Pretty cool results so far

Field Reports & Anecdotal Experience Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports
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Well I got my stuff today. Jasmin (You sooooooo do ROCK) totaly hooked me up. I ordered IS and Ammo (full size) and Instant Openness, Instant Female Magic, Turn Up The Heat, (to go size) and I get all those plus Instant Honesty all full size with A314 to go size and to boot she gets it to me overnight. Damn that girl is the rockingest coolest chick alive.

OK so I get the email last night from FedEx my package is in route to the airport, but it’s delayed. Delayed? What the heck is delaying a 1 lb overnight shipment from El Lay to Memphis? Well it turns out that the Mid-South (that’s what they call us rednecks down here) gets 1 snow storm a year and sure as heck last night it snowed.

Now most people who live in the mid-west or north-east wouldn’t consider 1/2 inch anything more than a slight flurry, maybe a nuisance, but certainly not a storm. In Jersey (the new one) where I grew up we’d be cursing the snow God for forcing us to bust out a broom to wipe the snow off the car. The shovels only come out if it’s heavy snow fall, like 12 feet. Anyway here in the Memphis area the only vehicles on the road are SUV’s in full 4WD. All the schools are closed, and most business’ will delay opening for hours while they clean up the disaster left in the wake of all 1/2 inches of snow. I’m surprised the Governor didn’t declare the state a disaster.

I wake up this morning and look out the window at the wintry wonderland left by last nights blizzard. Very pretty indeed. After all, Memphis does have the best kind of snow. One time a year, usually a light dusting just to make you happy while reminiscing the good old snow days when you were a kid, but then it’s gone in 3 hours and you don’t miss it anymore.

Well there was no time to waste this morning, chugged down some coffee and turned on the computer to make sure they didn’t shut down Memphis International Airport, and thank the heavens someone kept their senses and kept it opened. My package had arrived and was loaded for delivery. I through on my sweats and headed for the jeep with broom in hand. It was freezing cold with temperatures in a near artic freeze at 32. I cleaned the snow off the windows and cursed the snow Gods after some of that icy powder managed to get between my hood and my neck.

I was taking a dangerous risk, but the sacrifice had to be made so I jumped in the jeep. I figured I would live even more dangerously and not put it in four wheel drive (I’m such a rebel) and drove over to my pop’s house. I live too much in a rural area for even FedEx. So carelessly driving along without the 4WD I arrive in 3 minutes. Everybody stayed home and thankfully there were no other trucks on the road. If anyone saw me drive they probably would have thought I was crazy.

It was 9:30 and already the blasted global warming was melting the polar ice caps that had frozen Memphis solid. I Arrived and spread some rock salt and cursed the Kyoto Accord as I laughed fiendishly at my help in destroying the earth for the next generation. To hell with them, they’d probably screw it up anyway. I get inside and warm up by the wood burning stove that thankfully is roaring and emitting even more dioxins into the atmosphere. My mom makes me a nice cup of coffee to relax by the fire then starts nagging me on why I was only wearing a hoodie in the new ice age. Dammit mom! Can’t you just leave me alone?

Before it ends into a full blown argument on how I’m gonna end up with pneumonia the FedEx truck rumbles to a stop in front of the house. I scramble to the door and get my package and without even so much as a goodbye I jump in the jeep and once again take my life in hand and drive the treacherous deadly roads to my house.

I get home safely without incident and go for the door. Just as I’m about to enter my door a lone drop of icy water drips from the global warming helped roof and somehow finds its way right down the back of my neck. I curse the Gods and head inside.

I tear open the package and there is my magic formula inside and for the first time I feel like a mad scientist who is about to perform a dastardly deed and take over the world.

Hmm this is a long post, I’ll add to this as different post to this thread :smiley:

is ammo 1.0 supposed to smell like dead cat?
Ammunition Double Strength Test Results
Oh Shit!!!..this stuff really works!!!
Miracle in the bottle!
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I start out my day after I shower and put on my chill clothes with 2 sprays of IS (V1.1 2X) one on my neck and once on my wrist. It smells very nice and suddenly I can feel myself smiling. Almost like a kid in a candy shop or a deranged druggy who just took a hit from the crack pipe. Then I spray 2 sprays, one on each wrist, of Ammo (V1 1X) and just for kicks I add a spray of Instant Female Magic (V1 1X) to the hair. I can feel my smile and maybe it was just from knowing that soon I would be able to take over the world, or maybe I had completely lost my mind.

