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Field Reports & Anecdotal Experience Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports
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First off, a VERY BIG THANKS to Carrie :smiley:

I took Carries advice to go to my important meeting that I cannot really give additional information as there are lawyers involved and a lawsuit.

I was afraid no one was really reading these posts, but my faith has been renewed. I am grateful to all those who have helped me on this wonderful journey. The God of Happiness is smiling from ear to ear today and is so pleased with my transmogrification into a lean, sex machine (OK I exaggerate about the sex but what guy doesn’t) and thus securing the world from doom. Happy is the world.

Today in Memphis it is sunny and 62 degrees. It’s been pretty damn cold outside for the past two weeks at the freezing mark. I was pretty certain all the chatter about global warming and the impending flooding of most of the world from the runoff of the melting glaciers and polar caps, was crap due to the extreme cold. I believed that Al Gore was completely off the mark and soon the entire earth would be as frozen solid as Siberia mid-December. I guess I was wrong and thank goodness for that. I enjoy heat and there would be nothing wrong with reclaiming all the land that’s been lost to frozen tundra’s. So what a few penguins would have to buy sun tan lotion. I like the warm weather and with all the extra water there would be plenty of new swimming holes for itsy bitsy bikini clad girls to bare skin at.

I still don’t understand what all this global warming hype is about.

OK SO it’s gorgeous outside and I take Carries advice and about 30 minutes before I arrived I spray 2 shots of A314 to my wrists, 1 shot of Instant Openness, and one of Instant Honesty to wrists. I spray 2 shots of Shine to my front neck and drive off to my appointment. I notice that whenever I spray the Shine I have a definite sense of feeling a bit high. At first I put it off to the Lortab that I sometimes take for a serious accident I got involved in, but not today. Today I had taken no medicines so I know it was the shine. I also noticed that my driving became more aggressive, I even yelled a few times at other drivers, but at the same time I was also more fluid. It was as if I glided in and out of traffic without any effort and whenever there was a jam-up I became agitated. I believe it was the A314 changing my attitude to one which stated I shouldn’t have to wait for traffic. Don’t these people realize who I am?

I was a little apprehensive about this meeting and every time I go to this professional’s office I have to try and practice what I’m going to say and do. It’s a very important visit and I need to be honest with him, but not get carried away where it could adversely affect the lawsuit. Today I found myself very calm, relaxed and never once did I even think about what I was going to say or do. My actions and words were smooth and cohesive to what I needed to accomplish. The professional person was so agreeable to what I wanted to do he didn’t even hesitate but wrote out exactly what I had asked for and even suggested to me a few things I could do to help advance my position. This person actually works for the “other side”!

He is a good person generally, but he is being paid by the other side. I don’t believe he would ever act unethical, but he certainly made it apparent that he was routing for me today. It was truly amazing what transpired in that office.

I headed out the door and I was on my way. I rode the elevator down and shared it with a young lady and her grandparents I suppose. She paid a lot of attention to me, but never said anything. We coincidently parked right next to each other and as I got into my truck she gave me a big smile and nod like she was approving me. I don’t believe she was much older than about 17 or 18, but the way they make kids look these days, for all I know she could have been 13. I didn’t care though I was on top of the world as I drove off.

I decided I needed a Diet Dr. Pepper to celebrate my victory against the evil people that tried to hold me down in life and freedom. It was the first time in about 10 months I actually could breathe a sigh of relief. Victory was sweet and I could nearly see the end of a long and nasty war. The God of Happiness, partnered with the God of Love and Good Fortune has defeated the headless monstrosity that attempted to devastate my life and existence.

I pulled up to the store and the owners daughter was not there, which I suffered inside for, but I still got her number which I plan to use tonight. I bought my Diet Dr. Pepper and headed off to my home to bask in my personal victory. Ahh life is good.

