This is what marriage is all about!

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>“This is what marriage is really all about”
>
>He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old
>man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed
>one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French
>fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of
>his wife.
>
>He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down
>between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people
>around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were
>thinking, “That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the
>two of them.”
>
>As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He
>politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said
>they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.
>
>The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She
>sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping
>the drink.
>
>Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal
>for them. This time the old woman said “No, thank you, we are used to
>sharing everything.”
>
>As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the
>young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a
>single bite of food and asked “What is it you are waiting for?”
>
>She answered…
>
>(This is great)
>
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>“THE TEETH.” !!!

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Hahahaha!! :smiley:

I can usually figure out the punch line before I get to it, but I didn’t guess on that one.