Shiver Me Timbers! - REPORT

Wolf is still recovering. When he woke up the other day, he said he felt like he’d been hit by a truck. I said, “That was me.” :smiley:

This is a sexual mix. I’ve been workin’ on it for some time. I’ve tried numerous variations, changing dose, removing and swapping out molecules. All of them “work” to varying degrees but, so far, this combination hit it pretty good for me… Badda Bing!

Bella -

> 20 drops of EoW - yep, you read that right… anybody who has the “new” EoW knows why I’m using 20 drops. It sucks. Well, it does. Thank God there are people :wink: working feverishly to develop a decent copulin product. I’m down to a quarter bottle of the old EoW I’ve been hording. The difference in the two as far as Wolfie’s reactions is… noticeable. Less huffing for one thing… lol. Truth. Twenty drops of the new EoW isn’t worth two of the old one… sigh. :frowning:

Considering what our brilliant Diane (pat pat… lol :wink:) has been telling us, about* the truth* of cops formulations… I think we might as well discount the application of cops here. Except for the small amount in MX135 and SoE/W.

However while waiting, out of pure desperation, I ordered the latest batch of EoW the other day and am waiting for it. I was glad to hear that Ball.Saxbury and remmy gave it the nod. We’ll see.

Pardon me for a minute, it’s time for my daily prayer. Please join me if you’re so inclined. Dear God, please help Androtics deliver the cops… don’t forget the siren (where* is* that girl?)… and please… hurry! Amen.

Now where was I…

> SoE - rolled on sides of and behind neck, under breasts and behind knees (Just as a point of interest about diffusion - most women apply perfume and colognes to their cleavage and it works great. Even better, for me, is to apply* under* the twins… very warm there, very diffusive… works extremely well with pheromones too, especially in the clinch.)

> 3 sprays TAC/7.5mcg - 1 to neck, 1 split to elbows/wrists, 1 to center of back

2 sprays P74/10mcg - 1 to neck, 1 split to elbows/wrists
2 sprays MX135 - 2 to neck/chest, touched to wrists
3 sprays P102/7.5mcg - 1 to front of neck/chest touched to wrists, 1 to back of neck, 1 to abdomen touched to wrists
3 sprays P86/7.5mcg - 2 to neck/chest, 1 split elbows/wrists
4 sprays TAF /7.5mcg - 2 to neck/chest touched to wrists, 1 to abdomen, 1 to center of back… aaaand…
2 sprays Instant Honesty/4X - both to back/sides of hair
covered with Habanita de Molinard

My Sexy Wolf -

> 2 drops Raw Power - both smeared down sides of neck and touched to wrists

2 sprays Instant Gentleman, 1 to neck/chest, 1 split elbows/wrists
2 sprays Instant Female Magic - 1 to neck chest, 1 to back of neck
1 spray P80/7.5mcg - 1 to neck touched to wrists
P79/12.5mcg - 1 to neck touched to wrists
no cover - I know.

Wolf isn’t big into wearing cologne. He wears it when we go out to cover but only if he isn’t wearing AMMO. He’ll also wear it if I ask him to. At home I rarely ask him to cover. No need, the Raw Power is fine to me with no cover, so is IFM and I don’t get the stink a lot of others get with the putatives. I think a few others mentioned getting that from P80? I forget. Well, I know somebody asked me if I was gettin’ it.

I really like the combination of P80 and P79. They work well together if you want to put some punch into the action. Just go low at first. Zow. Raw Power is a great product, can’t say enough about how much I like it. Wolf loves wearing it. Makes him feel more in control and on his game. Eh, Mik? :wink: Combined with IG or SoE it’s smooth as silk. Shiver me timbers, Baby.

The P80 and P79 together, in a lowish dose, I love. P80 is solid, the bulkhead of the ship. Adding P79 moves the effects of the combined molecules forward. I find P79 to increase urgency and the desire to make ones self clear/heard, with the ability to do so. In a sexual context it’s great. It grabs hold of the symphonic feeling/effect of this mix and runs with it. P79 is, also, very tactile in this instance and when added to RP and IG?.. yummay.

The Instant Female Magic, of course, is for me. I like the relaxing almost dreamy effect of it better than P83 which I’ve compared it to before. Yes, P83 *is *relaxing and disinhibiting but it doesn’t seem to agree with me as much as the comfort of IFM. I don’t like the oppressed veiled feeling that comes over me with P83… it’s hard to describe… I feel *too *sedated and not in a good way… even at a low dose… though there is the touchy thing that comes with P83 that can be interesting… but I don’t need it with TAF, P79 and 102.

Frankly, I don’t need the reported disinhibiting effect of P83, at all. Though it can be useful for disinhibiting others. Instant Female Magic really has the comfort factor and it gives me a feeling of well being that I find missing from P83.

Then with what else I wore -

SoE is often my base. Light cops and just the perfect amount of a-nol for me. MX135 gives me the sparkly, soft, sassy TAH thing I like. Wolf loves TAH, so I usually include that in some form in any sexual mix.

