i’m a sceptic, not a cynic, but i’ve given it a shot, what with the free gift voucher of 15 yankee dollar dollar, i got me some instant shine, so, any willing participants, let me know what i might do with, gimme tips. but before ya do, this may sound distastful to u casanovas out there, but i’m content with being the man i am when it comes to my romantic life in terms of my morality, i aint looking to just get laid, i want to meet a girl to fall in love with before we get intimate physically (old fashioned maybe, but i’m in recovery and thats the way we do things, if ya wanna stay spiritually fit) so i dont need tips on how to bed birds quicksharp but rather how any successful guys in this area who may have formally recognised a level of fear around this stuff and combatted it, how u loosened up, how have u used your humour (i am a funny guy, but not on very first meeting me and ya need a particular kinda humour to dig mine) i am dead picky, probably too picky, i want a clever bird, (thats a slang term for a woman for all u unaware yanks and indeed not all that popular with some, but i’m a down to earth guy, lets call a bird a bird, not get too hung up on it babes) and a sophisticated woman. a little while ago i had began to wonder if i should lower my standards as i only ever persue beatiful women, (what i see as beautiful anyway, and there usually headstrong women, i aint interested in daft bints) but i cant do it, i dont think i ought to either, lower my standards i mean, what dya think/ anyway be interested to hear from anyone about these sorts of things or just whatever you might wanna share with me, adios 
You know who you are and what you want - that’s powerful. Stick to it! But as long as you’re embarking on the journey, enjoy the ride … life can surprise you sometimes.
..and as you go on your journey, just remember that we women are often referred to as birds..because of the WORMS we pick up..
TOUCHE!
Heads-up: Women do NOT appreciate being referred to as “Birds.” At all. Neither do our friends in the US appreciate being referred to as Yanks - they loathe it as much as I hate being referred to as a “Jock.”
Big and clever it ain’t, so maybe a good starting point before you embark on using the truly excellent products you will find here - is getting that courtesy thing down pat.
Ail 
I’m a yank AND a bird, and I’ve never met another one who objected to either term (and I know, oh, a few thousand of them!). There may be some somewhere, I’ll grant. But if you want to hear some epithets most of us do object to, just listen to some rap music!
Many of us yanks find UK-isms to be utterly charming. Maybe since we like how our revolution turned out, we can afford to be forgiving … 
well…yeah i dont know loads of people who are too hung up on that sort of language, and i certainly havney met many jocks who are offended at the title, and i ve met alot of em and have quite a few in my life, some of them i lovingly call sweaty sock, which is what our cockney brothers call their celtic brethrin. nor have i met that many women who would so readily assume without knowing me even a little, that ive not gathered enough experience of women (and life generally) to know that GENERALLY, at least in my experience, most women dont take that big an issue with it unless they know that the men using the terms are biggots anyway, which i certainly am not, i also appretiate that some women’s experience of men is that they have met alot of and or been involved with biggoted men, as have i met many, and have thereby become a little defensive, i understand that and sympathise truely. i hate the ravages of the kind of society that we live in and indeed re-create, and whatever peoples suffer at its hands through its unthinking agents. it must be said that i believe that i know enough about wanting and giving respect to be able to live by the code that if i knew that someone wouldnt like those turns of phrase, no matter what i think, i would do all that i could not to offend them, thinking and loving social creature that i am. however, in the last, some people enjoy spending time being offnded. i can be like that - TOUCHE… NEY WEE’UN… TOUCHY.. HEHE. i certainly agree that much of the sexist cultural veiw is offensive to human dignity. and as a male i am conscious of not over-sexualising or objectifying women, the male gaze and all that sort of thing. i’ve had a bit of a rough day at work, so i’m gonna resist getting on one about it more than i already have, hehe. but remeber babes and geezers too: i’m a lover not a fighter hehe.
Hooray! Hiya matanon!
You sound like a noble fella, glad you came across our site, here. We’ll be with you on your phero quest, every step of the way.
To start you off, the welcome cert has been sent.
