UF Test Pack - Report Journal

I got the pack, finally! From what Jazzylicious told me is that Jacob was holding off sending me the UF test pack because he thought I would corrupt the test results by using the mixes as a sort of Pied Piper of Mones to lure all the women back to my lair for almost certain debauchery.

John was in on this evil distorted plot as well. Jacob and John plotted my demise but their evil plot was thwarted in the nick of time by the Wonder Twins and their super powers. Little did they know they were right all along!

Muhahahaha

OK enough of the wicked Halloween stuff!

So last night was my first test and I used MX395. I decided to start from the back and work my way back around the front. Keep them guessing, that’s what I always say :wink:.

SO I headed over to the local market where all the local teens from HS work. I know they do it on purpose. The forbidden will always draw a crowd. Anyway it’s a good testing ground, but of course my morals get involved and I always have to walk away. Teens have a way of being great testing resources though. They tend to wear their emotions very openly.

3 Sprays of MX395 to the wrist. OK first impression was an overpowering amount of cologne. I’ve said this before, I have a sister-in-law who is one of the main cologne buyers at Sachs. I have every single cologne on the high end ever sold by Sachs. I DO NOT wear much cologne ever. Usually guys will tell me oh this smells amazing, I get compliments every time. Not with me though. I don’t get compliments about cologne and I’m not a big fan of smelling them either. There has only been one cologne I’ve ever liked and gotten compliments wherever I was. Believe it or not it was Game. LOVED IT, but anyway…

So yeah to me the scent of FF21 was overpowering. I thought I recalled Jasmin saying in her initial post on the UF test pack that it was so none prevalent it needed MORE cover. Maybe the FF21 is just too strong. Needless to say I was self-conscious about wearing all the smelly stuff, but I needed some dinner. I can’t say that I noticed anything at all happening at the market. I got my dinner and left without any incidence. There were the regular cute girls there, but it was all business. No noticeable hits.

Last nights the nyGIANTS threw a CRUSHING defeat to the dallas cowgirls! I sat watching it on TiVo to skip through all the commercials with my local girl Tara. We’ve been “friends” for ever while both of us are in between, which remarkably has always worked out pretty well. It was funny because sure we eventually did what we do, but she even mentioned I was wearing to much cologne. I can’t say the rest of the night was a hit, because, well it’s what normally happens.

The only thing I could say was a potential hit was she was much more active. Normally she is very much the girly-girl type and likes it when I take control. She was a little bit more adventurous which was great. Maybe, maybe not a hit, but as usual I’ll keep testing. I think I’ll head over to BuckyStars tonight and see what happens over there with the Sisters in God. Why do I do this to myself.

I’ve found my sweet spot to be about 2 sprays, and I’ve tried it with and without a cover. Both had the same effects.

So far I’ve gotten some of the best results from it around that spray.

But can’t wait to read your observations on the other MX’s in the pack

Cool beans, looks like they like you after all!

Did you happen to get any P130 with it?

Yep, been testing that all weekend and the last couple of days. Not ready to post my findings until I talk to someone. I might piss off some people, but in a good way (oxymoron anyone?). Refined version of another P, but that can wait.

Mustang, I didn’t get a high none vibe off this. Plus I am way used to wearing high none mixes, like 7-10 sprays of TUTH multiple sprays of IJ. PheroBombing is my life.

I’m going to continue with my three count for a few days and then maybe work 2 before I head onto 4. It could have just been an off night. Not like I don’t have them and often. I think lots of guys on here think I’m impervious to failure. I just use my failures as steps to success, negating the failure.

Seems your no-mones-for-a-while experiment is over. Did you find any correlation to the weight losing issue?

The first time I tested it, I remember I didn’t like it at all. Then the subsequent times were pretty darn good.

But now I’m in suspense about what P130 is a derivative of.

When I think about the fact that Equilin is a derivative of MEO EST the findings that Steve may give us can be a good thing or a bad thing perspective wise. Not to mention just because something is a “close relative” of something else doesn’t necessarily mean we’ll (well actually "they’ll as I havent been infected with the P130 Virus) find a potent alternative to P130.

Anyway I’m interested in the intellectual intrigue of it all as Steve provides very insightful views into things which have gone against the grain of majority from time to time but then again hes also unintentionally created the good majority review vibe of a mix/product so well after he had given a review on it as well. All I’m saying is we can learn a thing or two from Steve by “Seeing things for ourselves how they truly are” vs “Seeing things only through the written words of another”. Even Steve has written something to the extent of picking reporting users that do new things and think outside of the box. AD may be getting loads of information from us but the information is only as good as the empirical methodology of the user themselves.

