Official MX414 discussion thread, men: UF2 pack diffusion test reports

Pheromone Science MX Test Results
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2.5 sprays of MX414 sides of neck
Venue: work

The smell dried down within like five minutes from application. I can give a very distinct nol smell from this, much like the ones from the nol test pack. I took at risk wearing this at work but I figured why the heck not. A client came in with his daughter, but she had to be in her late 40’s. This is a strictly professional environment and I thought to myself this is definitely going to backfire on me. She sits on the seat closer to me and we proceed with the business at hand. Because of the practically non existing scent I noticed she was leaning in closer to me. I was speaking loud enough that there wouldn’t be a problem hearing me. Anyways I kept thinking to myself damn this lady is really sitting close. I thought she was just very attentive. When she left I shook hands And I get the over the shoulder look and smile. Hmm.

There was also this young girl next to me when I was getting lunch. Didn’t pay too much mind to her cause she looked young. We left almost at the same time and she held the door open. I said thanks and smiled, I walked away in tangent with her and I’m not sure but from the corner of my eye I coulda sworn she looked at me as I was trailing away.

I was no more than 3 feet from the subjects, the girl was like 10 min after app, and the woman was probably half hour tops. Unstaffed smelling -none around the 2 hour mark with nothing too noticeable at the 5-6 hour mark. With ammo, tuth, ij you can smell te none residue like 10 hours and even after showering. I had nothing I could smell wen I cleaned my app spots up for tonights test. I’ve tested UF at work before, and nothing noticeable with baseline persons just like the first pack.

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lol If my wife wasn’t at that party I would have gone further

The OFFICIAL MX417 Discussion Thread
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Finally I had the chance to try one of these MX*s in it’s proper setting - at a club. This is gonna be a long post, so just stop reading if you get bored.

I chose 414, I’ve tried it once or twice before in daytime but found nothing worth mentioning. Last night I planned to wear one spray but it just didn’t come out right so I apllied another. I’d say it was about 1,5 sprays.

Just like before I thought it smelled strange after a while. Not necessarily a repelling smell but a smell none(ahahaha)theless. I decided to ignore that fact and went out. First to have a few beers with a buddy of mine and then out to a club.

I wasn’t feeling right, I was tired and even told my friend that maybe we should just stay at his place, watch movies and drink until we drop but he insisted on going out so we did.

And what a good decision that turned out to be. I can’t even agree with all the talk about “you have to work the mones” and “it’s 90% you and 10% mones”, I only had to stand around with a beer in my hand and girls were parading in front of me in hope of attention. I was still tired and I really was planning on going home alone and that look of disinterest probably triggered the ladies even more, or so it seemed. Whereever I chose to stand, girl after girl obviously thought they should be right there too. My friends looked like they thought this must be candid camera but of course didn’t mind being surrounded by females, and hot ones at that.

My plans of going home alone crumbled while I was outside waiting for my cab. A friend who lured me into fucking his then girlfriend while he was watching many years ago thought I really should come along and fuck the girl he was with now. I tried to tell them both about all the negative aspects of such an arrangement but they couldn’t see any, so I obliged.

When we got to their place I said I needed a drink and we needed to talk this through properly. I can’t even begin to understand how any guy gets off watching some other guy fucking his girlfriend and I’d never, ever give my consent to any girlfriend of mine sleeping with any other man, let alone that I’d have to really see it happen. This couple was however very relaxed and obviously horny.

So I fucked her. And just as I predicted she enjoyed it while he fully didn’t. She enjoyed it little too much. The guy went into another room and sulked, jealous out of his fucking mind so I didn’t want to stick around and called a taxi. The girl didn’t want me to leave. She thought I should sleep on the couch so we could do it again later when the dude had fallen asleep but I said enough damage really had been done already.

Now I kind of regret the whole thing and I kind of don’t. I’m single, so I have no obligations to anyone. I did try to warn them both about the risks involved in a project like this but they wouldn’t listen. We talked it through again just before I left and the guy was OK with it all again. He was worried because he thought I and his girl might develop feelings for eachother, which was exactly the thing I foremost explained he should consider before we started. There were no feelings but that doesn’t kill the gnawing suspicion in his head, now does it?

I normally have high moral standards, I’ve said no to many a woman who have wanted to cheat on her husband/boyfriend with me and I believe in monogamy. It’s the only way I could ever accept in a relationship, but to each his/her own.

And the flesh is weak. Especially when drunk.

