty of beads to hand out, a cooler full of beer, full tank of gas and lots of party supplies.

Three sprays of MX329 to neck right before we went into the Cracker Barrel. Somehow I ordered breakfast and got me a bowl of grits. You would have thought after 4 years in the US Army I would have eaten grits before but never had the pleasure to, or desire to try something different as a kid. Now that I am wiser I like experiencing life to its fullest throttle. So I took the plunge and got me something with grits. YeaHa!

So I asked my wingman what I should put on the grits and he said that he likes them with butter and salt and pepper. Apparently from a recent conversation with my dad he does too. Anyway when our waitress came out and saw I had pepper in my grits she got angry.

“What is that black stuff in your grits?”

“Umm what black stuff?”

“Those little black flakes, the ones that looks suspiciously like pepper?”

“Oh those little black flakes…well they are pepper, and salt and butter. Uh why?”

“You do not put pepper and salt in grits!”

I accusingly point at my wingman and said “He told me that it would be good!”

“Oh no he didn’t!”

Looking down at my friend who is shrugging with a smile and saying “whats wrong with salt and pepper?” At this point she says “and what are you having with your grits?” to which he answered molasses.

She picks my bowl of grits off the table and says, Eheh honey you can’t eat these, I’m taking them back to the kitchen and get you some fresh grits with molasses."

So when she goes back in the kitchen you hear a big commotion and everyone is looking out at us like we just got off the boat from some foreign planet and had three eyes. It was litteraly like we sinned and blasphemed their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ right at the table. When she brought me out the molasses and grits again I was kind of hesitant and asked about what it tasted like, hence the angels and Jesus quotes above.

Soon after she told me I was going to hell I discovered she had once investigated a potential employees former employer by going to her previous place of employment which turned out to be a porn shop. We asked if she still had her number. This waitress was just shocked by our questions and innuendo. However by the end of the evening she was offering us room in her condo to stay the night. She also was willing to take the 70 mile one way drive to Spring River to spend her one day off during the holiday weekend knowing full well what would have happened to her if she did.

We declined her offer and she was a bit perplexed by our lack of interest. She was cute and all, but we had plans and nothing was going to stand in our way.

I still have two more reports to post: one from Lindsey at our camp site and the other from RealityTV which is doing a reality TV show on the Fish and Game dudes on the river. LOL, I was interviewed and will keep you abreast about the release of my TV appearance.

So far I would have to say this might be renamed the SuperMan mix. It allows you the absolute confidence, but calmness to overcome any obstacle. You can approach any woman with ease and be so cool about it while doing it. You can leap over tall buildings, but also be forewarned as reported in my first report: It can also push your confidence levels up to the maximum where if confrontation becomes a very real factor. You are just so confident in your actions and smoothness that if someone gets in your way you will let them know it. This is definitely for strong willed, maybe not so much for the timid looking to remain sheltered.

The only adverse reaction was the following day where I questioned my actions of confrontation. If you are the type to internalize your feelings and might play the blame game on yourself just realize that MX329 might be too strong and go easy the first couple of times. If you are not looking to push the edge I urge you NOT to use it. This can be very dangerous!

I’ll post more after I get done with some work.

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Thanks for the awesome, detailed reporting, SteveO! :slight_smile:

I’m glad that MX329 worked so well for you. It is definitely a take-charge kind of mix that gives you the confidence and energy to make things happen, but only if you want to it to. The reduction in approach anxiety and social awkwardness is just the tip of the iceberg. You become the center, the man, the leader, the story. It goes as far as you’re willing to take it - you are in charge. In the hands of someone with social expertise and presence, it can reach its fullest potential, and the sky is the limit. Everything else will fall into place because you define the center and the beginning and the end.

As per Michael’s suggestions, if I had to give a name to describe MX329, I would just call it “The Touch” which is summed up best by the 80s’ song with the same name by Stan Bush (old-time Transformers fans will know what I mean :smiley:):

I’m looking forward to hearing the rest of your experiences over your birthday weekend! :wink:
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv0yhLx6Kds)

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On Sunday we all went canoeing on the River and it was my Birthday–Yeah Happy Birthday to me :slight_smile:… Anyway after a long night of laughing and hollering (I’ll explain the hollering later) we all woke up and decided to take on the rapids of the Spring River.

So OK there are really no rapids except Dead Mans Curve, but just a nice leisurely canoe ride. It’s really a very nice contrast as the water comes out at Mammoth Springs, just a mile up the river at 58 degrees at 9 million gallons an hour. You would never guess it as everything is very calm. Some people take rafts, tubes, Kayaks and I even saw air mattresses. It was all in good fun and the trip is about 8 miles and pinnacles at Dead Mans Curve. When its in the high 80’s or 90’s 58 degrees is still cold, but really nice too.

I sprayed on 3 sprays of MX329 before we went. It was the first time I got a good look at my neighbor Lindsey. She was tall, blond and a real Hottie. She was in a canoe with the guy I thought was her boyfriend, but turns out it was her cousin :slight_smile:. We talked a bit and I had a HUGE super soaker spray gun thingy and immediately started the shenanigans of getting everybody very wet and cold. I’m a prankster and had a 18 pack of beer to drink so I needed to start early.

Oops almost forgot, on the van ride up the mountain I got to talk to everyone in the van. It was pretty much us and my neighbors. I’m a social guy so I chatted it up about the crazy guy screaming bloody murder from the night before. I did post about that right? I think everyone in the van was pretty surprised that I had everyone laughing the whole trip up. LOL, except the driver who just ignored me completely!

