My cousin sent me this and it was just too freaking funny.
» The Funniest thing Ever: The Front Fell Off! (http://junkyfungus.com/?p=33)
OMG - Too funny. My stomach hurts and I just shot wine out my nose!
Damn what a waste of wine - but a good laugh!
Thanks - I needed a good laugh today!
I totally forgot about this! Saw it a while back on filecabi.net. Hilarious!
I hope it wasn’t the expensive stuff, like Brut by Faberge.
LOL! No, I am a Coppola girl - well this week. Not too expensive but not cheap either - like $16 for a small bottle. What happened to decent $12 big dogs? I still remember buying a CASE of Boones Farm in my 20s. The thought gives me a hangover! (she shivers and pours another glass)…
I don’t understand the dilemma! There are such things as straws just for this type of thing 
Oh and BTW this is a parody. Apparently they have quite a few others
Too funny! As long as the front don’t fall off my pheros, I’m a happy camper!