EDIT: OK, the post wasn’t as lengthy as I thought it to be when I wrote it.

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Now that my funds are in I have just been licking my lips putting my order together…go to UF2 pack…OUT OF STOCK commence guttural wookie-like moan guuuaarrgg!!!

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Project UF2 - First Review

I had been out of the forum for some months now (even though I never stopped playing and testing the products).

I decided to come back into the playground a couple of weeks ago. As I placed my new order I notice the existence of the UF2 Project. I ordered the Test Pack but have intentionally avoided to read anything else about the UF2 series. At least not before finishing two testing rounds. (I am just over the first round). I want to find out significant results for myself before I compare my notes with those of other testers.

Thus far, the name I am giving to this MX is “Gently Melt in my Arms”. Disclaimer: I am a social dancer and my best testing space is the dance floor as after all this years I know now what is normal behavior and what’s being spiced by a phero MX.

Overview

Definitively MX414 and MX415 are total winners for me. MX416 and MX418 are suspects in need of more testing. MX417 it has some of the trust me notes of the others but, at least in my review misses the, you want to sensually come close to me. I just opened MX419 today three hours ago, so nothing significant to say about this one, yet.

Overall, I notice the perfume of this mix doesn’t smell anything particularly manly. Some MX simply smell like alcohol and others, like today’s MX419, really made me think I was smelling a ladies scent: Grapefruit, Chocolate, Vanilla or go figure what. In any case, no Akuto nor Neroli kind of scent; hence, I’d been wearing an other cologne on top of them.

This has posed a new challenge as through the past couple of years I just got used to spray my Androtics and go in the prowl. These days, I am trying to figure out how to add men’s perfume on top of my mones without intoxicating everyone around me (including myself).

Effect

UF2 has a smooth, gentle, trusting but certainly sensual and seductive effect. This effect creates a consistent loop on both the subject (the one responding to our phero signature) and the object (us as we wear the mix).

MX414 has a beautiful effect in the same lines of the following one 415. However, it’s unique strength lies in it’s capacity to sustain it’s effect through time. After 4 hours it’s been the only one of the six that I feel remains fully functional in its high and subtle notes.

MX415 has been the most outstanding of all when it comes to effects. My mood was awesome, Suave kind of confidence and ladies were just melding in my arms in total trust (Tango dancing allows for that normally but it was a sweet kind of melding that this MX brought about).

MX416 is a interesting one. It was not as good as the previous one for the Melding effect but it heightened the sensual-seductive part of the equation. Something, unusual of it was that it seemed to be having more of an effect on those around me than what was doing for me and those with me. The previous ones 414 and 415 create an aura of confident respect that keeps other males away from aiming at your subject unless you invite them or blocking your game. However, this one 416 fail on that domain. Indeed, I even felt that the effect was the opposite, it made my subjects suddenly more desirable to others.

MX417 I know it works out something, but not sure what. I did sprayed a third shot after a couple of hours as I wasn’t noticing anything and immediately noticed that my subject (2 meters) away from me, started to scratch her nose. In hindsight, this one is high in the trust aspects of the Mix but not sure yet on the sensual - seductive ones.

MX418 Beyond what I posted previously, I remain uncertain about this one.

Usage

I am very conventional in the way I spray the MX’s, particularly when it is already advised to apply only two shots. My usual usage would be: on the neck, one to the left of my throat and one to the left. When, I add a third shot half way on through the testing (I usually test a product for effects during eight consecutive hours before cleansing and/or applying anything else), I would add this third spray right in the center of my throat close to the base where neck and chest intersect.

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MX414 x2 Sides of neck
Venue: Club
Temps 60* low humidity

Perfect testing, just the venues I like for these types of environment.

FD = I’m guessing in her early 20’s typically a reserved girl from what I heard gave some pretty good hits. Normally this one is shy, kinda like a wall flower. When she’s with some friends she’s a little bit more outgoing but not much more than that. I met up with their group of friends and her and I went to the bar to grab a drink. We caught up a little bit on each others lives. After a few minutes, knowing it should be diffusing enough, I excused myself to say hello to the other people that were there. There were quite a few people I knew at that venue so it looked good I was conversing with everyone I met. I came back to that group of girls a little while later and I noticed she was probably a bit more drunk than when I left her previously. All of a sudden I was getting hugs, and kisses (cheecks) than I would normally expect out of her.