I love words dont get me wrong but words have a unlimited amount of connotation and as we’ve just seen with our recent return of a user from Italy its very easy for someone to express things in such a way that we only perceive the way we process literary pieces. The problem with the forum or texting or any type of informal communication is that mannerisms, body language, and tonality of voice is missing from the picture so communication is fractionated at best.

I was really psyched about using MX391 tonight after Vespero’s Lingerie report. I guess John might be the devil since I didn’t actually get MX391 or MX393 either. So I went back to MX395.

But I’m a bit tired from all the wild sex…ha, just kidding. I am tired though, so report will follow tomorrow. Sleep little zombies, sleep

I honestly don’t even remember writing that last night. Here’s a quick preview of my night.

Three sprays of MX395.
Video camera armed and loaded.
Zombified.

Opened two girls at table next to me, random blond walked by and handed me a number. I have no idea whose or why, but I’ll admit she had me curious.

Another very cute blond in SKIN Tight black clothing walked by while smiling and ran her fingers in a very seductive way across my green latex peeling face to my lips. When she came back, this time from behind me she wrapped her arm around me, gave me a very big smile and so I opened her. OK she opened me.

The beer Goddess who I posted about another time who is oh so cute and yet conservative decided to wear lingerie.

While at Rehab Disco talking to a girl named Mo and my wing, a pretty little thing walked up spun me around and proceeded to examine my mouth with her tongue for a full minute. When done she said, “I never made out with a zombie before!” and walked off. Mo, no Mo aint no Hoe, with a look of utter shock on her face asked me if I knew her. I said “happens all the time,” with a sly grin. Mo knows its true.

Walked across a room full of girls scantily dressed, and caught a bottle rolling down a stairs in mid-air as it rolled off the edge about to crash to the ground. Got a round of applause because honestly, it was pretty remarkable and super cool. Bartender bought me a beer.

Three girls dressed in kickboxing gear and tiny little shorts walked up to bar next to me and some dude tried to open them. Blondy turned to me and winked and then cracked up. Got another number.

I’ll have to go through the videos and “still capture” what I can that won’t give up to much privacy.

As soon as I can I’ll write up a report, but I am just beat and kicking back watching football.

Overall I can’t quite say this was all MX395, especially the make-out session. I mean I never even saw this girl before and unless this stuff has ridiculous diffusion, I can’t say it was anything but luck, but MY GOD luck was good :slight_smile:.

The majority of the reports I’ve read on MX395 has been some of the hardest hitting on this MX pack.

And just for your enjoyment. Sorry about the grainy pics, but these were parts of “infield” videos that I was shooting for our He-Man Social Group and not intended to be shared or for that matter still photos.


Amber in red and Cara (Amber is the conservative one that likes limes :wink: if you remember that post)


Andrea at Rehab with her BIG eyes and infectious smile.


See if you can figure out who she is from my post above :smiley:


One of my girls Kelly showing off her assets.


Some random girls in the parking garage paying tribute to Steve O, the Zombified.

nice pics! i should start taking pics of girls, whom i am affecting with my pheros, lol

where in Tennesse are you? lol… In the past, i had trouble finding many hot girls in the south

Memphis and there are LOTS of hotties. You just got to look :wink:

so going down there next time for some country music award show :smiley:

OK. Well I’m glad you are finally getting to test this. I don’t know why the made you wait so long. slipping John a $50

I mentioned the FF21 smell before. I think it’s way worse than AMMO. I have tested MX393-395 from 1-3 sprays. MX395 seems to work terrifically at 2 sprays. Just crazy out right hits for daytime. I’m currently wearing 3 sprays, and I can’t get over the stench. I think the smell alone is affecting testing. Can’t tell if it’s the scent or the mones.

I’m curious about your P130 tests also. I have definitely seen some patterns with that one.

So FF21 is the scent in the whole pack? It smells sort of like a GIT knockoff, am I right? I actually quite like it.

I’ve only tried MX391, and only at 1 spray, but let me tell you. It’s quickly become my all time favorite mix. 1 spray was MORE than enough for me. :wink:

That was the reason I went with it on my Halloween party test. I kept reading some great reports on it and figured, wth?

I’m uploading a video to Youtube right now. I’ll link to it when its done. It’s tame and does not disclose debauchery. The one that does most likely will offend.