I needed to get to school to try out my mix. Just to be sure I didn’t smell bad I spritzed a shot of Marc Jacobs on and headed out. When I stepped outside I watched for the deadly drip and escaped without foul. It was truly amazing what happened next. As I walked to the jeep I looked up to see the grey storm clouds part and the sun start shinning down on me. I was a golden God. The sky cleared, the little birds whistled and sang tunes as I stood there like a proud poppa standing over his dominion. Yes this was going to be fun.

I headed off to school and like magic the snow melted on the roads and the cold lifted. Heaven was shinning down on me. For the first time I felt as if the world was mine, but then I arrived at school. It was abandoned, closed due to the winter blizzard that had gripped the area in its icy claws. OK that sucked and yet my mood could not be broken. I would not allow the evil snow God ruin my day. I needed some stuff for the Superbowl party (go Colts) so I headed off to the market. There revelers who had risked life and limb gathered to buy shovels and sleighs for the snow that would have melted by the time they left the store. I was certain that I was sure to see a dog sled, but there were none. I noticed that every isle I went down that women were gathering around me. I heard on male (I believe a husband) comment to his wife, who had mysteriously stopped by the beef jerky next to me as I looked at tortilla chips what the heck she was doing. “You don’t like beef jerky.”

Ah-hah I was thinking, maybe she is looking to jerk on some beef after all. Very interesting. I looked at her, very pretty, and her face flushed red as we made eye contact. I smiled and walked off prouder than ever.

After gathering my party stuff I went to the checkout and the cashier was unpleasant in all aspects. She was rude and did not give me any signals thankfully. The strange thing was the lady behind me had a daughter about 14 or 15, jeez I don’t remember them making young girls so hot when I was that age. I needed to grab something off the sucker shelf (the ones they put right next to the register to entice suckers into impulse purchase). I reached over and just as I did this girl looked at me in the eye, smiled and bent over shoving her but into me. I backed up, stood and said excuse me and she just smiled and winked. Strange behavior indeed. Something I have never experienced. As I was standing again facing forward so as not to let my mind wander in a perverse fashion I could feel this girls hot breath very close to my body. I quickly hurried out of the store and never looked back.

Here comes the craziest part: On my way home I stop off at the quick shop to pick up a diet Dr Pepper (I’m a pepper, she’s a pepper, wouldn’t you wanna be a pepper too?). It’s the owner’s daughter at the register. I’ve seen her there a few times and she has a great ass so I was excited to what might transpire. I get up to the register and this girl, about 22, is so damn friendly with me. She has never been more than matter of fact before. She was actually flirting with me asking me why I don’t come in more when she’s working. I was shocked and couldn’t believe that I responded by telling her that every time I came into the store I noticed she was checking out my ass and I wasn’t a piece of meat (thanks David DeAngelo). She starts cracking up which causes me to laugh and we both have a good laugh at it. I ask her when the next time she’s working so I can be sure to come in and visit with her again. She writes down her name, Katherine, and here entire schedule and what I didn’t notice until I had gotten home she had written her phone number down as well with the words “call me”

It’s only 2:43 Friday afternoon and the day is young.

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Hey Steveo,

Nice story, heh.

I know how you feel though. I am anxiously awaiting my first order that is scheduled to be arriving sometime today. I find that I am very optimistic about what to expect, even though I have never tried anything like this.

Let us know how it goes.

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cool stuff man ive had pheromones for few weeks now tho only i use them in clubs coz pretty much i neva go anywhere else lol… maybe i should try it out somtime mix i use IS , Instant Female Magic , Turn Up The Heat wikid club mix kinda wish i got ammo insted of tuth tho oh well :wink:

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It would seem that i’m going to have to try Ammunition out even with my dislike for androstenone.

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I wish the same, but I’m going to order ammo next seeing as it was sooooo effective for me today :slight_smile:

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no fair its been weeks and my order is still not even shipped :frowning:

So my next question is how much did they pay you to write this novel ? =)

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UHHHH let me start off by saying I’m a bit hung over :frowning:

OK so to answer a few of the replies first.