FD2 the hit was more subtle. I was hanging around her partially the time I was there. Besides the hi I gave her I didn’t really interact with her at all. This is probably the farthest reach that I’ve gotten from this UF2 pack with approximately 6+ ft diffusion all around. I realized this later on because when I went to say bye to her, she just had that sultry look on her face when I went up to her to shake her hand. I can’t explain it but I know from experience that it was definitely a pheromone hit.

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So Far Among the Testers MX414 and MX416 are Winners… While MX415 and MX417 have had Lackluster to Mixed Results… That is Based on Others Results and Matches My Own Tests… Two More to Go… Been Busy with the Real World as of Late…

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MX419: The odd sister.

I tested a lot this mix last week (3 days in a row). It totally does something but not necessarily what her previous sisters do. The reactions I got from ladies were kind of awkward. Indeed, I might even venture to say that it has some sort of adverse effect.

Example: Last Wednesday I walked into a dance practice and a former dancing partner was there. She stayed for a while to dance but all the time she kept her distance in the embrace, which seemed not natural at all. It was really weird. In the pauses in between songs she kept looking at me with some distrust at the same time she scratched her nose.

After three days testing it I will say it makes ladies acknowledge your presence, big time, but there’s something that keeps them distant.

These are my two hypothesis:

a) There is some sort of “inconsistent” effect between mone and behavior. MX414 to 416 make me act in a happy-go-lucky I want to play seduce kind of way. However this one, has more a tough feeling. Maybe ladies sense the none vibe (which they might like) but when they look at me don’t find the congruent matching behavior they senses expect.

b) I should stop wearing cologne on top of the mx. Maybe the mixed sent turns out to be to much to bare with.

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Did some good old UF2 testing with MX414.

2x Sides of Neck

Really quick report.

I was sitting down doing some work, some of my friends were around the area I was in. P was there too doing her own thing while everyone else conversed among each other. I was partially not talking because I was doing something that preoccupied me. P was making small talk but eventually left me alone.

When I got done we were all just BSing around. One of the guys there makes a joke, not sure if it was AMOG, but it didn’t sound confrontational at all. They were talking about how girls don’t care if guys have a nice body or not, which some of the girls said no they don’t care, but P and a couple of the other girls said they did. He goes and asks me how I get girls then. I told him it was because I have a very charming personality, smiled, and went to answer my other friend’s question. P comes out and says, well you’re good looking, you have a nice body, so I don’t see why you out of all people would have a problem, and yeah you have an awesome personality.

Not sure what kind of hit that was but it caught me off guard nonetheless.

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OK, I’ll whip out some MX tonight when I go out but I’ll report on last saturday now. Been too lazy or busy to do it earlier.

I used 414 again and it made me really confident, overly so. I was a bit arrogant. A grade A asshole to be precise. A little aggressive, I stared down a guy who probably was towering at like 6 ft 4 while I’m only 5 ft 6. He wasn’t skinny either, he could’ve put me over his knee and broken my spine like a fucking twig. He hadn’t done anything, just stood behind me waiting to order at the bar. Lucky me that he thought I must be a fucking pitbull and decided to look away every time I turned around and I did that a lot.

The attention from the ladies was about the same as last time, lots of looks, lots of smiles. Could’ve taken it anywhere if it weren’t for getting so shitfaced that no mone in the world could save me from being thrown out and finally landing in the drunk tank. The cops found me sleeping out in the streets and thought it was best to pick me up. I was glad to be awake and tried to persuade them into driving me home but no dice, they said I was too drunk and they were worried that I might die choking on my vomit or something.

Kudos to them, they really acted helpful and were quite kind. They seemed to honestly care and weren’t out to fuck with me.

In the morning a female cop woke me up and said it was time to go. She was very chatty and asked how my night had been. i said I’ve had better ones. The cell was a bit cold and I was only handed some kind of paper blanket which one cannot make any kind of noose out of that will support the body weight. Fair enough, but the downside is that it doesn’t bring much warmth either.
The cop said she was sorry she weren’t on duty that night, she would’ve kept me warm. :open_mouth:

I took it as a hit and a complimant but she was a big, butch kind of woman that wouldn’t be my preferred grappling partner. I’ve been in such situations but I didn’t find it much of a turn on to feel like a woodpecker on a tree.

So what the hell, of course I’ll use an MX tonight as well and see where the fuck I end up this time. It’s been quite interesting the last two saturday nights. Didn’t like the sunday mornings very much but that’s the price I must pay.