Teehee, if you’re more interested in attracting headstrong, healthy ladies, then I’d recommend A314. “Daft Bints”, as you’d say, would be intimidated by the A314 man. 
This Yankee Birdie Dandie has to agree. Why, I just passed a billboard on my street the other day for some rap artist promoting a song called " I wanna **** you". Ack!
aw - thanks for the back up hehe - i had thought about the issue of being slightly tongue in cheek with the way that one speaks and i appretiate it can be a fine line as to wether others pick up on it.
its like when i recently saw borat the movie, which is outrageously funny in parts at least. but i reflected after seeing it (with the most exciusite but slightly confused red headed girl, which went a bit wrong coz i was too pushy with her - oops) that the self-mocking and self-cultural reflexive intent that i think old matey has could easily be lost on many people and back up thier prejudices.
which made me think about when i refer to birds as being birds, there is an element of the use of such language that is based in my being self-consciously in the world and in culture, and the way that i import into it and that, and think about it and that, has all manor of anomolies, contradictions and nuances that result in me being quite tongue in cheek most of the time, coz its too big and complex to grapple with without lashings and lashings of piss-take.
this certainly is hard for many to take i grant u, particularly if they have lots of seeming congruity and unity in their personality make-up based on them filtering out much of the uncertainty about the nature of the social fabric and thier true and just or unjust place within it. (and i dont neccesarily mean u my scots beauty with the great hair, i wouldnt presume as much as that) clinging to fixed identity that helps us think ‘in the box’, we all need belong i know, but, wrongly or rightly, i push and i fight and i think out of it a little and that always means complexity that the many wouldnt dig.
i dont blame anybody for wanting simplicity, i need it too but often i dont roll that way. i grapple baby - grapple with the fabric, and so i dont waste too much time being all ‘right on’ coz ya can bet i’d be defending the status quo if i did.
i love feminism, but not pop or psudo feminism, thatcherite, spice girl, you can buy womanhood in the market place crap - they feedin you concessionary buscuits me darlins, and i aint gonna get all PC hoping that my micro is gonna get macro.
i’m fairly sure that i have just confused the heckers out of anybody who may have bothered to continue to read that but i aint gonna delete it and i know what i mean hehe.
Anyway, its nice and expanding and exspandex and exspanked to be here. i’m all geared up for my decidedly fun and possibly challenging period of study and evidence gathering. i am going try to put myself out there in a way that i wouldnt ordinarily, ie, be more flirty, less serious (i’m a bit serious), extend my smile, as i certainly am a smiler but i keep it reserved, and try to clock the reactions. try to respond with more of a will to connect, etc. i shall report my findings hehe.
boy the boy can talk, hehe, and that was 7 in the morn
Praying for paragraph breaks here… I start glazing over after a while with all that run-together text…
Even “wide boys in Cortinas” welcome ere luv, byo cupa tea en buad currant tea kake ey wat. Bloody Pomy bastards Think they own the world, he he ha ha . OH before i forget, Greetings from downunder mate YE old china plate.
hehe, hehe. glad to hear it, i’m wide darlin, just some kinda wide thats widened out all over the gaf, Far and WIDE, Wicked and WILDE - . kylie and jason, the old dags dobbed on me long but thin pommy ding dong lovie, and that lizzie burdsworth the ozzy old laggety lag daggety dag, she pheromoned me up through the TV screen i’m sure of it. i’m funky like a train - member dat. hehe. greetings from centre of the world - where the water goes down the plug the right way xxxx - i do love all humanity and sistren and brethren, but your special i’m convinced, mat xx
Yeah, That song’s actually pretty popular in the younger clubs…and you -can’t- prove that I have it on my iPod. Hey, when you get an album, you get the -whole- album.
…lolwut?
Editor’s Note: “lolwut?” is supposed to be one word, it’s just a funny way of showing suspension of disbelief, imitation of blissful ignorance, or somewhat sarcastic confusion. In this case, it is the latter.
Here I was hoping that someone would translate the post into English!
lmao Jasmin…Candace & I sing that Akon-I wanna f*** you song, all the time to each other.