hello peoples and other animals
autumnox and i have hatched a plan… we’ve researched products that seem to emulate each other’s energy/essence.
then we got le tired, and had le nap.
anyway…
from our selection, we played devil’s advocate (which he generally enjoys, but i prefer strip poker) with each other, weeded out products that may be redundant, and were left with 2 each.
we form a wonderful synergy as a couple, privately, socially, and synchronized swimming.
the aim of this long blahdiblah, is to have a better idea how the other experiences the world, how they affect others, how others react to them, and how they generally feel/think/twirl.
so… him…according to me, peoples and pets:
authoritive, coldly logical almost to a superpower, quiet and pensive, impatient, calmly charismatic, see-sawing between dark and nasty humour (but that isn’t the whole pizza, just a slice - too much to type, you get the idea).
and the brave, twirling heroine of the story… me… according to him, and friends he claims to have:
energetic, positive, encouraging, motivating, cute (
!), and a scone short of a tea party (meh, he’s such a bitch).
the selections -
my final choices to emulate him:
Alpha A314 & Putative 87 - dubbed Alpha Potato 87
his final choices to emulate his super sexy ballerina goddess:
TAF & Instant Shine (double strength) - dubbed Shiny Taffy
i’m not sure if this has been tried before, but i’m amped, excited, and just waiting for that exchange rate to improve a little, because the delivery cost is crazy, and then i can get down to being a mad twirl scientist.
and even though he’s wearing his usual frowny face, i know he’s super amped too (like how you know keanu reeves is happy, even though he has only 1 expression).
we know this isn’t usually what pheromones are used for, but this is so much more interesting, and possibly more enriching, and other such strong mouth words.
it may take atleast a month to report back though, since it doesn’t seem like an experiment that can be rushed.
he’s on his pc right now, making serious-face… so i’m gonna go annoy him.
wavestwirls off into the sunset*