So how long do you suppose till we are able to buy pheromones with effects that would be categorised as “negative” by the common standards?
Pheromones for fear, anger, sadness, panic, uncomfortableness (sp?), feel of unimportance.
I’d probably buy such stuff. They would work well as a basis for some prank or being just mean, or I’d use them on myself, like fear, as I love being scared shitless, the horror movie fanatic that I am. It’s always annoying when you’re watching a film that should be frightening and the company just laughing or snoring it through, because there just is no right atmosphere. You spray the pheromones around the room before the film and you get a film experience of a lifetime, or something like that.
Anger, maybe, would be good for an artist who has become too happy with his life and can’t paint good stuff anymore. He’ll sniff some pheromones and make masterpieces for further generations to watch in awe… well, probably not so much watching in awe, but rather having to stare at them in boring art classes and learning about the poor pheromone users childhood and influences.
There could actually be other themes in the vein of Instant Gentleman and Instant Jerk, like bohemic artist or angry neo-nazzi.
I can see the possibilities already. In school a kid is grabbed by two other kids and sprayed all over the body with some stuff, clothes and everything, so it’s not easy to get rid of the smell. Then, for the rest of the day, everyone who passes the kid feels an urge to kick him in the groin, stuff him in a closet or beat him up. The kid saves up money and buys pheromones himself and has is revenge in the same vein, spraying over the bully’s table, so that everyone wants to performe random acts of violence on it or sprays him over making him really nervous or forgetful, uses the spray Instant Drug Addict, Social Reject, Instant Depression or something.
You go around all day with everyone telling you what to do and you feeling it natural to fill these requests and finally find out another kid has sprayed you with Instant Slave.
This would all go against the law, probably, but it could always be explained that it was not meant to be used on others. Instant Slave would probably be made for people with the specific fetish, a big powerful respectable guy with aura of alfa-male hovering all around him and just wanting to be wipped by a woman, but no dominatrix feeling comfortable letting him lick her boots and putting him on a leash like a dog, the big and respectable alfa-male that he is.
Um, this just doesn’t make sense anymore so I’ll stop writing it and just post it, before it goes to Instant Michael Myers or Instant Extra-terrestial, because I do believe there to be some, well some, somewhat interesting ideas buried in the text here somewhere, that would just be lost in the nonsense.