Try this mix…
5 sprays of Ammunition
5 sprays of Turn Up The Heat
5 sprays of Instant Jerk
3 sprays each of all of the Chemical Romance mixes
3 drops of Dirty
3 drops of Raw Power
And use Aqua Velva as a cover scent
This concoction is garaunteed to make the child run away screaming, never to be seen again. Small children and animals will spazz out then flee as you pass by. LMAO Just joking around. Do NOT wear this mix under any circumstance. 
PS: Sorry, I’m on 500mcgs of alpha-nol right now. Kind of hard to be serious right now.