I will say this, there is absolutely not a doubt in my mind that unequivocally pheromones work wonders. I am a full believer and would say to others that these words, my experiences stand as testament to those very powers of pheromones and the life altering effects they have had on me as of so far. I just can’t wait for the sexual ones to really get going. I’ve definitely experienced a success with all of the ones I have bought and look forward to even more wild experimentation.

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steveo - hows the women comming along?

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Tomorrows another day. I did make a call to the owner of the store’s daughter. That went well, but I’m sleepy and I just finished coding a monsterous program for my C++ class so my fingers are sore.

Godnight and sleep well

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I’m wearing 2 sprays ammo, 3 Instant Shine, 3 Instant Female Magic

Well I have finally got time to sit down and write about today’s fascinating events. I’m a little bushed (err tired that is) but I’ll do my best to lay it all out. Today, by every standard of my pheromone use so far was the absolute best, with spectacular results to report. I must give a special praise to the Happiness God, The God of Remembering Very Important Stuff to Have An Extra One Of With You, and the God of the Perfect Circumstance, as well as the God of Nah I think I’ll Go The Other Way Instead. All Hail the Gods.

Sorry if I get long winded, but I have a real lot to report.

I believe I mentioned my meeting yesterday went well. My attorney called today and everything worked out perfectly in my favor, so looks like steveo will be buying a new jeep and maybe a new house :smiley:

That was icing on the cake though. I went to my previous employer to ask my parents next door neighbor (not “the girl” she comes later) where my High-Definition TiVo was? This girl has been living by my mom and dad since they moved there. She is married, two great kids, an awesome husband who I am very good friends with and she is a babe herself. She is married and I do have scruples.

She runs a company warehouse and is very business like, and has gained the reputation of being a total bitch, because she doesn’t take anyone’s shit. She never really talks for long when I visit her there. Today she comes over in her tight blue-jeans and t-shirt and I swear to you she did not want me to leave. We talked for about a good 45 minutes, which as I said is unheard of. There was actually a point that I could see her nipples getting hard through her shirt as she twirled her hair and her eyes glazed over. She is not like this at all, she does flirt, but she was visibly aroused. I would never even consider her other than a friend though as she loves her family to much. If it wasn’t for that I probably think I could have slept with her in a hot second.

She did not want me to leave and was holding onto my arm with a come take me in a corner somewhere look on her face. I managed to get away, but I doubt if I stayed I could have controlled my urge. It’s tough when you have a babe begging you with pouty lips to stay with her.

SO I run into another girl I know there who works in the front office. This girl and I usually flirt with each other so I figure she would be a good test. I’m wondering if my magic pheromones will cause every woman to react differently. I say hi and close the door behind me. It’s a small tight space and she turns around to chat with me. After about 5 minutes of chatting I can see her facial expressions changing to something like “what’s going on here?” She starts to get antsy in her seat and moves around a bit, then abruptly stands up. I ask if I should be leaving and she practically shouted no.

She leans into me and presses her body into mine, while I’m thinking oh goodness she’s going for it, all the while she’s reaching behind me to get something. She sits down with a plop and opens a white photo album. Its wedding pictures, her wedding pictures from a month ago. It was like she went after them to remind herself what she was thinking was not right. She asks me if I want to look at them and I say I got to go. She didn’t say anything as I headed out. Weird reaction I think.

I head on out to the Wal Mart as I need to do some serious shopping. The Wal Mart has a GNC inside and I needed some stuff. I go inside and it’s the regular lady working. She’s always pleasant and trying to sell me new and improved stuff, but today she was psycho. She showed me everything in the store practically. Every time I tried to leave she would stand in front of me pointing something else out.

This woman is not particularly my type so it wasn’t the results I was hoping for, but I was glad it was having an even effect on every woman I came into contact with.