Well I called Jasmin and paid the extra $15 to have it shipped overnight. I figured if I was really in that much of a rush and wanted to experience anything then the $15 was reasonable.

This was pretty much my first experience with Pheromones that worked other than something I bought off eBay once that smelled real bad, but I think I got a few pleasant looks with a few ehhh you smell looks mixed in. Ive been buying for years, but no results to speak of. Call me a sucker!

I was actually kind of surprised that I got the results I did yesterday. Jasmin told me that I would have no idea how the reaction to the pheromones that I wore would effect others especially with my limited previous use. Well I could say that I am totally convinced that the pheromones are the cause for my attitude but that would be irresponsible. The real question remains whether it was indeed the pheromones, or simply my reaction to a preconceived notion that the pheromones were working while it was actually my attitude adjustment that caused the magic. Or maybe it was a combination of the pheromones and my attitude of grandeur that played out perfectly.

Truth being told I did not expect the results I had yesterday and into the wee hours of this morning to be anything that they were. Instead I embraced the concept that they could be great and went from there. I am a fun and positive person self-trained to seek out positive results from every experience. Today I feel drained from the Rum and self indulgement of yesterday so my mood is on scale with a more just go about your business day and see what happens. Lest we forget I need to relax today for the big Superbowl party tomorrow.

OK now for last night. I decided with the weight of the worlds happiness squarely resting on my shoulders I needed to go out and party or surely North Korea would have launched their arsenal of nuclear warheads obliterating any chances of the big Superbowl party. Maybe it had a little selfishness involved, (me + Rum = ) so without paying mind to my needs and wants I set out to save the world from certain annihilation. I was a man on a mission. It reminded me of Jake and Elwood Blues after all they too were on a mission from God as I was also sent on this mission by the Happiness God. I did my Godly mission and set out to a friend’s from school party. She is just a friend, but a cool girl at that.

At 22, she loves everything that is pink and sparkly and has this wonderful happy demeanor, so clearly the God of Happiness led me this way. I was a little apprehensive about a college party with kids, but for the sake of the world I would have to suffer. Boy did I suffer. I was most likely the elder of the group, but my looks are not of 39, but more like 29 so I pretty much fit right in anyhow, especially with all the booze going round.

Ahh the bonfire, the icy cold and a keg. The girls were cute, but the boys outnumbered them 2 to 1. Who cared anyway? Wrong! I cared. After all I was forsaking my geeky life to give reprieve to humanity. Good think I brought my rum cause Ice cold beer in freezing 27 degree air next to a slumbering fire that put out as much heat as a toaster didn’t cut it. I mingled with the younger kids and my friend found me. She gave me the biggest hug and kiss greeting ever. Maybe the pheromones, but I doubt it considering the open air venue and the smell of that crackling fire that put out no heat. I was hoping the girls would be putting out some heat tonight.

I mixed and mingled and everybody was super cool and made some friends as well as ran into some familiar faces from school. I did not however see any people from my classes. After all we are the geeks of the world, who toil on programming languages all night rather than socialize. Our future salaries of millions of dollars call to us when we wonder what those other kids are doing.

Surely as it had started it had soon come to an end about midnight. It just to too damn cold with a blazing fire that kept the warmth for itself. Clearly this could not be the end of my night, and clearly it wasn’t. My friend snatched me up before I left humbled by my lack of experience and asked me to come along to her apartment with some other friends of hers. She said: “I don’t know what you been telling all the girls but they all want you to party with us.” Ahh the Happiness God was smiling down upon me.

Ok I’ll continue this in a hot minute. Need to refresh my coffee and maybe go throwup :open_mouth:

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feel better soon, fella

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OK so I drive my jeep (I love my jeep) over to my friends house. It was latterly about half a block down and thank goodness as I was feeling buzzed. I kept thinking what had transpired and what I could have said to these girls to make them want to party with me. It couldn’t have been my magic pheromones, the open air, the cold, the booze, the smell of burning wood; nope it must have been the Happiness God smiling upon me for saving the entire world. That’s what it was for sure.

