a game of backgammon
,twisting into a mobius,
he attempted a daring
dive in ranch dressing
Who invited the onions?
SteveO the phero genius
but an anti-onionist;
with a meatball fetish
got high on garlic
and sweet green herbs
to make pasta for
cats with an enormous
SCHWANG!!! All in all
a good time was
had by roaches dancing
and pretty rats prancing
joyfully in meatball gravy
because Davey was wavy
with his schwang out
and smelling like meatballs