that dried up the
squirrels fresh batch of
copulins. Sadly the girls
who like girls sometimes
find quiet places to
eat long sausages that
resemble delicious swedish meatballs
but could never be
because they were vegetarians
who secretly ate beef
flavored imitation tofu patties
in smothered onion sauce
Smothered onions don’t go
out to lunch often
- never with swedish meatballs!
So the onions decided
to take a trip
to make rings and
rest atop grilled steak
, there one onion proposed