I called SteveO a couple of days before orientation, and we decided on the following for my own personal college mix:
1 shot TUTH to the chest
2 shots IG on each side of neck, then under nose
2 shots of IO on cranks of arms
2 shots of IS on wrists
(College now, say shots, not sprays 
)
OH the girls I met.
The other night, we had an 80s dance. I was kinda intimidated, but remembered all the charm I was working with this mix. Went to my dorm, and re-applied, EXCEPT put some IS under nose, and moved IO to my wrists and IS to cranks of my arm. Ditched the TUTH for 3 shots of MX302.
It was raining earlier in the day, and I was heading to my friend’s dorm to pregame. On my way, I stepped into a mud puddle, and 2 cute sophomore girls behind me saw (how embarassing). They got a good laugh, and asked for my name. After telling them, I told them “I’m a freshman” and the one said “oooooo” and the other “awwwww.” They asked what room I was, and told me their room numbers and said “hit us up.”
Met a few people at my friend’s dorm, and pregamed. I’m a funny drunk, and the girls were following me around like a TAG commercial.
We went to the dance fashionably late, and I hopped on a podium. 2 or 3 girls (can’t really remember) followed suit. We were all dancing, and whenever one girl fell off, I’d just point to another in the crowd, and they would say yes and come up or kindly deny. If they said no, i usually replied w/ ‘awwww come on now, chicken.’ Got MANY to come up this way. MANY girls were staring at me blankly while I was dancing (I’m guessing the MX302 DIHL effect).
Needless to say, I danced w/ maybe 20 different girls. Some cuter than others. Also, I crowd surfed. That was the alcohol taking control haha.
After I sweated off all the pheromones, and the alcy effect was dying, I was invited to a sophomore party. On the way, I found a girl that I met this past summer on Facebook and her roommate. They were SUPER drunk and invited me to their room with them, so I ditched the partygoers. (NOTE: WAS NOT LOOKING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF DRUNK GIRLS. NOT MY STYLE).
I’m sitting in their room, and all of a sudden, the one girl jumps on the other girl, and they start making out and undressing. They then told me I had to leave. They had some ‘sexy’ music playing, so I changed it to Miley Cyrus (just to be a dick, very bi**hy girls) and they told me to take off the lights, which I kindly did.
GREAT night!