Ok boys and girls, today we’re going to learn about the Birds and the Bees.
Sound like fun?
Are you excited?
Finally, the sex talk, right?
Alright then, let’s get right down to it!
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BIRDS SHIT ON YOU AND BEES STING. That’s all you need to know for now!
If it were only just birds who s*** on you life would be much better … lol.
Well..this is a jaded individual…
I prefer the term “optimistic cynic” - J/K 
LOL! I’ve been sh*t on and stung at the same time…more than once. 
How does it feel to wear your brother’s shoes? Life is long, my sweet. 
Never hurts to have eyes in the back of your head. Ya need 'em where I come from.
Shoulda known Bella would understand …
Not sure what you mean by that? As in how is it to see through bosshanks perspective?
Yes, Phya, that’s exactly what I mean. I don’t think “jaded” is fair…if you knew him better I don’t think you would jump to that conclusion. You surprised me as I’ve seen you jump to the defense of others, who shall remain nameless, who are actually “jaded”. Fankly, I would describe bosshank quite differently. 
That’s what I thought, I guess it didn’t make sense because I hadn’t understood how you had interpreted my statement. I admit ‘jaded’ holds some negative connotations that I might not have thinking of at the time. It was purely sarcastic, an exaggerated comment for an exaggerated (or perhaps not so exaggerated) statement from bosshank. 
I know he’s cool, which is why I felt it would be seen as joking to call bosshank jaded. Sorry BH.
I’m that guy that jokes about things that are obviously not the case. I jokingly call my hottest friends ‘ugly’, yes, it could be a miscalculation since they might still harbor insecurities, but I figure for my personal friendships it’s acceptable and I know to stop if they really do take it to heart. As always, the internet leaves all the stuff in between out of the equation. In either case, my bad.
As an aside, Bosshank, how does an ‘optimistic cynic’ think?
“Everything’s going to be fine because I did it myself!”
Np, Phya. Thanks for explaining. Yes, sometimes, it’s hard to read between the lines on the internet. You didn’t mean it offensively and I most certainly take you at your word. You know what I think of you as I’ve told you many times. It seemed out of character for you to make a comment like that. And, trust me…if somebody made a comment like that, about you, and I saw it I would just as readily jump to your defense, my sweet.
Aww… sniff I’m touched. Not often people feel like coming to the defense of an angst-ridden, ‘testosterone filled’ (?), quiet Asian kid.
Thanks for understanding.
Geez, as a side note, PT is honestly THE easiest place to get along that I’ve ever been to, online or offline. Except, possibly with the locals of Molokai’i.
If it were only as simple as bird Crap,
The trouble is the birds try and take everything from you including your nest. Then they shit on you.