On the trip down the river I kept running into the neighbor who was in the Kayak. Somehow he managed to tell me that Lindsey was single and they were her cousins. I wonder why he said that, but my wingman said he probably was put up to it by her. Anyway my group got separated from them when we stopped at a beach. I took a swim and drank some beer while talking to this girl and guy. She was cute in her bikini, but I suspected she might be a youngin although she was drinking beer. Some how I had found out that there was a check point ahead for drugs and bottles. Cans of Beer were OK but no bottles on the river. I told the guy and chick about it and they were like we are cool. I also started talking to a guy who just happened to live the next town over from me. Small world right? I think I remember seeing the check point and maybe thats why I knew about it.

Anyway I told the guy about it too. It was pretyy funny, they had Fish and Game dudes standing across the river and in boats funneling everyone through the check point. Sure enough the guy and girl got busted for underage drinking and I think they had a blunt too. Then the next boat was the guy and his family from the next town over from my home and even though I told him exactly what they where looking for too, he got busted with a cooler full of bottles. Me and my wingman were like WTF! I mean I told them they were there looking for underage drinking, drugs and bottles. Sheesh, some people just don’t think right!

OK so it was our turn.

You guys got Life vests?
Yup we are using them as seat cushions :slight_smile:
What you guys doing with your empties?
Have a trash bag right here?
What’s in the cooler?
Now if I was holding the cooler I would have said none of your business and asked for a search warrent, but since my wing was he showed them the case of beer and sandwiches.
Where did you get all these beads?
I had tons of really nice beads on my neck and probably a few hundred more floating in the bottom of the canoe. We kept having to pull over and bail out since every time we squirted people with our super soakers they tried to sink us by splashing us with their oars.
I earned them I said. With that I Stood up and pulled up my shirt flashing them all with my belly and yelling and hollering. The whole place erupted into a frenzy and all the gusy were hollering and the girls were now flashing too. The coppers went nuts, but were really cool about it. I picked up a beer, cracked it open, stuck a hole in it and chugged it down all in about three seconds. Think Bluto from Animal House!

Anyway there were some guys filming with a really smoking hot chick directing or something on the side of the river. Now I’m still standing in the boat and throwing beads to other boats to ensure a river riot ensues for the cameras. Showbiz baby! So I see her and I start twirling my beads around my finger calling to her. The camera dude calls over to her and says I think he’s asking you to flash him. She cracks up and is shocked that the river is really wild as its purported to be.

By this time boats and rafts have collided and flipped and an assortment of objects are floating down the river. Two Fish and Game guys end up getting hit by rafts and go into the river. Te guys holding up my boat let go and we start floating. Everybody is hollering and beads are flying. I pic up the water gun and start attacking. The TV lady calls me over. I’m like Paddle wingman, paddle! I’ve convinced the fine specimen of woman to reveal her boobs for all mankind, or at least us crazy river people.

Well it turns out she wouldn’t show us her boobs, not on camera anyway :wink:, but she did want to do an interview with me. We talked all kinds of stuff, she was very cool. So I’ll be on TV on a reality show since I caused a ruckus at the checkpoint. All I can say is the TV lady whose identity will remain nameless looked very good in beads :slight_smile:.

This is where MX329 really comes into play. With the Coppers I should have been tazered or shot for inciting a riot, but I wasn’t. Usually I’m pretty gregarious, but I was in like rare crazy fun form. I was having a great time and where I normally would have been a bit reserved I was hog wild crazy. Again it just goes to show you this mix is like an in your face anxiety reducer. I’m officially recommending this to any guy who suffers from anxiety and on that note ladies too. I think this could be easily used as a unisex product.

With the TV lady she was really cool and really hot up close :slight_smile:. She reminded me of a typical hottie from the NYC area. We talked about a lot of stuff and she was enamored with some of my DHV stories. She would mention a place and I was like Oh yeah I lived there for a while. She was eating out of my hands and it was pretty amazing how much we actually had in common. At one point I even mentioned the Movie Actress I dated for a while and I can tell she was impressed. Yeah I was dropping names, but it was worth it. My wing was getting bored so I decided it was time to leave. Before I left she said oh yeah SteveO you forgot my beads and I ended up giving her a few sets. It was worth it.

I can tell you that it was all MX329, because she was dressed in black dressy jeans and a very nice blouse and I’m in sandals shorts and a T-shirt. I was wet, had been drinking and typically I would have thought I was out of my element. It is something that happens to me, if I’m under dressed even though I was appropriately dressed I would have felt completely timid and anxious and clammed up. Not this time, not at all.

So remember I said it was a small world. When I posted that I had just got back from the Spring River on my Facebook status an old HS friend replied that her friend was down there filming a TV show for RealityTV: “Not Reality–Actuality!” LOL I messaged her and told her the girls name and it turns out that was indeed her friend. So from what I understand when my friend called her and asked her how it went she told her a story of craziness on the river. All about a guy named SteveO (Do I hear Reality TV shows calling in the future for my own SteveO show?). When here friend was finished telling her tale all except the tale of the beads, my friend dropped the bomb and was like so just how did you earn those beads?:stuck_out_tongue:

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This gets my vote for the best story ever! You are the man. :cool:

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Sounds like the Tennessee chapter of Delta House is in good hands LOL :smiley: Way to go, Brother SteveO!

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After reading Steve’s report on this… it’s in the shopping cart for my next go round.

I like the idea of the confidence and no bullshit attitude, but not being ragey when confronted with what could be a volatile situation.

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i second that… :wink: