for all sexual deviances
…
Doing anything tomorrow night?
was the standard question
they all ask when
slightly toasted pubic regions
are discussed so casually
by the parental dragons
wearing asbestos bath robes
being judgmental and snotty
whilst sipping neat brandy
from oversized brandy balloons
that went horribly wrong
, smashing in the fire place.
While eating swedish meetbals
swedish meatballs are madness!
Once in a nightmare
parental dragons spank baby
calves, because they ran
out of cheez whiz
and strawberry body butter