Newlywed couple's honeymoon...

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A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.

The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.

“Yes, we’re fine. We’re living on the fruits of love”.

The old man replied, “I thought so…would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window…they’re choking my ducks!”

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Ha Ha Ha…cute! :smiley:

Oh…been meaning to tell you…your avatar is…super! :slight_smile:

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thanks!!!

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I don’t get it someone help me get it, I know the catch is in the peelings but what fruit? Im just not very smart.

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I thought it was condoms. I may be wrong though… :smiley::smiley:

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I knew that omigod that was sooo easy I was just kidding before :stuck_out_tongue: shit I feel soo dumb…