He just started high school and all ready they are swarming around him. Phone calls all the time, Giggling girls outside the house. Yesterday I watched two walk by our house at least 16 times. I know they are not just passing by, we live in the woods practically. Still I was surprised he asked a girl out then I found out she approached him and asked him out.
I dont know if I am ready for little girls to be pursuing my baby. My older son is shy so he didn’t start dating till he was around 18 but my younger one attracts girls like bee’s to honey. Even as a toddler little toddler girls hung on him. My mother thinks its funny cause she says he is the male version of me. My dad had to chase many a boy out of the yard when he would catch them throwing stones up at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. We didn’t have cell phones LOL
To make matters worse, he came down stairs yesterday after his shower and I smelled something very familiar. I said “Have you been in my closet?” My son… “Nope” Mom takes a closer sniff… Have you been into my pheromones ??? “Nope” … I am using daddies pheromones http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_1.gif. He has been using a half spray of AMMO almost since the beginning of the school year. How can this be, How can the goddess of pheromones not have picked up on this before now. How I ask you!!! LOL
I dont believe in 14 year olds using pheromones at least not anone containing pheromones LOL Ishine IO CTTM, maybe but not AMMO. I asked him why he used 1/2 a spray and he said because a whole one dosnt work. Obviously he is paying attention when I am on the phone with steveO LOL (by the way he thinks I am talking to the guy from that jackass show, snort ) I keep telling him there not the same guy. The AMMO is getting locked up. Maybe my son to LOL either that or there will be alot of female salamanders running around CT. Poof
Sorry for the rant, just needed a shoulder to cry on and my husbands shoulder is to puffed up with male pride in his ladies man son right now to be sympathetic LOL
LOL Tish!!! This is so funny. Smart kid!!! I like his honesty and spark. I love him already!! This kid is taking after you…LOL . I am sure dad is so happy, so proud…LOL.. A little scary for mom but I am sure he will be O.K. I think this kid got some real good instincts, a sharp mind and real good hearing (listening to your phone conversations…LOL). Would you be adversed to giving him some pheromones that have a friendly social kick versus sexual? It seems a shame to quench his adventurous, gutsy nature.
I remember those days when my son was a teenager. Teenage girls sometimes are not so subtle.
Your son seems to be an observant young lad. Perhaps he can share some reports here, if his mom will let him. We often get younger people asking for advice so a teenage perspective might be valuable.
Besides, how effective was locking up the liquor cabinet?
Probably because 1.25 mcg’s of None, or total phero count of 3.75 mcg’s does nothing for you. Again a smart kid that knows how to fly under mommies radar!
Hmm, so it’s do as we say, not as we do. Now what kinda role model are you being for the poor kid Tisha?
Hey I’m proud of the kid too! He hears about mommy getting lots of attention using these litlte blue bottles of magic, knows daddy has them too, and decides to jack daddy’s stash to get some of his own attention!
OK, and just to sympathethize with you a bit, while I don’t have any kids I do know it can be hard for a mother to watch her little boy growing up, especially when they think they’re doing so to fast.
Need help finding him a chastity belt? Or, a little salt peter in his morning cereal might be just the ticket you’re looking for.
I didnt say he can never do it, just not at 14, It can mess with puberty and I dont want that. I want him to have a nice natural puberty like all the other boys LOL
No I know some fine little girl will steal him away and have her way with him eventually. I believe more in arming him with information then locking him. That was just my moment of panic above LOL My boys ask there father the basic sex questions. I remember when my oldest started dating and he was on his way out the door and I mentioned condoms to him and he was like “Yeah yeah mom me and daddy had the sex talk”. My parting shot was, “oh good, I hope he told you how to do it right” He was back in the door in minutes LOL "what do you mean right, there’s a wrong way ? " LOL
Its true he is LOL His older brother is a carbon copy of his father, They look alike and act alike as well as like all the same things. Bri is more like me. He loves nature and would rather be out hunting eye of newt or mugwort with me then racing cars at the track. I am in for a rough next 5 years I think LOL I just know my parants are loving this.
Well he ought to be off at school about now. Feel to delete this later if you need to Tisha.
How about this? Get him a nice neroli cologne and one of whatever that smell is in Ammo. Have his Dad give it to him ‘becuase he is old enough’. And becuase ‘he needs to stay the hell out of everybody else’s stuff’ You might go so far as to rinse out a couple of your old bottles and refill 'em. Maybe you could even pull it off in unlabeled atomizers.
He will not be able to tell the difference. He has by this time already got 90%+ of what it takes to get girls. He has the confidence and probably a book of phone numbers. Maybe lacking that last 10% slow him down just a little.
I’m gonna take some apples out to my horse and tell her how much i love her and how glad i am that she isn’t a kid.
LOL Now I know why he is sitting on the porch waiting for the mail.
He dosnt read it but he is in the same room as me alot when I post and I know he has good eyes LOL I am sure he has read some of it while I post because I told him he can play with Instant Shine and he told me he overloaded his neurotransmitters yesterday LOL.
He knows what each one can do because he asks me all the time. I have a stash you wouldnt believe LOL Plus he likes to be my wingman when we go shopping. Its kinda cute. “Ewwww here comes one mom and look at the stupid look on his face” (snort) ROFL.
He will be a expert in no time. I still am not ready for some girl to steal him from me.
Funny to see how we can react to someone-we-love’s curiosity and intelligence.
3 days ago, my girlfriend saw me taking something out of my trousers pocket and keep it in my hand holding my shirt… not easy to answer “what were you hiding?”
Luckily, being a magician, I told her it was a magic accessory that I might show her one day… which she doesn’t wanna know about !
But do explain to it that it is a product for adults and not appropriate for a 14yo. Then again, that would likely be counterproductive. As much as you would hate it, he probably wants all the girls at school, the teachers and the hot twentysomething neighbour to lust after him…and possibly take advantage of his innocence.
Yeah, the do as I say don’t do as I do thing does not work.
Maybe just send him to the forums, he can be an asset to all the other young boys here. Maybe the older guys here can also talk to him about waiting with sex until he is ready and in love and about the importance of adequate protection.
Know that even if he gets a girlfriend, he will still be your child. As for now, he lives in your house and your cooking is way better than any teen girl’s.
Mmm…definitely the protection part..dunno about the waiting and love parts though. Considering most guys are here to score..though I’m sure there are exceptions. Hell, some guys don’t even have a choice as far as they see it, they’ve been waiting for long enough.
Man..I wish I could eat my mom’s cooking right now.
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_1.gif. He has been using a half spray of AMMO almost since the beginning of the school year. How can this be,
How can the goddess of pheromones not have picked up on this before now. How I ask you!!! LOL
) I keep telling him there not the same guy. The AMMO is getting locked up. Maybe my son to LOL either that or there will be alot of female salamanders running around CT. Poof
. I am sure dad is so happy, so proud…LOL.. A little scary for mom but I am sure he will be O.K. I think this kid got some real good instincts, a sharp mind and real good hearing (listening to your phone conversations…LOL). Would you be adversed to giving him some pheromones that have a friendly social kick versus sexual? It seems a shame to quench his adventurous, gutsy nature.
