Saturday Night Slap! Instant Jerk and yes I was

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It was Saturday night and I was meeting J at Club Rehab for DJ Icey. OMG he is awesome!

I was drunk and I don’t remember a whole lot so this will be a very short but fun post. I had on three drops of A314 R23 and 2 sprays of IJ. I was all over the club dancing and having a good ole time. Finally got back around to J towards the end of the night. She was by the coat check / Jello shot counter and looking great with her short little dress. I started playing around with her, said a few lines and went straight in with the hand up the dress. Everybody was watching. She is friends with owners GF, who is also the bartender and everyone else too. They were all just as shocked as she was when I went in for kill right there without even teasing her first :slight_smile:. I guess I was pretty shocked when she matter of factly, pulled my hand out from back under her tiny little dress, and slapped me upside my face.

There was quite a gasp and I said rather loudly, fine I’ll just go get a beer while you think this over. :stuck_out_tongue:

I texted her Monday telling her I was free for lunch on Thursday and she could apologize to me then. Guess what she replied?

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dude…why do u leave us hanging…WHHHYYYY???

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Wow you are the man! no shame lmao

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That’s awesome!

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I didn’t. I asked you to guess what she txt’d me back. I can bet that RAD and some others will get it.

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LOL I guess our PUA skills aren’t mastered enough to know what the reply is going be :frowning:

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Great reverse psy, pure PUA, just tell us is it going to chinese?:smiley:

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Manimal!
She said “Steve you sexy beast I’ve been thinking about you!”
…or something

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I would imagine the txt would say “You jerk!” lol

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the probably texted back “A314 would have sufficed”

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Nope she said. “You’re really going to like my dress :wink:”

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Too bad I was in court all freaking day today and I never got to “like her dress :wink:”

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I can hear it now. . .
Steve: I DO like that dress. . . it’ll look great on my floor!

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I was pretty sure there was a reason you did what you did… The proof is in the text message … You gotta give em’ what they want and I’m guessing you just didn’t haphazardly grab a chicks ass, but then again I don’t know you… nice story :slight_smile:

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haha, it is one more proof that women’s logic is far different from ours. It’s almost opposite of common sense lol