I feel like somebody should buy me a drink, or something.
As a reward I am going to purchase 15 of every known, experimental, and putative product at this website for you. Catch is you have to use it all at one time and go to church… sorry
Hah!
That sounds like fun.
The truth is, I already wear IS/a and copulins to church sometimes. I have a thing for screwing with people. All in good fun, of course.
Congratulations!
Congratulations.
Many people are willing to buy you a drink
You buy the plane ticket to the US, and I’ll buy you the drink 
Isn’t the drinking age there 21, though? Argh!
Come over here, and I’ll buy you one, then
Silly girl, don’t you realize that pheromones do not work on us over the internet?
You do have to phero-up and go to the bar once in a while to get guys to buy you a drink…
They don’t??
cyber-pheros.
what does that do to the church people?
I wore IH and Instant Jerk to a Church couples group… (I seriously considered spaceland)
we ended up sitting around on couches telling dirty jokes… (the preacher started it)
(4 people who have attended asked my GF about me in private since)
My secret.
Church people aren’t all stuffy old ladies who wear too much rosewater. Most of them are just like me…regular people who like to have fun, but who realize that there’s more to life than just me. If you’ve read any of my journal you know I’m not a boring old bat.
When I said I enjoy screwing with people, I meant screwing with their HEADS… just in case there was any confusion. 
Ah shucks.
lol I guess there is always a price to pay