The 37 Best Pickup Lines Ever.....Or Not!

[Tigerlilly]

@Wrlprchnx

Hey nice shoes… wanna fuck?

my brother went and delivered straight faced to an absolute 10/10 at the club… she took a look at her shoes before giving him the nastiest scowl ever - best part of the story, her (also hot) friend thought it was absolutely hilarious and bought my bro a drink later that night (unfortunately, other than delivering bad pick-up lines with a straight face he is useless so it went no farther then that)

That only works on/with bi girls and lesbians. It’s sincere then!

[castlerock]

Yo girl I got my library card and i'm checking you out

[M_P]

“I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.”

Best one. Cracked me up.