ROFL! so like at 6 rounds we’d hit a minute?
So much for a thread where men have to do all the work…
I would tell her to “pray” over it, and if god feels she deserves a larger penis… he will give it to me for her. If not, she is concerned too much about material things and therefore going to hell…
well.. not really, I would never say that… but would be funny as hell AHHAHA
Damn instant shine…High soooo high…
Hahaha, oh my gosh, what a good rejoinder!
I really like this one, because it speaks to the shallow silliness of not being satisfied no matter what you get. And prayer does work, in my experience, although I have never applied it to something as inane as that.
Reps!
Wow, I guess I could have several of you at once and not get any complaints. 
Just gotta figure out how 
10 seconds seems like an awful long time though. 
I was going to ask what herbs, creams, or potions you were using to get a full 10 seconds. I have been maxing out at around 9 here lately.
it’s only worse when they ask “is it in yet?” and you are already done…
LOL Thanks moonwhisper, your a Doll Love ya 
Or, you can do me whenever you’re ready! 
You guys are hilarious.
I remember the last girl I was with, by the time she said “is it in yet?” I was already getting dressed. I wanted Subway.
Hey, Subway is good man! Nothing wrong with a good sandwich after “I tried” sex!
I got smacked and yelled at for getting dressed to go that quickly.
Then I learned to at least lay there and cuddle with her for a little bit! if you are lucky you can slip another in without her realizing it.
Have been with more women from more backgrounds than I have memory capacity… EVERY age (including lusty old grannies),women with no kids, one kid, multiple kids… non-english speakers, from the darkest licorice black to the palest porcelain white, diminutive sprites to hulking amazons,… idiots, mediocrities, geniuses… society gals to earth mamas… everything with two x chromosomes, of legal age, and the human genome…
The Lessons Are:
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Attitude is everything.
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Attitude is everything. The right attitude is this: you are completely turned on being in this specific reality moment with this specific person.
You find the expanse of skin before your endlessly fascinating. You are magnetically drawn to every exquisitely sensitive nerve ending and you instinctively understand the exact pressure and quality of touch to perfectly stimulate that nerve ending. -
You perception of shared social space is everything… you are totally “in time” and associated with this moment as it unfolds. The outside world disappears. This is an absorbing mystical experience. It has cosmic overtones. You don’t permit any interruptions on any level. There’s nothing to prove. You aren’t competing with anybody or anything. Each pussy is the most delicious, magical pussy ever.
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You educate yourself. Like by purchasing a few books on the art of massage, sensual and otherwise. You get your massage chops up to pro level. It gets ridiculous. Sodomizing some delirious goddess WHILE giving her the best spinal massage she’s ever had is memorable. Her last boyfriend probably didn’t do that for her and she’s too embarrassed to ask. One can’t discuss such matters in bible study group. But we all know that Jesus would be chill with it…
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The mental space is free of hang-ups, neuroses, social judgments, constricted freaky worldviews, tormenting guilt, Calvinistic angst, need for humiliation, need for domination, other f.u. control games… in other words you’re free to maximally just be in the moment…
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a propos of the other thing about learning states… there is a profound subtext of learning… that this encounter with this person carries with it some valuable new knowledge about life… it has meaning.
Trust me on this, once you get that state of awareness going, you’re almost amnesiac to the penis… its’ an equal, evenly distributed part of a total body-mind process.
on the other hand… or…
Man spends 6 years injecting silicone into his PENIS • videosift.com
The two things I’ve noted about penis size and women are …
After spending millions on lotions, pumps and pills … you’re stuck with what you have!
Women … some like the man they call HORSE, and there are those that like the man called Grasshopper; and most will never tell you … IT’S JUST TOO SMALL. But … you’ll know something’s wrong when you never hear from them again. No, it wasn’t because of your hair!
ATTITUDE is the crown of a KING DINGALING, should you be sporting a 10 incher or a 2 incher. 
THE END
I hate those fakers that go, “OOH! OOOO! AHHHH! OOOOH! BRING IT HOME DADDY! KNOCK IT OUT THE PARK, WILLY! BRING THE BULL! BRING THE BULL! OH MY GAWD! 911! 911!” As calmly look them in the face, and say, “HEY! EXCUSE ME! CAN YOU WAIT TIL I PUT IT IN?”
Is this like, Penis Week or something? 
All I can say is
I got the biggest dick in the world!.. a mere 29 inches long and 15 inches girth.
There are large object fetishists… one, errrr, instructive vid was making the rounds… the gal was obsessed with the biggest dildo known… they custom cast it for her… obscene blue silicone thing, about two feet long and 7 inches diameter… took two guys to hold the mighty totem in position, she got it part way in…
Ah… here we go… a visit to the old dildo factory… the one that Charles Dickens wrote about
DON’T WATCH THIS IF YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO HAVE A SENSITIVE NATURE.. IT IS AS GRAPHIC AS IT GETS…
but you won’t have any more doubts left… ever.. I give you my sincere promise..
Eeeew!!!
Double eeeeeeeewww!!!
I’ll take your word for it 