Yup you guessed it this is post 2000!
Perhaps one day I will reach that level of attentivness and brilliance..WAY TO GO! CONGRATS! I am continually excited to read your 2000 posts of knowledge! 
awesome SteveO! This is my 250th
You’re at 2007 right now. No more posting till the new year 
Yep, my passion too! Anybody got the antidote?
antidote? … no antidote for YOU!!!
sprays Mark with “Instant Bronco Bull”…
Mark is forced to endure hit after hit from undulating, hot bullsmacked babes…poor Mark…spritz…spritz…spritz…
(Congrats SteveOOOOO!)
hes at 2009 now, he blew it
OK, now I’m scared 
What the hell is Instant Bronco Bull? And I’m not so sure I wanna attract hot bullsmacked babes, sounds like they might just tear me up. 
WHAT?? A big 'ol bronco buster like you can’t handle a couple lilltle bullsmacked babes? They don’t stand a chance!
Just hang on Baby, and keep 911 on speed dial!
Remember, you’re naturally hot!!!
But if you NEED help just call on the big guns, SteveO, Pheonix, Mohammad, and that Buscuit Boy! Think ya’ll can help out Mark…he’s aaascared… !
Bella
Ok, if they’re little bullsmacked babes that’s different. I was picturing a 400 pound samurai woman winking at me
400lbs??? Whew! Now I"M scared!!!
Just remember, a wink can’t crush you!
Besides, you look fast on your feet to me…RUN!!!
Naw, I think I can handle a little bullsmacked babe. Besides, she sounds kind of intriguing now. Guess I’m gonna have to go out and find her.
word up! this is my 300th post!!!