TAC is feel good and can be tactile. That and Instant Honesty in this combo and Wolf and I talked non stop for a whole hour before we actually got down to business. We usually chat a bit anyway but he said it was 'cause we had each others undivided attention. P74 has a unifying effect sexually and otherwise it makes you want to be around whoever is wearing it. P86 and SoE and I was not only hot and looked great… crap, I was beautiful. He’s complimentary but I don’t get, “You’re beautiful” very often. When I wear P86 and/or Androstenol and cops, I do… and not from just Wolfie. It’s happened repeatedly.

I’ve worn P86 in a similar mix that I tested with the same results, only the compliments came from complete strangers. Stay tuned, this report is coming. Oh, my. P86 not only makes me and others appear more youthful and attractive it’s, also, very sensuous and touchy. Though the touching may simply be a natural progression of finding each other so attractive. Which brings me to P102 and TAF. Wolf’s exact words, “This is a very kissytouchyfeely mix you’ve got goin’ here.” I’ll say. If you don’t know about the sensual possibilities of TAF, especially when used under the right circumstance, you’re missing out…BIG TIME… Badda Boom! I’ve got a report about that, from a hundred years ago, around here somewhere. P102 can be very sensual as well. The kissing!..and I might mention here, *that *has a tendency to migrate to… other areas. Cough.

Next time I’m gonna add MX250 for the 20X cops boost. I may or may not swap out the MX135 for it… but probably not… I’ll just add it. Anybody who knows me knows TAL and I like each other, to a point. Using MX250 for the 20X’s cops means I have to spray more TAL then I’d like. That should be interesting. I’ll keep 911 on speed dial. :open_mouth:

Better batten down the hatches, me hearties… caulk the gaps… and be prepared to bail! :stuck_out_tongue:

Arrrrgy. I’ll be in the crows nest. :slight_smile:

Bella

One of the better posts I’ve read on this forum Bella - a perfect touch.
You’ve rivaled diane with this one … in a more earthy - I mean salty way.

o wow!

that was such a detailed report :slight_smile: i know about the annoying cop deal.. with the new bottle i sniffed it and compared it to the washed out version i have (i have 3 bottles.. 1/4 of old one, the new impotent one, and the brand new one) the brand new one should meet ur expectations :wink:

i was most interested about ur p102 cuz thats the one i never got to try before :slight_smile:

i agree with u on the p86. i feel prettier and get more comliments with it :slight_smile: aaand i also wear SOE as my base phero usually also :slight_smile: i think im gna try out ur new diffusion methods under the breast. im sure u know already, but it’s super hot here :frowning:

anyways, great report! i really enjoyed it :slight_smile:

Great report. Reps.

Wow Bella that is a fantastic report. I always love your reports :smiley:

I am not good with the amen thing, Ummmm lets see…

“so shall it be written, so shall it be done”

(snort…nooo thats in the 10 commandments movie, I think) LOL

I will just say blessed be :wink:

I love your new avatar to

Tisha

This is very interesting as I have P93 and P86 coming, P86 will be here on Thursday :frowning: sucks thats a week to get to me even with 2 day shipping :frowning:

I am very much so looking forward to testing with P86

“so shall it be written, so shall it be done” Yul Brenner’s character in fact.

How about: “So Mote it be”

Bella baby, if I didn’t have a semi-comp presentation to prepare now…hell I would have written a novel.

Amazing report!!! Reps! Now you got me all curious about p102! (I love p86 btw! good choices of pheros ma cherie!)

Edit: I tried to rep you but it wont let me (I think it wont let me rep you two times in a row, so I owe you!)

I told you guys, I told you I told you I told you, the new EoW is really strong. Next time I make a statement, I demand that it be taken at face value as an example of 100% truthiness.

Obviously you need to reread her report.

She used the old EOW that was off which is why she needed 20 drops.

We wont know how effective the new one is until members who have used it for a long time and can compare have gotten there hands on it.

I look forward to Bella’s report on it.

Tisha

…over the top…

I reserve this right. Also the right to kill, the right to look sexy, the right to write gothy poetry, and the right to make right hand turns on red lights.

lol Stop Hijacking threads for banter ! LOL

Thank you SCoupe, that’s high praise, indeed. :slight_smile:

The salt and limes come in handy when I’m mixing up a batch of… Salty Dogs…I never cast off without 'em.

I love the under the breast diffusion technique, been doin’ it for years. It’s great, especially in warm weather because of lighter/less clothing to obstrust diffusion, it really gets out there. Yeah, it was a heat wave here for a minute… just a taste of what’s to come. Sometimes it’s so hot and humid it feels like being under water. Yuk. Thankfully, it’s cooled off…for now.

You know me, kiddo, I can’t say enough about how I love SOE. Hi, James!

The “fixed” EoW arrived yesterday. Just as I opened the package Wolf walked in, (the bottles were still in the package wrapped in bubble wrap), he said, “I can smell it, it stinks!” :smiley: I haven’t had a chance to try it out yet…gotta wait till Wolf can walk straight again.

Bella

Thanks, Spanky!

Thanks, Tisha. You know I love to torment him. :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

dj, I love this one!

