On Becoming a Walking Chemical Factory

I goofed and sprayed too much product on myself. I know this because, generally speaking…

If YOU can smell you for more than 30 minutes, you have overdosed. And I can smell me from 10 feet away.

I was going to report more on subsequent events of today regarding a super hottie in my journal but, decided to delay it simply because if I went outside with all of the fragrances currently oozing from my pores, they’d have to call in Jack Bauer to evacuate 3 city blocks. Don’t light any matches within 1000 square feet of me please!

I’m sure this kind of thing has happened to others before. In your zeal and excitement in trying out new combinations, you’ve overdosed and smell like a potpourri chemical bombing raid.

Also, it looks like I’m one of those blokes who is susceptible to “fragaches” (new word! I made it up!), which is a fragrance headache.

Wow… wait. Am I being witty here? That’s not always the case. Damnit. I think these mones may be helping me tap into a resource I thought was long buried - FUN PLAYFULNESS.

I just noticed it. I’m chatting concurrently with someone on AIM and this playfulness has come out.

Interesting… perhaps the IO is making some of that come out…

Anyone know of any putatives or consumer stuff that has the effect of bringing out quick wit? Thinking on your feet? I have a hunch the 5 million IO sprays I applied today have something to do with the playfulness.

Anyway, rambling. Yeah, don’t overdose on mones. Not only will you be attacked by gorillas (not the nice kind), but you could take out a small building if someone tries to light the pilot on their stove because it went out due to spilling spaghetti on it.

I don’t know what that was. :confused:

What did you exactly OD on?

I sprayed a whole bunch of mones which led to too much fragrance. It would have been distracting in normal conversation… or for anyone living in Argentina (I’m in Massachusetts).

Hey at least you learned a valuable lesson.

We’ve all done it, TRUST ME.

I just want to know how you get 10 feet away from yourself to smell the mones? THAT’s FUCKING AWESOME!

RAD philosophy of the day: No matter where you go, there you are.

You found it had attracted angry gorillas? Awesome, I’ve been looking for a combo with that effect. What was your mix? Tonight’s gonna be kinky. :wink:

Truly!

My theory is it made me delirious and induced an out-of-body experience wherein I got to smell myself. :smiley:

My mix for the day is listed in my journal (see sig) but here it is:

A314 - 4 drops, 1 on each side of Adam’s apple, 1 on each wrist
Ammo - 2 sprays, one on chest and Adam’s apple
IO - 2 sprays - one on the top of each hand
Instant Shine - 1 spray back of neck

A few hours later, I applied 2 more sprays of IO and one spray of Ammo. It ended up being too much for my “oldfactory” sense.

Doesn’t seem like that much to me. I really can’t see the extreme OD that you mention. Only the A314 looks out of whack to me, but everybody is different. I don’t wear that much A314.

I agree it’s only the A314 that seems high… although if this is over the course of a whole day I could see this being perfect… for me 2 in the morning and 2 after work or at night is just about perfect, especially if I take a shower after work. Ammo 2sprays = great.. io - you could go even higher with IO and not be too worried about it. Honestly this isn’t all that bad and don’t think you’re ODing at least.

I have been thinking about ordering a few things fragrance-free simply for the fact that when I first apply a mix… lets say 2 drops a314… 2 sprays normal ammo… and 2 sprays IS… I feel like I’m waaaaay too smelly for a while. Now this doesn’t last forever but I’d say for the first 30 min I smell a bit much. All Neroli scent.

So what hits did you get from this hotty you were talking about? :slight_smile:

Let me clarify - I don’t know if I ODed on mones (perhaps), because I really didn’t go out and test. I definitely ODed on fragrance, however. I was distracted by my own scent and smelled like I got hit with a fruitbasket on crack.

Yes, it’s that smelly part I was originally talking about, sorry if I wasn’t clear. I think there is a required cooldown period for the scents. You don’t want them to act as repellent.

The hits I got from the hottie were lots of smiles, giggles, laughing, flirting. I teased her a lot about not saying hit to me when I saw her on the street. I’m pretty sure the IO is responsible for some of the magnified flirting from myself. I feel much more witty when using it, I believe.

I basically just teased her a lot. I told her she got out of her car and I said hello, but ignored me. She said she didn’t remember and asked me “What car?”

I said “Well, I hope it was YOURS! Unless you were stealing something from a car that didn’t belong to you, criminal!”

She cracked up and was having a blast.

Then I had to go. Will follow up with more in my journal.

I’ve done equally worse if not more Like
A314 2-3 drops
MX 297 4 sprays
MX 391 1 spray
IH 2x 4 sprays
IS 4 spray

I know for a fact that large doses of IO and IS will make me outlandish, witty, and loud, so that sounds about right

Holy Moles in a Hole, Batman! I think you just created IOMGMYN - Instant Oh My God My Nostrils.

I’m looking at your signature, your repository. :open_mouth::open_mouth::open_mouth:

Must have! Preciousssss!

Yeah I smelt like a neroli monster for an hour but the extra socials on top of those heavy duty stuff like 314, MX297 & 391 really helped. To sum up that evening briefly… She said to me .. “take me home” … and I am not even dating her yet

detailed reports laters once I am done sampling with UF project

Dosent matter how much you throw on yourself, give an hour the smell tapers off. Just take care while using stuff containing anone rest have a higher threshold so OD risk is not as much