I’m not long home from a 40th party. I was only out for a few hours but got some valuable insight to the female psyche. I was talking with an older guy and he told me what he did for his wife while he was away on a fishing trip with the boys… This is priceless for the marred guys out there so listen up.
She is going to spend $200 when you are away regards, so spend it for her and have her think you are charming for doing it. And this will set you up for the next trip you are going to go on.
Here’s what you do. This comes direct for a guy in his 50’s.
Ring the hair salon; book an appointment for two hours, cut colour and all the trimmings. Drop a few of her favorite cd’s and a nice bottle of wine off when you go in and pay for the whole thing and then give her a card saying that she needs to enjoy herself while you are away. Tell her the time and the place and your set for a great weekend with the boys… and…. some great sex when you get back… the prefect weekend!!! DON’T TELL THE LADYS here about this or the cover will be blown.
Anyway, onto the mone report for tonight. It’s a public holiday here tomorrow. Hence Sunday drinking!
The party was a theme, Rags to Riches. So it was pretty glitzy.
I decided to go with:
A314 two drops to wrists (rubbed a bit under my nose)
Two sprays of TUTH to the chest
One IO over top of TUTH
20mcg p79 over top of that
ICM .5a 2 sprays to neck
And 3 spays of Spaceland to hair to buffer it all down it bit.
First hit was in a store on the way there to buy a pack of smokes. The woman serving, late 30’s had a big grin and asked me if I was 18 (old enough to buy smokes). This has not happened in “ever”. Had a bit of a laugh with her and there was that glazed over look in her eyes! Hit
Second was after I walked into the venue got a few smiles (wouldn’t consider these mone hits as I had only just arived). Said a few hi’s and made my way to the bar. While waiting for my drink a woman comes up to me (didn’t know her) and grabs me by the arm and says “you look very hansom…… what’s your name?” had a nice chat with her, there was tons of touching and extended eye contact happening. When off to mingle after that.
By the time I had gotten there things were well underway and a lot of the woman were get quite happy… Second drink at the bar and ANOTHER woman comes up to me, gives me the hip bump. We were the only two at the bar. Blatant hit, she asked me if I wanted to dance (I don’t really dance, so turned her down in a very nice way). She left not long after that, but the second hit from her was when she was dancing with one of the other girls and did a twirl - fell over (nice short skirt and all on) legs open in my direction… AHEM!!! I could see what she had for breakfast.. it was accompanied with very sexing ‘you could have this’ eye contact and a wicked grin… I was like… OMG! Kind of stunned deer in head lights sort of thing…. What could I do but look???!!! She gets her self together and carries on dancing and keeps looking over. After a while I moved out to the smoking area and give her a one eye brow raise on the way past.
Hit 3 or was it 5 or 6… I’d lost count from being in shock at this point. Sit at a table with a few people I didn’t know, light a smoke and a woman about mid 40 who had her back to me spins around and directly faces me, rests her hand on my thigh and introduces herself. We start having a good chat about complete rubbish and she leans in and whispers something in my ear. I didn’t hear what she said but from the look I got after it, I have a funny feeling it was something I should have heard! At this point (really bad timing!!!) the woman that showed me the $50 piece of string that held her bits in walks out and see’s this other woman giving me the look…. And I then get the complete opposite look from her. She wasn’t happy!!!
I kind of lost out on everything here because there was just to much of everything going on at the same time and I handled it badly. I had thought I might get a couple of hits but really wasn’t expecting what happened.
It’s quite amazing what the addition of alcohol makes when you have some mones on. The inhabitations are just gone, at lest in the older age group!! I’m liken it!
Genius. The problem comes in when you do something like that and the woman doesn’t appreciate it (or anything else you do). One of the many reasons that I’m happily divorced.
OMG! Kind of stunned deer in head lights sort of thing…. What could I do but look???!!! She gets her self together and carries on dancing and keeps looking over. After a while I moved out to the smoking area and give her a one eye brow raise on the way past. 