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Damn, am I disappointed? Woke up at home with no bizarre shit to tell.
414 worked fine, it’s just that I expect some kind of outrage every time by now and things were pretty normal last night. Attention from women, certainly and respect from men but where’s the mayhem? :frowning:

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Some odd things that I didn’t expect from 414 happened. It was as if I’d had massive amounts of IH and IO on me, because people wouldn’t shut up and told me things that clearly shouldn’t be said.

I went out for dinner and then to a few bars and finally a club with some friends, two guys and two women. I know one of the guys very well, let’s call him J and his girlfriend who we can call H is a former girlfriend of sorts of mine. We were more like fuckbuddies but very good ones at that. She brought who she claimed to be her best friend M and whom I’ve met a few times and the guy brought one of his best friends B.

Now to the oddities. At first J and H were trying to get me interested in M, which they have also done on earlier occasions, and she is attractive but for some reason I’m not into her. As soon as she went to the ladies room or out for a smoke they immediately started talking shit about her boyfriend, whom she’s newly met, and telling me what a useless prick he is. Then H started blabbing about her own life and all the shit she’s been through until I didn’t listen anymore, just nodded now and then to simulate interest.

Then we went to another bar and things changed totally. All of a sudden J and H were telling very bad things about M and H even said that she’s sad that she doesn’t have better friends. She’s stuck with this M who is no good in any way. It felt bad to hear them talk so much shit about a person they both usually claim they love and whom they have been praising just hours earlier. Still they showed no signs of dislike whatsoever towards the chick after this outburst. Very strange.

I could see that M was starting to get interested and got bolder as she started getting drunk so I reminded her that she does have a boyfriend and she backed off.

All in all an intriguing night. I was like some priest these people were making confessions to and that is not the kind of behaviour I’ve gotten out of 414 in the past. Then again, this was a different posse I had with me than on the other occasions.

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Been busy getting ready for my new position, but a quick MX414 report. Last night I had to go into work to return my badges since I forgot on Friday. I figured I’m on my way out to meet some friends I’ll stop by work before then.

2 sprays MX414 (this seems to be the most consistent for me)

Walked in and went to see the night shift lead. Gave him my badges, and after about 5 minutes of small talk, congratulations, etc. I tell him I have to go. He calls over Melissa to escort me out. Melissa is a girl who is very hard to crack. I have always tried to flirt with her, but for some reason I could get no results.

Anyway we walk out towards the door, and she asks me where I’m going to tonight. I tell her I’m gonna meet some friends at a club. She asks me if my wife likes me going to clubs. I tell her my wife is in Korea for a week, and that’s when I go out. When we get to the door she gives me a hug, and while still hugging me she whispers in my ear “We should hang out sometime this week since your wife is not home”

Long story short. We’re going to see Moneyball this evening. I will report with results later.

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Been busy getting ready for my new position, but a quick MX414 report. Last night I had to go into work to return my badges since I forgot on Friday. I figured I’m on my way out to meet some friends I’ll stop by work before then.

2 sprays MX414 (this seems to be the most consistent for me)

Walked in and went to see the night shift lead. Gave him my badges, and after about 5 minutes of small talk, congratulations, etc. I tell him I have to go. He calls over Melissa to escort me out. Melissa is a girl who is very hard to crack. I have always tried to flirt with her, but for some reason I could get no results.

Anyway we walk out towards the door, and she asks me where I’m going to tonight. I tell her I’m gonna meet some friends at a club. She asks me if my wife likes me going to clubs. I tell her my wife is in Korea for a week, and that’s when I go out. When we get to the door she gives me a hug, and while still hugging me she whispers in my ear “We should hang out sometime this week since your wife is not home”

Long story short. We’re going to see Moneyball this evening. I will report with results later.

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Ok so I just came back home from dropping her off. It’s almost 1:30 am, and I start my new job in the morning. Let’s rewind back to the start of the evening…

2 Sprays MX414. I’m really liking the stealth difussion as it doesn’t make me smell all scented up. At first I didn’t like it because I really relied on the smell to give me confidence that the mones were still on. Now that I’m used to it, I think it’s better than having a scent. I hope androtics will start to sell all their comsumer lines with the stealth technology.

