Simple Math

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A math teacher and his wife were both 54 years old. One evening the wife came home and found a note from her husband. It said: ‘‘My dear, you are 54 years old and there are some things you are not giving me anymore, so I am at the Holiday Inn with one of my 18-year-old students. Don’t bother waiting up for me.’’

He returns home that night to find a note from his wife: ‘‘You are also 54 years old and there are things I need too that you’re not giving me. So I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 18-year-old students. And you (being a math teacher), should know that 18 goes into 54 way more than 54 goes into 18, so don’t YOU wait up for ME.’’

2

..but isn’t 18-54 a negative number?

3

Don’t think of the maths about it… Think about the image of it!

4

yes think about genitalia :stuck_out_tongue: ones a man and the others a woman, 18 would preferably go int0 a 54 woman alot more times :smiley:

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Heh, I’ve seen this joke before. Back then I just laughed, now that I have a bit more perspective, I would actually think 54 goes into 18 more times than 18 goes into 54. I don’t know what kind of math class that wife took but I don’t think 18 would go into 54 even once. :smiley: