Alright. Sorry I have been away for a few days. Been busy handling my bidness that the pheromones have been bringing my way… I am so sore… But that’s another story altogether.
I had a photo shoot on Sunday, and, unfortunately, wifey’s new female friend couldn’t make it due to family drama of her own, but that’s fine. The photo shoot was a pro shoot and monkey business might not have been conducive to the work environment.
Anyhoo.
So, I am going into BJ’s wholesale club, which is like this giant warehouse store, Saturday, the day before the shoot, to pic up finger foods and such to feed the models and my most excellent crew. (Crew is comprised of wifey, my two guy friends who have done the A314 PACK experiment with me.)
My style is best described as business casual meets rock and roll. I like to wear nice dress shirts, nice shoes, but I do my hair all sexay, I always have a few days worth of stubble, a goatee, and wear all sorts of bands, jewelry, chains etc, and such.
Before going, I put on one drop of A314, two shots of spaceland to my wrists or neck, I don’t remember which, and one shot of IS and one shot of Ammo. I forget where I sprayed them..
So as I am walking around the crowded store, women are just eye balling me. I am looking better lately, since I am working out, but this was just.. Again, the body language is so completely different to what I have received in the past that it is screaming in its subtly.
I had one pretty cougar type lady ask me for advice on what rug I thought was prettier. Hair twirls and aggressive lip curling smiles.
There was one moderately attractive red head who bumped her cart into mine. She apologized, but then wanted to talk with me and she pushed her cart side by side with me and followed me around a bit, and we had a nice vapid conversation about nothing, but she was pleasant.
I noticed a few teen females glancing at me but none approached.
There were plenty of minor hits, but I was more focused on getting my groceries than observation, I was a little short on time.
I got to check out, and it is busy as heck. I bought an Ed Hurley shirt while I was there, and the cashier lady perked up. She was a pretty girl, young, and smiled alot. She started talking to me about how those shirts can be sold on Ebay for more money or something.
She asked me what I do for a living and I told her I take pictures of pretty girls, and she blushed. She then asked me about my camera, and to my surprise she was pretty educated about it. There was a line of like 5 people behind me, it was a busy day. She kept talking to me after we were done, and wouldn’t let me leave, even though I was pushing my cart away, she just kinda followed me a bit, talking while the customers behind me grew irritated at her flirtations.
I noticed that odd smile, like its an almost involuntary lip curl at the corners of the mouth, baring teeth. It was a genuine smile, but there is something about it that is rather unsettling.
So I am leaving, and at the exit there is a table set up with about 20 cheerleaders and maybe 5 or so moms doing a bake sale of some sort to raise money for whatever it is they do.
This next part is surreal.
Immediately, I was pounced upon with their sales pitch.. Please donate., etc., etc. I fished out a fiver from my wallet and handed it over and kept trying to move on.. But they began to insist I take a brownie.
I relented, still trying to hurry. Now, what I am trying to relay happened quickly, and blurry, but here goes.
I took the offered brownie, and then one pretty young thing offered me a second one. The next thing I know, I am surrounded in a half moon by cheereleaders and their moms. And all of them were doing that weird involuntary smile thing. The body language… Again.. WOW.
I was overwhelmed. My body reacted and I felt a certain headiness, a giddiness as they all batted eyes at me, and were hair twirling, etc. They acted like I was a rock star who had just given them a few hundred bucks..
"Here, take a cookie! " “Here, how about a lemon bar?” They kept offering me things, they even tried to give me a cake.
I entered a peculiar gnosis, where suddenly the body language of all these people just sort of sent a wordless knowledge into my mind. I was alpha male, here was a pack of women picking up on it. It was so out of the realm of my own experience that I had no idea what to do, so I just grinned, blushed like an idiot…
I had already given them the money, and yet they were still wanting to talk to me, large, broad grins! There were other people piling out of the store they could be harrassing for money, but they were all focused on me.
The moms were insistent, wanted to give me a whole cake, and they kept putting goodies in my cart. I mean, it was ridiculous. I had to tell them to please stop..
“We don’t want it to go to waste,” said this really cute brunette..
“But I don’t want it to end up on MY waist,” was my reply. They all acted and laughed as if it was the funniest thing they had ever heard in their entire life. Then the physical contact began. One of the moms put her hand on my shoulder and was guiding me back to the table, wanting to give me more brownies. A cheerleader took my hand and grabbed my cart and tried to physically aim the cart back in the direction of the table.
All those eyes upon me, all those smiles, and all those pretty girls displaying body language like that. It was too much! I still can’t process all the details, I just know it was DIFFERENT.
I eventually untangled myself and went home, smiling like an idiot, feeling like a slight perv, and ran home to tell my wife. She thought it was hilarious and we talked about it.
WOW. WOW. WOW…
I am a friendly person. I smile easily and have what is called an “expressive” face. I have been told I have a winning smile and I guess I am not that bad looking. I have always carried myself well, and I can talk with anybody. I am guessing that this natural stuff is just being pushed into overdrive with the pheromones.
This is CRRRRRAAAAAAAAAZY. I am learning so much about human behavior.