Bella

Thank you, Selva. I’m just happy to see you! :slight_smile: I thought maybe Le Professor might have kidnapped you! :open_mouth: :smiley:

Yeah, the thanks/rep snafu. I know what you mean, it happened to me several times, until I figured it out. Here’s the way it works just so ya know.

You can rep and thank the same post if you rep first, but not the other way around. Also, say you want to rep/thank the same poster…but for different posts. For example…I repped Ms. X the other day and I forgot that the thanks count as rep points, so when I went to actually rep her for another post …the system said I had to spread it around before I could rep her again. So, I went back to the first post…removed my thanks…went to the second post…gave the reps I wanted to give her…and then went back to the first post and re thanked her. There ya go. Now that was uncomplicated and easy, right? :roll_eyes: It would’ve been… if when the Thanks was first instituted somebody had explained how it worked in conjunction with rep points. Hope that clears it up for anyone who’s run into the same problem. :slight_smile:

Hope school’s going well, for you, hurry back so we can have some fun! :smiley:

Bella

My dear, I mentioned your name in my report. You and remmy both said it was good. I simply took your word for it. * ahem *

BTW, that’s Bella, not Helen.

Now go have some cake and put the kettle on, will ya? Darjeeling for me, please.

…with tea and cake. :slight_smile:

She used the old EOW that was off which is why she needed 20 drops.

We wont know how effective the new one is until members who have used it for a long time and can compare have gotten there hands on it.

I look forward to Bella’s report on it.

I said the very same thing in one of the recent EoW threads. :wink: Up to the point that *you *posted about recieving it, Stinky… only two others, that I’m aware of, besides Remmy had posted anything about it. Sharon and Butterfly. No offense to either of these lovely ladies but they aren’t that experienced using cops. I don’t really know Sharon as she’s new and hasn’t posted much. Butterfly is quite young and only used two drops. Tish, two drops? Plus she’s young enough to be producing plenty of her own cops. My cops have gone south with Bubba and the Boys…oh, shut up and pass the jug.

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:smiley:

Bella

Oh, while you’re at it, P. T. Barnum… would you please find the cat…and the rest of the menagerie? :wink:

Whassamatter, dj, don’tcha wanna go for a ride? C’mon, it’s a beautiful day! Hop in, seats are comfy, tank’s full… I’ll even put the top down!

Hit it BallSsssssss!*:smiley:

Thanks so much for reading, everyone. :slight_smile: Thank you for the nominations. I wasn’t expecting that. W :open_mouth:W!

Thanks for the comments, the thanks and the reps. I really appreciate them. But most of all thank you for making me feel good, LOL, and smile. That’s the best part. :wink:

Bella

Alright then, let’s do this thing!

I’d like to relate to you a story of passion, lust, curiosity, and international intrigue.

Ah, the Walled Mart …

With it’s broad ceilings, gastronomic bypass procedures, and transmission fluids, it is by far the best place to trade in your own fluids for new ones.

I set foot in the store with the intention of recycling my used engine fluids. Not exactly engine oil, but close enough. At any rate, after having done so, I chance upon the auto parts section. After careful consideration, I settle on my favorite brand of windshield washer fluid, a marvelous invention that is not only a fluid, but also a washer, and a windshield. The fluid of a thousand-and-one uses, as we say in England.

I approach the register, heart a flutter, about to finally achieve my life’s ambition of a full, or nearly full at least, washer reservoir. Having only had Monopoly money up until this point, I was never able to afford the $1.08 real money needed to afford said fluid. Even then, this is not a cheap endeavor. For a mere nickel, at the corner store I can get a bagel, newspaper, pork chop, ferry ticket, fifteen minutes of pay-per-view pornography, and still have change left over for impulse hat purchases.

Upon the item “scanning” into the “scanner”, I am asked for an identification card. Now, the only one that I have in my money belt is my now-expired 1918 Certified Zeppelin And Motorcoach Repair License.

They will not let me purchase the item! Large mistake.

I ask for the manager.

He is a small man, squirrelly if I were to have to compare him to an animal, tromboney if I were to have to compare him to a musical instrument.

“Good fellow,” I say, “Are you aware that I am being prohibited from purchasing this item?”

He informs me that it is because I cannot prove my age of being over the age of eighteen.

I launch into a monologue. Nothing like this has ever been witnessed in the walled mart. I begin by explaining the specific chemical composition by which methanol is formed and the reason why it cannot be made nontoxic, (even by now the cabinety man, to compare him to a piece of furniture, has lost me entirely; he looks confused, out of sorts, and his gaze is almost completely unfocused) from there going on to talk about how the entire concept of making such purchases illegal for minors is illogical in the first place! From there, I’m into a full-scale discussion with myself, the crowd now gathering not partaking but watching with large eyes, about how alcohol laws in the United States have no basis to begin with, how in other countries there is a direct correlation with lowered rates of alcohol-related crime. From there, through a chain-of-logic which even I cannot discern, I am onto the topic of drug laws in the United States, and the basises of which they are formed, and how that is only causing higher rates of death due to-

At this point, the magnesiumy man (to compare him to an element) hands me the bottle of fluid. He says, “Take it and get out.”

Another striking victory for Ball Saxbury.