, mistaking cocoa for something
other than chocolaty goodness.
Therefore it got flushed
with embarrassment, due to
confusion with swedish meatballs
which were bigger than
dragon turds. Enlightened by
the unexpected turn that
- I mean, unexpected TURDS
derailed the thought train
which caused massive damage
to his prefrontal cortex
and a severe hangnail.
“Bummer,” said he while
sipping up meatball gravy
; choking on smothered onions
,which he savored slowly
with dry white wine
and a cheese plate
with some swedish meatballs