I arrive at the apartment and figured on about maybe 3 or 4 girls. Boy was I ever in for a surprise when I realized it was a full blown party, but with one MAJOR difference from the other one. It was pretty much all the girls from the party and maybe 3 or 4 guys who had also been blessed by good fortunes. My smile grew from ear to ear. I was pretty sure this is what Allah had in mind when he promised 40 women in heaven for martyrdom, although I’m pretty certain he got the virgin part wrong. I was the sacrificial lamb tonight and had sacrificed my studies of C++ for human nature so indeed I was martyred.

Immediately I was greeted by my friend who started to strip me of my clothing, (LOL happy thinking as it was only my coat). I opted to keep my hat on. It was the old fashioned stocking cap with the big pompom on top. Very retro, but set me apart from everybody else. What a blast I had. I noticed as I moved around the room the women would follow me. It was like the Alpha Lion, the King of the beasts, his pride following wherever he went.

After more merriment I finally found and inviting couch, the light blue stripes had faded to a grey dull, but it was my reprieve and it was calling my name. I sat and soon noticed that instead of having some room to relax I was being engulfed by warm female bodies on either side of me. They were pressing against me leaning in closer and closer till I felt I couldn’t even breath anymore. There would be no escape for me. Both girls on either side of me a very pretty blond and a cute redhead who looked like she should have been in Riverdance, started a conversation. I had my head turning in both directions so I must have looked like an owl, but they both paid no mind. It was if the one girl who was being ignored, even if it was just a second became agitated and specifically asked another question to gain my attention again.

The conversations wore on and soon the red head, Caitlin, laid her head onto my shoulder. The blond, I think her name was Cindy, was visibly annoyed and laid her head across my lap with her blue eyes staring up at me. I could almost feel the back of her head grinding into my dick and felt myself becoming hard. She just smiled and continued to talk vying for my attention as Cindy began to rub my shoulders. I was certain a fight or orgy was soon to follow. At this time I was totally inebriated and forgot entirely that I was even wearing magic pheromones. I was in a complete state of bliss knowing it was I that saved the world from nuclear holocaust even if my victory was a silent one.

I was certain the fighting between the two lovely ladies had evaporated and surely there would soon be an orgy of writhing bodies. Ahh the Happiness God was smiling down upon me with rays of sunshine. Wait, what’s that I hear: My friend standing over me, an empty room behind her telling my two, soon to be lovers to get off him, go home, the parties over, he’s not going anywhere, he’s mine. Blasted evil friend! Destroying what could have been a beautiful experience for selfish self satisfaction. She could have joined if she wanted to. Both girls quickly got up realizing who was the Alpha female and scattered to grab their jackets and out the door they left with my hopes and fantasies of a wild sex crazed threesome. Damn girl, damn girl, I certainly would be acquitted for killing her. No jury in the world would convict me.

My friend had other ideas. She joined me on the coach her lying on top of me and we talked and talked. For the first time I noticed how pretty my blond sparkly and pink brown eyes were. WOW! I was smitten with desire for her, but this would be wrong. She was my buddy, my friend, but clearly my dick was doing all the thinking.

My good forum friends, if you do not believe in the Happiness God, then you are missing a wonderful love that can only be experienced by those that do. Thankfully the Happiness God saw my dilemma and although horny and frustrated my very good friend, my sparkly and pink happy loving girl, who rested her head on my shoulder slipped off into dream filled slumber. Ahhh I was saved from a mistake I would never forgive myself for. We slept on that coach until this morning, both nestled and cuddled together in pleasant dreams of what could have been, but more importantly what is and always shall be.

I awoke this morning and the very first thing I smelled was the Ammo on my wrist and thanked my God, my sweet party loving Happiness God for my magic pheromones and for allowing me and my friend to drift away from clearly what would have been a pheromone induced mistake.

Buddum, Baboom, buddum, baboom, thump, thump thump my head exploded in hangover. It was time to go home. Another day waited, but this time I knew the moral of the story is never, ever where anything sexual in a friend’s presence who you want to remain as friends with

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Rock on, steveo. hmmm…if I’ve got this you are pro-Ammo then?