There was a girl, about 16, with her mom shopping down the Asian Isle where I was. It would seem when I am in the presence of younger girls they get crazy thoughts. This girl made it a point to follow me like a puppy dog. If I picked up something to read the ingredients, she picked up another of the same and stood right next to me. Finally I turned right at her, smiled, said hi and gave the old eyebrow raise (emphatically stating in a silent way: hey baby, ditch your mom and let’s go get a motel room). It worked like a charm because she turned red and hurried back to her mom. I like women, but 16 is too young, although she did look good, I couldn’t have her following me around. The rest of shopping was uneventful.

I returned home just in the nick of time to head out to that wicked, evil hot momma’s math class. The evil God of Math was cursing me all the way because I didn’t even have time to eat or grab a drink. The class is 2 hours and I would have to sit there while Mrs. Babe Teacher flaunted her sexy tight sweat suit clad body around teasing me to no end. Damn the Math God, but vengeance would be mine. Ahh the sweet taste of vengeance. It goes good with Diet Dr. Pepper too.

Teacher goes over our exams with the class. I was figuring nothing exciting was happening, that maybe my magic pheromones wore off. After all it was a good 5 hours since I sprayed myself. Maybe I would have to carry some around for extra sprays later in the day. Then I realized I was watching for amazing things and sure enough there were subtleties happening everywhere. The Asian lady was twirling her hair, the girl besides her was shifting in her seat every 3 seconds. My wicked hot babe professor called my name several times just to have me give her the answer to problems. This wouldn’t seem odd but she never calls on me because I always volunteer the answer. She would rather pick those more quiet. Then the lady who sits on the other side of the Asian lady had a problem and the teacher came over and leaned right over to help her all the while her wonderful happy but is swaying around right in front of me. She is always so careful not to do that.

Ahh no justice for me in this class. I would suffer from now until the end of the semester.

After class I’m dying of thirst so I head to get my Diet Dr. Pepper. I say to myself: “self, go the long way home so you can stop in that little store and see if your friend the owners daughter is there.” Sometimes I marvel in my genius, and today I was basking in the glow of all that is good and all that ever will be. It was a brilliant idea.

OK Let me go and grab a drink and I will be back in 26.7896 seconds to finish this up. It will all be worth it.

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41 minute drink break.. damn thats some recharging you got going on there =) you allways leave us like this steveo.. nooooooooo

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Lasttry prays to the Diet Dr Pepper gods to bring steveo back to us!!!

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So Jas…If i send you a picture…like full frontal, what you need type picture, would you be able to design my pheros around her??? Just asking, due to an outdated thread…
HH :smiley:

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OK sorry I’m back. I had to take a break to watch American Idol. Sheesh you wouldn’t want me to miss that.

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yay the Gods answered our prayers hehe

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Damme. :open_mouth: She went for the wedding pictures, she actually went for the wedding pictures!

You can consider yourself a legend, now, lad! (This is not a snide comment, it is genuine admiration. You had her grasping at straws.)

All right! Well done! :smiley:

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SO (yup I keep telling you they’re my initials) where did I leave off. Oh yeah, I head on over to the little store, but have to go out of my way like 15 minutes. I’m hoping the owner’s daughter will be there. Oh please Mighty God of Convenience please let the owners daughter be there.

We spoke on the phone last night. We talked for like 15 minutes before I told her I needed to go and watch a TV show. She was very happy to hear from me and really wanted me to come and pick her up. I’m a big American Idol fan, so I told her it was more important to me (of course I did this on purpose) than seeing her at this particular point. I said maybe after we move in together she could watch it with me. My strategy to get her even more interested in me seemed to have worked like a charm. She was practically begging to come watch it with me, but I declined her offer. She called me a couple more times after it was over, but I was sleepy. Sometimes the longer you wait the better it’s going to be.

Anyway I told her I would stop by the store, but didn’t tell her what time. She sounded excited. For the first time in a long time for me, I believe this girly-girl is showing a real interest in me. I am truly blessed by the God of Happiness. I can also tell the God of Lust and all things Sex is digging her lusty claws down my chest. She teases my soul with temptations for this girl so sure enough my jeep steers its way over. Guess what happened?

