Hello to all here, i have make this emergency thread as i have a serious dilemma that is bugging me badly right now & it is driving me nuts 
Lady Tisha, SteveO, my phero buddies or anybody help!!!
So, uhm, what’s the dilemma?
Do you need a personal loan? A massage? Advice about grad school or how to change a diaper? Spill it, inquiring minds want to know.
the answer is 42
whats wrong?
Lol at Josef.
But seriously what is the issue? Are you expecting PMs? I’m not sure how we can help you if you don’t present the problem.
peanuts?
I am here Phat, but you need to tell me what the problem is or I cant help. 
Tisha
He forgoted
You’re suppose to kiss her first!
Keep kissing her … she’ll show you where she hides the goodies!
Huh what do you mean there M&M? And Josef what do you mean 42? Well golemmbarbarr, i did not forget but i just don’t know how to explain this dilemma that i’m having now as it is very complicated i repeat very complicated!!! I think i’m going nuts soon as i have been thinking about it…
STOP THINKING and start talkin’
or you’re going to be left with 42, which by the way, is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and Everything.
yea phatsounds it looks like everyone is willing to help but we gotta know what the problem is!
Got it, now that is a dilemma. The answer is…
But seriously, if you want help or advice, we need to understand the problem or dilemma
Do what I do Phat: Take a Big glass of water and two Ibuprofen before I go to bed to minimize the hangover.
Unless of course its that thing! You’ll need to get a shot my friend and stay away from that place. The last time it turned purple and then orange before it finally fell off. It was a good thing I had some duck tape around. You don’t realize how many ducks it takes to get good tape out of either!
Naw, maybe he just lost it - Detachable Penis
Eld, I really thought the peanuts were going to do it. Then i thought we might have go to pastachios, maybe even macadamias. Turns out he’s a really tough nut to crack.
We’re going to have to go in with the oil. Sorry Phats, but you’ve left us with no choice. 1 full pint of a good quality peanut oil. Don’t play with it. Just drink it all down and spill your guts. In a few minutes your other problems will seem small by comparison.
Eldros and I really do have your best interests at heart. We’re try to save you from the enemas.
PS In this case, you might want to be facing into the wind.
Penis, who was talking about penises?
NOT peanut oil, those damned omega -6s will melt your spleen and give you hiccups, canola oil is the way to go. 
Naw, seriously Phats, good luck with whatever is bothering you. If you need us buddy you know where we are!
You’re having problems on how to make her horny, yes? 
OR!
You don’t know where her poonany is? 
OR!
You kissed a guy and you like-dit-it? 