hey everyone
I have a question that concerns me a great deal. Do any of these products affect your urine samples, and if so should i tell the collecter of said samples?
sam…
Pheromones are produced naturally in the body. They aren’t controlled substances so they should not affect any toxicology screen.
Diane
so i should be fine 
But stay away pastry products with poppy seeds…
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Yeah, just had to quote this one with emphasis. Drug tests nowadays will pick up the absolute slightest traces of whatever, and poppy seed muffins will ding you for sure. It could be a Boeing urband legend or it could be for real, but I once heard of a guy who got into an accident at work, and per policy, he had to be screened for drugs at the hospital. Apparantly he ate a couple poppyseed muffins at lunch and tested hot for opium. Ended up having to go to drug awareness training and now has it on his record.
-D4
I thought the Boeing Engineer that died from horse intercourse was an urban legend. At times reality becomes more bizarre than well crafted fiction.
What was this thread about again? Ah yes pheromones and drug tests. Nothing to worry about. If you’re a professional athlete they might discover elevated Testosterone levels. But there is much debate if pheromones are able to even achieve this so it’s merely a speculative basis. Until the scientific community gets off it’s ass and actually really studies this sort of thing.
Ah, actually it has been proven that copulins will elevate testosterone levels in heterosexual men.
No that’s absolutely true. He worked in the same building as I at one time, though not at the same time. Died of internal hemorrhaging from a perforated colon.
You’ve got that right!
-D4
Maybe, maybe not.
Personally, I never violate my livestock without a condom. Don’t want my wife to get a whiff of horsey cops on the old tally-whacker.
Besides, what if I got her pregnant? What an ugly child… 
Uh, if you read it the right way, you’d know it was the horse that violated the boeing dude, not the other way around – and he died from it. Not exactly a laughing matter. If I remember, it was some kind of kink club farm where all kindsa bad stuff was happening. Man! Those guys musta been hella bored.
Diane
So I’m safe then? 
Sorry Diane, I have a lot of respect for what you say (You’re one of my favorite posters on here) , but I find it incredibly amusing.
Fucked by a horse or fucked a horse, makes no difference to me. The guy was almost as screwed up as a pedophile in my book.
Don’t mean to offend, but I can’t seem to muster up much sympathy for him or anyone else involved except maybe to his family and the animals.
To me, the saddest part is the fact that it took until 2006 to make bestiality illegal in Washington.
Do agree with you though, they must have been some kind of bored out there…
Yeah, imagine my embarassment when I was talking to my mother in Georgia one day and she asks me “Do you know where… Enumclaw, WA is?” I KNEW where she was going, since the news was less than a week old at the time.
I don’t mean to make light of the tragic events either, but it’s given me a bit of ammo to fire back when people give me shit for being Southern. When they make jokes implying incest, I snap back with “Well, we may keep in in the family, but we NEVER involve our livestock!”.
-D4
No offense taken. I too have a low opinion of perverts. But, I still don’t think the loss of a life is amusing, especially such a painful and humiliating death. IMO all those guys who enabled and encouraged this should be put up against the wall. The fact that this was a very popular place is astounding, and that they vidoetaped all these episodes and shared them… zomg! What ever happened to common human decency?
No, I’m not tolerant.
So Washington finally made bestiality illegal, huh? Well, that only leaves 13 States where it is still legal. Appalling!
Diane
you mean Amy Winehouse?
LOL… 
Our pee contains androsterone naturally
and also est in pregnant ladies