Well if you think she was there and everything worked out well, you obviously need to get a refund on your Magic 8 Ball. She wasn’t there and the girl who did work there, said she hadn’t seen her all day. Blasted venomous tramp. Perhaps I made her wait to long last night and my devious plot to make her beg to hang with the all-powerful and mighty SteveO had back-fired. I felt like I needed to call and beg for forgiveness; plead with her to take this poor wretch of a soul and have pity on me. Just as I was about to, the girl said her mother needed her to run the other store (where that is I don’t know) because someone called out sick.

I knew it all along. How could she resist the all powerful love SteveO emitted with his lusty Magic Pheromones? That’s what it had to be.

Well any hopes of a wild evening just slipped out of my hands just like that. Sometimes I wonder if the God of Lust and all things Sex really has it in for me. I think I must have fantasized about her daughter Jennifer “Love” Hewitt once to many times. Well there’s always sacrifice.

I begin to plot the sacrificial ritual. I will find myself a fair maiden, one who is pure in values and love. One whose values forbid her from carnal desires of lust and sex. I shall wear massive doses of my Lusty Magic Pheromones and seduce her. A sacrifice to my God of Lust and all things Sex. Surely she would forgive me if I brought someone over to the dark side.

I decide to go by mom and dads to check on them. They’re getting up there is age and sometimes I worry about them. I don’t like wearing pheromones around them as somehow I would believe my mom would have a radar device that could sniff out her sons wicked thoughts. As soon as I arrive mom starts ranting about this and that. It takes ten minutes but I need to leave. I cannot allow the fiendish mom-dukes to ruin my day. But where can I go?

I start heading down the driveway and see some crazy person out shooting hoops. Who in their right mind would be outside in this weather (yesterday 62, today 43) shooting b-ball? It must have been an escapee from an asylum for the criminally insane. I catch a glance of long brown hair blowing in the wind. It’s a girl and she is shooting hoops (and making them) with one hand while talking on the phone with the other. I figured she was talking to the psychiatrist to keep her sanity from the howling cold. Just as I’m about to pass by she hollers my name. HUH!

Do I know this girl; I crawl to a stop, but refuse to open my window, in case she is armed. I glance, frireghtengly over. It can’t be? It really can’t be? Could it? It is! It’s “the girl!” HMMMMM!

Park the Jeep in an inconspicuous place as I wouldn’t want her nosy neighbors (my parents) wondering who she associated with. I get out and she says hi, I’ve missed you. I say it sure didn’t seem that way after you tried to butcher me with your evil vampire fangs. She apologizes for her behavior blaming it all on the alcohol. Funny how everyone always blames the alcohol.

Did I mention “the girl” is really cute? A bit taller than me though, but very long, long legs. I won’t go into too many details though about her. I say it’s freezing outside, which obviously it is, so she invites me in. I question who she lives there with. She says her family but they are away somewhere and won’t be coming home. We get inside and I take off my hat, my gloves, my long coat, my hoodie and curse the God in charge of Global Warming for not getting the job done already.

Well my friends I was wearing 2 shots of ammo, 2 Instant Female Magic and 3 of Instant Shine. I think this was the same combo that caused this lovely, long legged minx to try and hurt me last time.

My plans of sacrifice and perversion had pleased the God of Lust and all things Sex. Things started to get a little bit hot inside quickly, it’s as if the hotter and sweatier we got the more I could smell my Lusty Magic Pheromones which I guess she could smell also because she became more and more aggressive. I will say a special thank you to the God of of Remembering Very Important Stuff to Have An Extra One Of With You, because it sure came in handy when we …

I’ll leave that part to your imagination.

Did I mention how long “the girl” legs were?

I’d say all in all today was a pretty good day.

I think I’ll go call Caitlin now, then the owners daughter, then maybe I’ll finish my homework before I have to drop out of college

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OH yeah, by the way, I know Jasmin reads this and I blame it all on you for turning me towards the dark-side. I’m at least a week behind on all my homework.

Silly Jasmin, tricks are for kids, not SteveO’s

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You really think that’s what it was?

I seem to be having remarkable results with pheromones! I still wonder if it’s just my attitude though (I feel so much more alive when I wear them) that is creating all this chai. I don’t believe I’ve read of results like this on here. But they are happening so tomorrow I will decry not to wear any pheromones to see if anything different happens. This will be very difficult, but I need to see whats going on here.

Maybe the Gods really do love me? Maybe my body chemistry with my incredible 100 lbs of weight loss coupled with a great attitude, and great pheromones create heaven.

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Your just a stud mate. no doubt about it. how old are these girls again?

and do you wonder or ever worry that one of them might stumble across these posts on the net ? :slight_smile:

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Well thanks, but I am not a stud, far from it in fact. I missed out on many years by being obese so yeah, I do plan to make up on some lost ground.

“The girl” I thought was 25ish but she’s a bit younger.

OH God of Forums please never ever let any of the women I know and cherish see this or I’ll be hung.
LastTry how could you even think something as horrid as that?:confused: :frowning:

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Because i could see it happening to me!

Love your thread keep up the good work. Sounds a bit unfair to women what pheramones are doing in your case.

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steveo u rule hehe u use the excat mix i do execpt i have Turn Up The Heat then ammo good stuff we have similar results. I plan on maybe getting Instant Openness or somthin to add to my wrists aswell

3 instant shine - 1 to each side of neck and 1 to front of neck
1-2 Instant Female Magic - Back neck
half spray Turn Up The Heat - chest
:slight_smile: :slight_smile:

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This is like Gonzo, except the drugs have been replaced with pheromones!! Awesome :cool:
keep it comin SteveO

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Today was an uneventful day except a few phone calls.

Last night before falling asleep I set my alarm clock to wake me up at 6:30 am as my sister in law needed a lift to her little shop she owns. It’s the same sister in law who I had rescued after her car broke down. Turns out it wasn’t the timing after all. It’s still in the shop.

Anyway after setting the alarm clock I went to sleep, the only problem with that is I forgot to turn the damn thing on. Here I am dreaming about the wonderful adventure I had yesterday with “the girl” and all of I sudden something (perhaps an internal clock) springs me awake. I was like “what in tarnations?” I look over at the clock: It’s 8:00, I super late, just enough time to throw some sweats on and run out the door. I stop at the local convenience store to pick up some coffee. I need 20 oz of coffee or there is certain to be bloodshed. Well, well, well, of course when I look like a bum and am wearing sweats, no shower, a hat and probably smelly from my little escapade yesterday the owner’s daughter is going to be there.

I didn’t stick around to chat with her, I told her I was late, threw my dollar at her and ran out the door. As soon as I peeled out of the parking lot she calls to ask what in the hell was wrong with me. It had looked like I had just escaped from prison. I explained what had happened. She thought it was funny that I set the clock, but never turned it on. I don’t know what was so damn funny about that. I told her I’d call her later.

Anyway took my sister in law to work, but had the window down, because I’m sure I smelled funky and still had pheromones on from previous day. She is my brother’s wife and anything less than respect for her is out of the question. She was very chatty on the way to work; she usually isn’t, so maybe the pheromones were still working.

Anyway I went home, did 7 hours of make-up C++ coding homework (I coded my very first original steveo program today - YEAH) that I had put off. Jeez, with all the extraordinary pheromone magic that has happened over the last week, I actually had brain cramps. I kept telling myself I’m a geek damnit steveo. I’m a geek! Over and over so my mind wouldn’t stray to yesterday and how great of a day it was.