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Hilarious! :smiley:

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As of right now it would be unfair to say a definitive YES, but all signs would point that way. I will test tomorrow at the big Superbowl party. Today it’s massive neglected coding C++ homework, then maybe to Starbucks to smoke a cigar with my pop. I think I’ll try a bit of A314 offset by 4 sprays of Instant Shine. Maybe, it depends on my school and hangover. Coding is no fun with a hangover.

Tomorrow I will definitely retry last nights formula.

UPDATE: MY friend called to apologize for her absurd behavior, she said she didn’t know what came over her and blamed it on being drunk though I am pretty sure it was the Happiness God secret magic infusion into the pheromones. She also asked me what was up with the two girls. Apparently they are NOT very friendly with each other. The red headed girl Caitlin called her this morning and subtly asked why she didn’t say she was my girlfriend and when she found out we were just friends she asked if she could have my number. My friend said NO, but took her number to give to me instead (I love my buddy).

So far 2 numbers yesterday, a missed threesome that I will never forgive my friend for (I’m still thinking possible homicide might be called for) and one almost ruined friendship. Damn hell of a interesting first day with pheromones.

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Thanks, although Al Gore has been camped out on my doorstep with the GreenPeace movement. I think he’s borrowed Tricky Dick Cheney’s shotgun. Maybe someone should inform him lead is bad for the environment too :roll_eyes:

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All this from Ammo and IFM?

Impressive.

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Ahh but No Carrie…there was Instant Shine in there as well as magic dust from the Happiness God.

All Hail the Happiness God :stuck_out_tongue:

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damn you for posting this up when i still got 14 days to wait!

which version of ammo do you use and what did you have on you when you went to the partys how much of each?

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My 2nd post I give all strengths and versions.

Well I’m hung over BAD again. I’m in fear of losing my geek status so I will watch reruns of Star Trek before big Superbowl party. I just took 2 Lortab 10’s and a Muscle Relaxer so will have to get back after they kick in.

Wait till you hear about last night. Full Moon, Full bottle of Rum, Full spray of magic pheromones, and to top it off I wore my fishing for love hat.

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OK let me first start off by saying WOW.:smiley:

The day yesterday started off with a hangover and I thought would end with a quiet night doing C++ homework. The good news is the Ole Professor screwed up the assignment so we have an extension to get it done until Tuesday. Monday will be a busy day. I have a Logic exam for Math that I haven’t even studied for, but I think I got it down. I also had problems to a Data Base Management question that needs to be turned in by midnight (online). Hope to resolve that or it goes in as is. On top of all that I have a psycho for an instructor in Operating Systems. I took the course before, but had to drop. Anyway turned in same paper that got me a 100 last time and this time a get a 76! Waiting for explanation as to why.

Today I will cook the Hot Wings (please use Frank’s Red Hot) and then maybe do some homework before it’s off to the big Superbowl party. I am not sure what I will wear as far as magic pheromones are concerned. I’ll post my results maybe tomorrow if school allows me the time.

SO (BTW those are my initials too) what happened last night that deserves the big WOW? Well it was a weird one at that. I changed up the combo last night to include 1 spray of A314 (to go size Mix # 102) to Adams apple. 2 sprays of Instant Shine (full size V1.1 2X)to wrists and 1 spray of Ammo (Full size V1 1X) right below the belly button. I removed some belly button lint while I was at it

Got into the Jeep and drove to Dad’s house to pick him up for our pilgrimage to Starbucks to smoke our weekly cigar. My mom hates me for this and said I got dad addicted. Hey mom, bug off and let the guy enjoy himself. My mom always nags me bout something, me being the baby and all. So just as we are about to leave I get a call from my brother who’s broke down at Kroger. My sister in laws car won’t start. They just spent a grand fixing the tranny in it so I guess the guy screwed up the timing. Who knows? We rescue them and drive them home but by this time it’s late and there is not enough time to go and smoke the cigar so I bring dad home and reschedule for today.

I guess the air was kind of stressed because there really was no noticeable effect on anyone. Although for some reason my dad was speaking softly which is odd. I drop off dad and decide to go to the market as I forgot the teriyaki sauce for the wings. I make Hot, Teriyaki, jerk, barbecue. MMMM yummy in my tummy (anyone remember that song from Toy Box?).

