Okay. It is six AM where I am at and I just woke up and I am 100% awake. When you read this you will wonder why.
I got home at three AM. I have had two hours of sleep. I have no idea why I am awake and so alert. I am exhausted, my brain is fried, and yet I have a goofy grin on my face which will not go away. I woke up and the only think I could think to do is go upstairs to my home office and write this report.
I claim journalistic integrity. You may claim because I couldn’t wait to brag. I am happy with whatever way you want to view it. 
So, we are going out tonight. Me, my wife, and my two best male friends. The venue is a hot little coffee shop. The shop is set up with tons of book shelves with metaphysical books and plenty of couches, tables, board games. I have mentioned before is like a few living rooms thrown together.
Anyhoo.
I am blessed to have a wife who is, bluntly, super freaking amazingly hot. We were getting ready and she throws on a devastating outfit, and I didn’t look so bad myself.
I took one drop of A314 and drew it across my jawline, neck, rubbed it along the neck.
Two sprays of IS to the head, one Ammo to the chest, and, God knows why, four sprays of Spaceland.
Wifey wanted to play too, so she took a few sprays of spaceland and IS.
We get to the coffee shop and we took the A314 with us. I dragged my two guy friends back out to the parking lot and I gave them each a drop and instructed them to wipe it on their jawline and neck.
These are people that I can say anything to, and vice versa.
So we go inside the coffee shop, order, and sit down at the central table. As we are talking about our plans for the upcoming week the strangest thing occurred. It is subtle, and we all noticed it, and we all started having a conversation about it.
We all felt immense “focus.” We are all intent on one another’s words and that was it. Our focus became narrow, clear, and crisp. We were trying a group experiment, wanting to see what the A314 on the guys would do to a crowd. We were speaking about focus, intent, free will and various other forbidden subjects when I suddenly noticed.
“Speaking of focus, how are your stray thoughts?”
We all looked at each other for a moment and agreed there were not any. I won’t bother describing it, but we were all so comfortable, so relaxed, and yet so ON.
So we are sitting there, talking, playing with a tarot deck. Pretty girls eventually started coming in. I think we simultaneously ODed the room and yet still had good results.
The girls, pretty or no, were all in the age range of mostly 18 to 25 or something like that… We all noticed flirting behavior. We are a decent looking pack so that’s not uncommon, but there was like.. I dunno, alot of flirting at a distance. Like they didn’t want to get too close but they flirted with eyes and such. I won’t describe eavch cause I am butt ass tired and losing focus, but there were plenty of surprising hits.
And I swear we had a group telepathy going on… But that’s another story.
This particular coffee shop has an outside patio with a ton of chairs. One of my guy friends made the observation… That all of the men were outside. No joke.
It was kinda weird when we noticed it. The inside was full of happy, chatty girls all having a great time, and maybe two gay guys. But all the males migrated outside. And I mean like 15 or so. The place had plenty of males inside but after we were there about a half hour we realized they had all moved outside. Save the two gay guys.
Not only that, but the girls that were remaining gave us a wide berth. They were pushed to the edges of the room.
So a female friend that we knew from before arrived. Its been forever since we saw her. She is 19, I think.
Lots of flirty behavior. I am losing focus, so I will just say over the top flirting. With me and wife.
Wife flirts alot with the chicks, and some great hits, but we decide to go for the after party. We invited female friend that wifey made.
We get to my pal’s house and have a snack and start talking and chatting. We were probably there maybe a half hour before wifey and new female friend decide to start making out.
We cheered them on and, well… anyway, new female friend was very… um, accommodating. I do not wish to sound crude, so I will leave it at that. She clung to me at one point, huggy and cuddly, remarking about my smell. We spent a good long time having fun.
So, I won’t go into the gory details, but, there were alot of interesting results from tonight, aside from having a new playmate. We have invited new female friend to play on Sunday, so we will see how that goes.
I am so new to these pheromones. They work. Can’t believe how we set out for this evening’s result and achieved it. I wanna talk more later about the whole telepathy thing and the focus thing and all the guys moving outside thing…
So much to tell from tonight and I am leaving so much out… I think I want to go back to bed. Wife has a permanent smile on her, lol.
I am making that woman one helluva breakfast.