I wanted to wait to call “the girl” a little bit, but I didn’t want to make it seem like I didn’t care what happened, because I do. She is very cute and more importantly I think I like her. Yeah I’m a hound, but she is cool. Anyway I got a hold of her and after this post I won’t talk about her anymore. She is cool with just being friends, with benefits at first and we will see where that takes us. Did I mention how long her legs are?

I called the owners daughter and we talked for a while to. She wants to go out this weekend. I think it might be fun. I’ll keep everyone posted.

I also called Caitlin, the red head from the party. She wants to go out with me too this weekend. I told her I was busy going out with another girl, but I might be able to fit her in. She seemed very happy that I could fit her in. She also said that she has never met a guy like me that elicits such strong feeling in her. Hmmm, if only she knew.

Anyway, I still have lots of homework to do so that’s that. Sorry about the boring day, but too much to get done before I loose my geek status and turn into a real Mack daddy.

There have been a lot of forum members who think I am the Mack, or some kind of stud, but I can assure you that I am not. I’m just your average guy, who loves women. For about 15 years I have been completely removed from women because of my previous weight problem. After some soul searching, and very hard work to loose it, I changed my outlook on life and I know what I want.

I cherish my relationships, because I cherish myself and know all to well what it means to be lonely.

Ahh life is good.

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Well it’s been a heck of a Friday and looks like I’m going out to dinner as her treat. The owner’s daughter and I made some plans, so she’s taking me to a restaurant in Memphis that’s noted for all organic foods. I love eating organic stuff it’s wonderfully delicious. There’s a Wild Oats out here, but every time I go there I feel like a pauper because it’s so freaking expensive. I read somewhere (I think Wired) that the US consumes 90% of all organic foods but only creates about 12% so there is an impending crisis.

Anyway, as I’ve said a few times already, I have a little rendezvous with the owner’s daughter and I look forward to our time together. She seems pretty cool, a little too anxious to spend time with me though. This leads me to believe that she might be a stalker, but she does have a great ass, which might be cause for forgiveness. Yeah I’m a dawg, but I can live with that.

OK SO about my day: Started out at 7:30, yeah I remembered to not only set the alarm but turn it on also. I really had no reason to wake that early, but a voice (I think it might have been the God of Internal Time Clocks and Small Engine Repair) told me to rise early, so I did. My sister in law called and asked if I could give her a ride to get her car from the shop. So after doing some C++ homework (I always have a lot of C++ homework) I went over to her house. I figured I needed to get some stuff done today so I would wear some of my magic pheromones, but because she is my brother’s wife I was hesitant. My brother was a Navy Fighter Pilot so his wife is a total babe. Then I realized how much they were totally in love and I had no need to worry. SO I put on 2 shots of Instant Shine to my front neck, 2 Sprays of Instant Female Magic, one to each wrist, and two shots of Ammo, one to each wrist.

I have been having some fuel injector problems in the jeep, but it started right up. I kind of neglected to thank the God of Jeeps, for his all powerful and most excellent worthiness of Jeep love. SO away I go down the road and when I get to the stop sign I notice how the accelerator cable is a little tight. Strange!

When I arrive at my brother’s house, the accelerator is really stuck and even pressing on the gas the Jeep is revving at 3000 RPM’s still trying to go forward. I put the Jeep into neutral and gun it to try and un-stick the accelerator and it worked. Once again in my stupidity I neglected to thank the all powerful and all seeing, oh wonderful, greatness God of Jeeps for his mighty wisdom. BIG mistake. I turn off the jeep and sure enough it won’t start again. I can see the gas (@ $2.09/gallon) pouring out of the injectors. I curse and now understand my dreadful mistake. I call my pop to come give my sister in law a ride. He does while I work on my beloved Jeep.

I pray and pray, while the neighbor watches me like I’m a loon. I beg for forgiveness. The mighty Jeep God hears and forgives me. The ole Jeep starts right up.

Hey there’s the phone, BRB it’s “the girl”