You know when you see “pseudojournal,” that means jayarea is cooking up some tests! And yes, it brings me great pleasure to introduce the first pj of 2011 and actually the first one in a long while. This one features the Project UF mixes. I’m giving them the shorthand notation of “PUF” in my reports so that I and others will know it’s Project UF. Trust me, when you’ve been around a while like me, all these MX’s and such get confusing.
For those of you used to my pj style, it’s more of the same. For newcomers, I use the report template along with a story-style report. If it’s a good report it’ll probably be a long read and this means more work for the reader and for myself but in the end, I feel that if you try to immerse yourself in my shoes while reading the report, you’ll get a better feel for the mix and the outcome.
Product name,scent and strength
PUF MX391, scent FF21, strength unknown
Application dosage and locations
showered fresh
1s split back of hands
at 8:30p
Time exposure began
~9p
Appearance
Casual party clothes. Jeans and a shirt.
Environment tested in
Cooking demonstration at a house party
Self effects
I have a long history of not liking FF21 but it was ok in this MX. No immediate self effects during the 20 minute drive to the party. When I walked in, I started sweating bad. Usually I would attribute this to -none but I think there may have been another reason. If I go from walking outside where it’s cool to inside where it’s a nice temp, sometimes my body still thinks it’s outside and thus the nice temp feels hot to me and I sweat. I looked around and people had on long sleeves, blazers, people were cooking over the stove, and nobody was sweating. Just me. On the other hand, I sweat because my body doesn’t react well to -none. In this case I’m not sure what caused my sweating; I’ll have to test again.
Effects to others
Tonight’s function was a cooking demonstration. I knew the menu beforehand and it was filled with things that don’t work with my healthy diet (pasta carbonara, fried things) so I chose to arrive a bit later and just be there for hanging out. I get in and I recognize a few people from a previous party. Everyone else was new. One of these people (we’ll call her G1) had some hits with me before and I was excited to test with her. There was another girl I had never met before (we’ll call her G2) who eyed me down hard when I walked in. These are the two main players. They’re both Asian and mid 20’s.
Immediately I go to say hi to G1 and her boyfriend. G1 likes to cook and was helping the cooking crew with dishes. Her eyes lit up a bit when she saw me; I think she knew she was in for a ride.
(Side note: G1 has been with her boyfriend for years but at parties, they seem to do their own thing. He’ll sit with other girls and she’ll sit with other guys. When I first met G1 I thought it was weird that she was kind of flirting with me; now I see that happens a lot.)
I also noticed G2 but decided to focus on G1. We talked and no matter where I stood in the kitchen, I always seemed to be in the way. I fixed this by sticking on G1 and staying close to her. She got a good 5 minutes of me with the mix next to her. Slight kino just from bumping around and shuffling. She asked me to pass a jar to her and when she reached for it, she clasped the outside of my hand first and then slid it down to grab the jar.
Aside from this, I was a little uneasy. I was covered in sweat and standing in a hot kitchen. In the living room, everyone was crowded around a laptop and there was no good way to meet people. I stood in the entryway to the kitchen and just watched for a while. At this point I threw a few glances over to G2 and we met eyes a few times. She was surrounded by guys and I decided not to crowd her even more.
G1 calls me back to the kitchen and tells me to try some of the food. I decline and say that I’m not big into eating these types of foods. Then she says, “Well, what if I feed you?” Everyone around us turned to look. I replied “Well gee, a hot girl feeding me good food; I can’t resist!” Everyone laughs and she picks pieces of food and puts them in my mouth. During this, I’m resting my arm on the counter and facing her; she’s standing with one of her legs touching mine - pretty close. Instant hit escalation.
I get caught staring at G1 a few times too. All through the night it’s just bantering with her, bumps and shuffles, and general joking around. Other guys were starting to hit on her too so I dipped out and let them go. I then focused on trying to get to G2. She was at the end of one couch. There was a coffee table between me and her. I ended up talking to her standing up on the other side of the table. It required raising our voices over the crowd which made it decidedly less intimate but eventually we got to know each other and started joking around and flirting a bit.
Between shuffling through the kitchen and living room and trips to the bathroom, my mix had penetrated all of the areas the party was in. I was feeling good from some drinks and put myself into party mode. My sweating had stopped and luckily I was able to dry off in the bathroom with paper towels.
The cooking crew was now cleaning up and somebody found a bottle of some organic condiment that had been hiding behind some boxes. G1 said “Oh, I’ve always wanted to try that!” She flipped the cap and poured a little into the palm of her hand. She took a lick and decided it wasn’t for her. I stuck my finger out and attempted to dip into it but she didn’t see me and was on her way to the sink. I said “Hey come back, I want a taste too.” She holds her hand up and I dip in for a taste. She moves her hand closer to my face and says "You can’t get a good taste like that. Here, lick my hand." 
Somewhere behind me, a guy yells out “Lick it like a dog!” I decided to play this up and put on my best doggy face and paw impression and licked her hand while keeping one hand on her hand and the other on her elbow. She squealed in delight and squirmed closer to me. Eventually I ran out of stuff to lick and said “That was fun.” She licked herself one last time before washing off in the sink. This may all seem like child’s play, and it was, but for someone I’ve met twice to let me lick her hand, and then lick over where I had licked, I think that shows a solid hit.
Unfortunately I couldn’t get much else out of G2. She was “stuck” in her seat on the couch and never once motioned to get up for a drink or to use the bathroom. I settled for teasing her across the table. When it was time to go, I went around to give everyone a fist bump. G1 was sitting on the floor and when I got to her, she stuck out both arms as if she wanted me to bend down and hug her. I would’ve but figured I’d give it a break. Even if her boyfriend is ok with her flirting with other guys, that’s not really my style. When I got to G2, our fists couldn’t reach because of the table so she stuck her hand out flat and I gave her a high five handshake combo. I purposely tried to linger and she caught the tail end of it.
Duration of effects
~2 hours
Effects from mixing with other products
n/a
Range
mix carried about 10 feet
hits at < 2 feet
Time of exposure
~2.5 hours
Closing notes
Good first run. With this much -none I feel it’s a close proximity mix. I know there’s differences between G1 and G2 but I think the sexual side of things really shone through with the close touching and feeding and licking of G1. It might’ve driven G2 to be crazy horny beyond belief, I don’t know, but there was no way to capitalize on it because of the distance.
The more I think about it, the more I feel the sweats from tonight were from -none. I’m writing this report now with my jacket on and feeling fine. At the party, I was in a short sleeve shirt drinking a cold drink and still sweating. I suppose if I took the initial blast in a closed car for 20 minutes, something in there must’ve gotten to me. Hopefully in the next test I can isolate this.
lalalalalalala euphoria…