So I pick her up at 6 pm for a 6:55 movie. She is a huge A’s fan so picking this movie was a no brainer. We get there and sit down and the movie starts. For the first 20 minutes nothing happens. Then I decide to make a move and reach for her hand. To my surprise she didn’t pull away and instead locked fingers with me. It started to get a bit uncomfortbale with the arm rest in the way so I lifted the arm rest up between us. About a minute later she rested her head on my shoulder. This lasted all the way to the end of the movie. During the movie I was planning in my head how am I going to get this to go further. I was thinking maybe go for dessert after since women like sweets, or maybe a nice drive to talk more.

After the movie we get to my car, and as soon as we get in she says “my place or yours?” I was like holy crap I didn’t even have to work for that one. I tell her my place is fine since nobody is home, and I live closer to the theatre than she does.

Great ending to the evening. I tell her I have to work early in the morning so I took her home.

Comments : I think with her head on my shoulder it gave her a long and constant exposure to the MX414. She must have been inches from my spray point for over an hour. I also think had I not made the first move the evening might have ended differently.

Overall MX414 has given me the best and most consistent hits and results. Beause I use it so much I don’t have much left. Time to move on and test MX415 hard. That was one I used a few times with mixed results.

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Ok so I just came back home from dropping her off. It’s almost 1:30 am, and I start my new job in the morning. Let’s rewind back to the start of the evening…

2 Sprays MX414. I’m really liking the stealth difussion as it doesn’t make me smell all scented up. At first I didn’t like it because I really relied on the smell to give me confidence that the mones were still on. Now that I’m used to it, I think it’s better than having a scent. I hope Androtics will start to sell all their comsumer lines with the stealth technology.

So I pick her up at 6 pm for a 6:55 movie. She is a huge A’s fan so picking this movie was a no brainer. We get there and sit down and the movie starts. For the first 20 minutes nothing happens. Then I decide to make a move and reach for her hand. To my surprise she didn’t pull away and instead locked fingers with me. It started to get a bit uncomfortbale with the arm rest in the way so I lifted the arm rest up between us. About a minute later she rested her head on my shoulder. This lasted all the way to the end of the movie. During the movie I was planning in my head how am I going to get this to go further. I was thinking maybe go for dessert after since women like sweets, or maybe a nice drive to talk more.

After the movie we get to my car, and as soon as we get in she says “my place or yours?” I was like holy crap I didn’t even have to work for that one. I tell her my place is fine since nobody is home, and I live closer to the theatre than she does.

Great ending to the evening. I tell her I have to work early in the morning so I took her home.

Comments : I think with her head on my shoulder it gave her a long and constant exposure to the MX414. She must have been inches from my spray point for over an hour. I also think had I not made the first move the evening might have ended differently.

Overall MX414 has given me the best and most consistent hits and results. Beause I use it so much I don’t have much left. Time to move on and test MX415 hard. That was one I used a few times with mixed results.

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This is a short beginning report on my experiences for MX414 specifically.

Strength - Whenever I used it I used 2 sprays as this is the amount that seemed to work best for me… my ‘sweet spot’ if you will.

Length of Effects - Effects lasted from about 4-5 hours for me, even though I couldn’t smell it much personally after 2-3 hours

Effectiveness - Self effects were like most none products for me. It gives me a rush right in the beginning… gave me a bit more energy, and made me horny as hell :slight_smile:
I liked the scent. It was very very light, which I like, and wasn’t overpowering in any respect. Even though the scent for me was completely gone after 2-3 hours it still had effects on people around me.

One night I had 4-5 people over for movie and dinner night, as I’m a great cook and people can’t get enough of my vegan cooking. All were really close friends and one was one of my best friends, who I also have a huge thing for. She knows this and has declined dating me in the past which was pretty shitty. When all the others were outside smoking a cigarette she lifted up her shirt (she was in work out clothes) and asked me if she looked weird with it up, as she was just hot (uh huh). She then kept creeping closer and closer to me telling me how horny she was and smacking my ass several times (I obviously had an obligation to slap her ass back). Before the others came in she was wondering where her keys were… I flirtingly told her they were in my pants (subtle yes)… She then came up and said ‘here?’ and grabbed my junk for about 15 seconds. She said I better look out cause she is so horny and I just said, ‘I’m always that horny and you’re the one that should look out’…
We’re always pretty flirty but this was WAY over the top and I’m fairly sure it was because of the MX414. I’ve had other smaller hits from her with this stuff but they don’t even bare mention compared to this one.

the effects seemed to be present from about 4-5 feet from me and obviously hit her harder when she was close in.