So off to the market and I do notice some different looks. This market hires all the pretty girls from around town. If you want hot babes you find them there every time without exception. Sometimes I hate that as every time you go you have to dress well. No sweats in this place! Eh Eh it’s a no-no to look like a bum with so many babes on duty. Anyway there’s this really cute red head that works the customer service/quick checkout. Just for reference TN has an extraordinary population of red heads. It must be something in the water, but I presume it’s the red head population of the world right behind Ireland. I see this girl all the time there and yeah, she’s always pleasant with me. Today it was strange though.

The girl, as I said, is a hottie but always cool with me. Yesterday she started to call me sir, like I was really an important customer. Hmmmm, I wonder if that’s the effect of the A314, or maybe her boss was somewhere nearby. Very odd indeed. However, as I say goodbye and head out the door, this younger girl, a brunette named Cassy (the only reason I know her name is her nametag) with a fantastic body stops me and says hi. She literally stopped in her tracks (she was walking ahead of me) turns a full 180 and looked like she took a big whiff of air in. Her face changed from, shit I’m at work on Saturday, too uhhh who’s that man in front of me that I want to breed with. It was freaking a wonderful expression that danced in my dreams the rest of the night. I was definitely off game cause I just kind of said hi like I could care less and walked out the store.

This may work in my favor if I play it right: ignore her to spark interest. Next time I hope I’m not stupid and work her buttons correctly. So I get to my Jeep and guess what? The freaking thing won’t start. I toil under the hood for like half an hour and realize the one of 6 injectors is leaking. Must be blocked up without pressure. SO I get gas all over my hands and get the blasted Jeep running and head home. I wash my hands of the stench of gas when I get home careful not to get the soap on my precious pheromones on the wrist.

Well some interesting hits on this mix, but my head is in a swill from the night before. My friend calls me like 6 times. That in itself is interesting as she will usually just text me. Each time she just called to say hi, although each was within about 1/2 hour of each. I’m wondering if the pheromones were still clouding her brain. She kept on telling me about how the girl Caitlin was no good for me. I wonder if she was jealous or just wanted to save me for herself, or maybe Caitlin was really no good, but I will find that out on my own for sure.

I decided with my hangover still in effect and the night ahead to go out to a buddies. I thought about calling the girl from the convenience store, but figured I needed to wait a day so as not to sound desperate. Maybe she will be there today or tomorrow and I can play it to my advantage as if I was so busy entertaining other ladies.

It was a interesting day already with two broke cars, being called “sir” as in old kind of way and then blowing a possible encounter with Cassy. I head off to my buddies house and notice it’s a gigantic spaceship hovering over the earth in what is certain to be Armageddon. Oh wait, it’s just the moon. I think maybe I need a shrink or I could just go out and purchase a cape and mask and embrace a super hero alter-ego named El-Pheremono-SteveO, crusader against evil. OK, OK I think I’ll just get the shrink instead.

My friend’s girlfriend is over, jeez I can’t stand her. She is from a very affluent family and has a turned up nose, but she is my friend’s girlfriend so out of respect I deal with her. She barely ever talks to me, but tonight she wouldn’t leave me alone. The whole night she chatted away and I was sure to see some IOI’s. What the hell was happening? We watched Remember the Titans and what a great movie but she just chatted away.

At one point when my buddy went to the bathroom I could swear she tried pulling the old move of stretching and then putting her arm around me. When she saw the shocked look on my face she quickly had the same expression and pulled away. As soon as my buddy came back from the bathroom she jumped up to go to the bathroom. When she returned she actually had my friend move so she wouldn’t have to sit in the middle. With her being the brat she got away with it. Every few minutes I noticed she would look over at me. She did shut up though.

That in itself was my WOW experience. I am 100% convinced that these pheromones are some magic stuff.

Has anyone else ever experienced such a reaction?

I’m sorry for my posts being so long, but I naturally like to write. I’m a geek, what else do I have to do? If Jasmin or MHarris don’t want me to post these as long as they are please let me know.

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Off to the Big Superbowl party

1 shot of ammo to right below belly button, 1 shot of IO to left rist 1 shot of IH to right rist 2 shots of Shine to both sides of neck front.

I love mixing I feel like such a mad scientist. LOL

Wish me luck