I tried this same 2 spray combo when we were alone the other day along with a spray of P83 to try to get her inhibitions down even more than they are naturally lol, but she was really tired and not in the best mood so there wasn’t much to report on that.

Now onto MX315… really digging this mix I might order another pack :smiley:

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The M to the M gets a damn hearing aid! Dammit! :o

MX414: 2 sprays to the neck

I’m so sorry I don’t know anything about what I’m asked to report on. Some old people just don’t get it, I recon. But I can and do recognize the OUT OF THE NORM, so with that being said, here’ya go!

I’m waiting, and I’m a seat over from this foreigner … German, Greek, who knows, but the accent was strong and sexxxxxxy!!! I wouldn’t do her, but I could close my eyes and choke my chicken with her talking to me! Excuse me ladies … I’m feeling duurty!!! :smiley:

She’s knitting something, when another lady starts questioning her about her knitting; and each time she answered, she answered looking at me like I was asking the questions. :o

All of a sudden! I hear something! No, it wasn’t anyone in distress … “M to the M!”

20-something, slim, beauuuuuuuuutiful brunette. My ear doc. :wink:

“Hey, what’sup, Doc!” She’s smiles as though it’s Santa.

Hi! How are you!?

I’m incredible, thanks! You!?

I’m incredible, too!

You’re incredible! I’m incredible! Isn’t that incredible!?!?! She’s laughing her sweet little bootay off, as we head to her office.

“This is going to tickle a little,” as she sticks something in my ear. It might as well have been her tongue, 'cause she’s in a bubble over M&M head, butt ass naked, looking like a cooked turkey! Yum! No bib required, people!!! :stuck_out_tongue:

She sticks it in, “Oh my God!”

“What!? Did I hurt you!?”

“No. I didn’t know that was one of my hot spots!” She laughs out loud!

So she’s connecting stuff, and when she’s done, she sits about a foot away from me, she’s explaining things, and I’m doing the look into her left eye thingy. Pupils are wide enough for me to crawl into the windows of her soul and steal some of her nicely soiled panties! Panty raid!! :roll_eyes:

So, she’s explaining things, I’m noticing the pupils, and then comes the flushing. So, what was the M&M to do with someone who has a SMALL DIAMOND engagement ring on her finger, and he’s not really interested, but is enjoying the hell out of the visit and THE SIGHTS??? He runs his tongue … slooooooowly … around his entire lips … TWICE! And where did her eyes go? You guessed it! They followed M&M’s tongue all around his lips … TWICE! … as she talked. A-fuukin-mazing!!

Something strange happened. What? I have no idea! But she kept laughing as she explained things … batteries, cleaning, ordering more batteries. It was as though someone was whispering funny stuff in her ear!

The visit is over, I have my freaking hearing aiiiiiiid, and I say, "Thank you darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrling! (yes, I stretched it) Stay beautiful." She says, “You’re welcome. Have a nice day.”

I walk out of her office, and I feel someone following me. I turn around, and she’s walking me back to the exit! She didn’t do that my last visit!! Helloooooooooo! As I walk through the double doors, she says, “See you later! Have a nice day!” That was kind of strange, so I checked my pocket to see if I still had my wallet. Then it dawned on me … I don’t carry a wallet! :cool: I run to the little boys room and beat off! Nawh, I’m just kidding, but I was going to, but the stalls were packed!!! :cool:

PART TWO:

I stop to get a bite to eat. Chocolate coated, 30 something, JUICY phat lips! We’re talking NAKED TWISTER material, people!!! :roll_eyes:

I sit at the counter, give her my order, explain a few things about my 6 scrambled eggs and cheese. I’m reading a paper while I’m waiting, and she’s washing dishes in front of me, staring at me. “If you’re thinking about robbing me, I’m broke.” She laughs, and says, “No, I wouldn’t do that.” “That’s not what they said in WalMart!” She laughs and says, “They were talking about me in WalMart!? What did they say?” “For a free cheeseburger, I’ll tell you.” “You’re not gonna get me fired. I just started working here!” “If you’re trying to give me that excuse, 'cause you think I’m gonna take burnt toast, you’re seriously mistaken, pal!” She laughs, hands me my food, and goes back into the kitchen.

So I say to the short-order cook, “Do I get eating supplies, or is this a finger joint?” He laughs, and says, “She didn’t give you a fork? I don’t know where her mind is today.”

I’m eating, and she comes out, she’s doing up my receipt and looking at me**. “If that’s my ticket, you sure are doing a lot of typing. I will not pay 50 bucks for 6 eggs and cheese, and some raisin toast!” She laughs, “65 bucks.”**

I say, “Can I get a free refill of water?” She grabs my glass, and as she grabs it, I say, “I’d like a piece of pie, too, please.” She puts the glass down, brings me my pie, looks and me, and says, “I guess you need a fork, too?” “And how much did you pay for your crystal ball? Mine doesn’t work like that!” She laughs, hands me a fork, and tries to walk off. “I still want my free glass of water, please. Do I have to tip you when I’m done?” She laughs, again, “Yes.”

Don’t know what to make of that whole exchange … MX414, or chocolate girl was a blond before she was reincarnated. No offense to the blonds of the forum … JUST JOKING. :roll_eyes:

I hope a new LARGE supply of this group of goodies are in the oven, 'cause I’m gonna hate to run out, and not ever see it again. :cool:

THE END. That was a lot of typing, dimmit!!!:o

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MX414: SO THAT’S HOW YOU LOST 20 POUNDS! :roll_eyes:

Had to go check to see if my automobile was ready today. Getting some major work done. It t’was not ready! :angry:

2 sprays: one to each side of the neck, smeared with the back of the hands. John, please tell me more of this is in the oven. :o

I’m in the garage talking to one of the maintenance men about my ride. We discuss things, and things are looking good. I walking in to see what’s the charge, and pass me, walks a lady of the Caucasian kind, 40 maybe, I wouldn’t do her … UNLESS … she got me drunk and asked me nicely. :roll_eyes:

Hi! How have you been? What the!?!?!? I don’t know this lady.

Hi! I’m fine, thanks. How have you been?

I’m fine, too!

This was in passing.

I’m at the desk, and she comes back into the office. I do not know how I became her friend, but as she talked to the manager, her conversation came to me. Before I knew it, she said, “I feel good. I lost 20 pounds, and I can tell the difference.” “How did you lose it.” “Watching my diet, and lots of sex. I’m being honest. I got a new man, and everything’s great!” “Get on top and work it off, then! Good job!” I don’t know why I said that. I think the word SEX triggered it. :roll_eyes:

Nope! I didn’t take her in the little boy’s room and do her. The story ends here. :stuck_out_tongue:

Still … I’m loving this MX group! :wink:

More! More! We want more! I want more! Get it in the store! P’wease!!! :smiley:

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Ya damn skippy!!!

Can/will someone behind the curtains, with the special entrance badges, in the know, say if this mix is gonna make another appearance SOONEST? :o

I just used my last THREE sprays of MX414 today; and even though nothing spectacular happened … I got a delicious hug from my favorite elderly lady; and as we stood there hugging at HER CASHIER, she says, “YOU’RE GONNA GET ME FIRED,” but didn’t let me go. And yes, I do mean elderly; and yes, she’s the ONLY one on planet Earth that could see me NAKEEEEEEED! :roll_eyes:

I walk into my favorite gas station, and the manager’s there. Slim, blue eyes, bi, and I would so do her. I keep a packet of Sweet and Sour sauce in my pocket JUST IN CASE she makes that mistake! Yum!

Anyway, I ask for a lottery ticket, but I asked for the wrong one, so I had to get two tickets. I say, “THANKS FOR CONFUSING ME, AND MAKING ME BUY TWO TICKETS!” She laughs, and says, “M TO THE M, I LOVE YOU.” :open_mouth: Every time I see her, I have on something of the mones department; and I sho hope you experts are right about the dilated pupils, 'cause that’s the first thing I look for on her when I walk in and she’s there. Those buggers are nicely enlarged by the time I leave! Slip into the windows of her soul, kiss, suck and lick her body from the inside, leave a note, “THE M TO THE M WAS HERE!,” leave her a chocolate chip cookie, and slip back out, I WOULD!!! Yes, when she said that, I wet my pants!!! Rushed out of the store, got home, and was gonna so choke my chicken, but I remembered I had spilled some hot sauce on my hands earlier, and I couldn’t risk THE BURN! :o

Was it the doing of MX414? :frowning: I’m not qualified to give you that answer, but I am qualified to KNOW that I want MORE … LOTS MORE … just in case! :wink:

Anyone? :cool:

Anyone? :cool:

Will there be another LARGE SUPPLY coming out anytime soon?

Anyone? :cool:

ZEE END